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  • dave
    Go the fuck outside
    • Oct 2008
    • 15492

    Originally posted by Hasselbeck
    Dave you wanna run one already? Stop duckin me :D
    Do you have AIM, Hass?
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    • dave
      Go the fuck outside
      • Oct 2008
      • 15492

      Here's the deal - I'll be back online around 9:30 p.m. EST or so.

      I'll be in the VSN room.
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      • Hasselbeck
        Jus' bout dat action boss
        • Feb 2009
        • 6175

        Originally posted by dave
        Here's the deal - I'll be back online around 9:30 p.m. EST or so.

        I'll be in the VSN room.
        I'd like to get it in before 10:30 ET.. the Hawks play on NFLN tonight against the Donkos.

        AIM is Van Brento.. but I can meet you in 30? That work?
        Originally posted by ram29jackson
        I already said months ago that Seattle wasn't winning any SB

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        • NWSaint
          The Minister of Defense
          • Jul 2009
          • 1953

          Originally posted by dave

          Game recap:

          NEW ORLEANS - The Philadelphia Eagles ended a long losing streak in the 1st Annual Turnover Bowl with a 24-14 win over NWSaint's New Orleans Saints.
          A real up and down affair. Eagles jumped out to a 10-0 lead, thanks to Desean Jackson's 9-yard wildcat TD run, but then McNabb throws an INT and the Saints come marching back, heading to the half with a 14-10 lead.
          Eagles rebounded in the second half thanks to a huge 95-yard WR TD by Jackson.
          Coach Dave was happy with the play of his run game, especially considering most of it came out of the shotgun formation. Brian Westbrook finally had a big run day for the Birds, putting up 104 yards on 14 carries.
          Akeem Jordan got the INT that sealed the win for a grateful coach Dave.

          Scouting report on NWSaint:

          A) Conservative on first downs, but a mad man every other down. (I mean that in the nicest way, Saint)
          B) Uses many different formations, especially the 4WR set
          C) Will occasionally run no huddle during a game, so if you don't match up personnel you could pay
          D) On defence, he likes to play very aggressively, lots of blitzes, safeties up, bump and run
          E) Just loves to pass the ball - and who can blame him with that offence.
          F) Needs to use Reggie Bush more as an RB. He is letting Bush's speed go to waste. Same goes for Jeremy Shockey - Shockey is a mismatch against most LBs in man coverage. Saint has to take advantage of that.
          G) Professor Saint is one of those guys who plays so differently than most guys at VSN. You feel like you're actually trying to match wits with him.
          Dave!

          Nice writeup.. your definetly a class-act and i'm glad we're still rollin' games after all these years.. I really liked that last breakdown (letter "G"), no one can ever really say that i'm mundane and run the same shyt repeatedly.. but yessss, I have learned to love to throw the rock.. gotta run it like the Saints do or it just doesn't feel right.. thanks for the game, we'll run it back soon.. and Dave, seriously, let's just try to run more than once a year.



          NWSaint.
          "Hit Hard.. Hit Fast.. Lest They Hit First"


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          • dave
            Go the fuck outside
            • Oct 2008
            • 15492


            Matt Ryan celebrates an easy win over the Eagles. "Fuck you, coach Dave," said the normally classy Ryan during the handshake after the game.


            Falcons dine on deep-fried Eagle

            Hasselbeckfan (Falcons) 31 Dave (Eagles) 14
            All-Madden, 6 min

            Game recap:
            At one point this game was 14-14 ... oh, the memories.
            Another stellar performance from Donovan McNabb - 61 yards passing and 3 INTs. To be fair, Donovan is off the hook for the third INT. The coach slipped on his controller. "If this game ever gets voice recognition, you bastards are in trouble," said coach Dave to a throng of bewildered reporters.
            "He's a very sexy, charismatic guy," said reporter Erin Andrews of coach Dave. "But he's a complete fruit loop. It wouldn't surprise me if it was that perv who taped me in the hotel room."
            Coach Hass' Falcons had a great passing game - something the Birds simply couldn't stop.
            A great day for Brian Westbrook - 130 yards on 7 carries. Too bad it felt like the Birds were never on offence. Westbrook added 41 yards receiving to the cause.
            "I am sending Titans' coach BigHerm a box of cigars," said coach Dave, after the game. "The fucking Johnson cheeser was right - why the fuck shouldn't I use Westbrook?"
            In a game against Hasselbeckfan, a guy like yours truly has to stay mistake-free. Sadly, that was not the case.


            Reporter Erin Andrews gave coach Dave a supportive pat on the bum, then a slap in the face.

            Scouting report on Hasselbeckfan:
            A) Very good on the sticks - I figured this out on the first series. He's very hands on. Frankly, I find beating guys with his hand skills and good strategy nearly impossible to beat. I need my opponent to be weak in one of the two areas - he wasn't.
            B) Diverse, diverse playcaller. Uses all his receivers, runs the ball a lot.
            C) Very patient in the pocket.
            D) Very, very aggressive on D. Loves to blitz, always has control of the middle of the field manually. An excellent pass defender, though the third INT had nothing to do with his skills
            E) Over-commits his lineman. Has to learn to stop doing that. His run D needs a lot of work. I think it's a manual player thing - they tend to over-commit and run into other players
            F) Good sportsmanship. Down 31-14 I punted on a long 4th down since I had no hope of winning. With 1:24 left, Hass made the old man happy by just kneeling. Thanks.

            Hasselbeck has to stop using Seattle and start using better teams. This guy IMO is a very under the radar player who could crack the top 10 power rankings if he stops using Seattle.

            Player stats:
            McNabb 5-12 61 0-3
            Ryan 17-24 265 3-1

            Westbrook 7-130
            McCoy 8-28
            Weaver 1-12
            McNabb 1-9
            Jackson 1-6

            Turner 14-73
            Mughelli 1-0
            Ryan 2 (-4)

            Westbrook 2-41
            Curtis 2-12
            Maclin 1-8

            Jenkins 5-77
            Gonzalez 4-42
            Turner 3-42
            White 2-62
            Finneran 2-41
            Mughelli 1-1


            Team stats:
            Total offence: Falcons 325 Eagles 227
            Rush: Eagles 185 Falcons 69
            Pass: Falcons 256 Eagles 42
            First downs: Falcons 14 Eagles 7
            Total yards: Falcons 430 Eagles 376
            3rd down conversions: Falcons 6/7 Eagles 5/7
            Sacks: Falcons 3 Eagles 1
            TOP: Falcons 13:19 Eagles 10:41
            Last edited by dave; 08-22-2009, 09:22 PM.
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            • Hasselbeck
              Jus' bout dat action boss
              • Feb 2009
              • 6175

              Haha! Thanks Dave.. appreciate the kind words.. good game man. As I messaged you, Westbrook is nasty.

              Wish I could say my record is because of the Seahawks, I've been 50-50 in my team choice overall. I was really struggling on D for awhile but I've gotten better and am getting more comfortable controlling the MLB than I was in the beginning.
              Last edited by Hasselbeck; 08-22-2009, 09:27 PM.
              Originally posted by ram29jackson
              I already said months ago that Seattle wasn't winning any SB

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              • dave
                Go the fuck outside
                • Oct 2008
                • 15492

                Originally posted by Hasselbeck
                Haha! Thanks Dave.. appreciate the kind words.. good game man. As I messaged you, Westbrook is nasty.

                Wish I could say my record is because of the Seahawks, I've been 50-50 in my team choice overall. I was really struggling on D for awhile but I've gotten better and am getting more comfortable controlling the MLB than I was in the beginning.
                Please don't quote my reports. It clutters up the thread.
                Good game man.

                Please edit your post.

                Edit: Thanks
                Last edited by dave; 08-22-2009, 09:28 PM.
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                • dave
                  Go the fuck outside
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 15492

                  Originally posted by Tami26
                  Dave, I'd just like to say that I LOVE the job you do on the writeups of all your Tracker Games. They are neat and they read well. Just like reading a magazine or Newspaper. I'm thinking of doing the same thing myself, but I don't want to step on toes, or take away from your Thread, since your the original.
                  I'd also like to play you in a Tracker if you get the time.

                  Tami26
                  I would love it if everyone did threads like this.
                  PLEASE DO.

                  I would not feel for a second that you're stepping on my toes.
                  I like writing and reading these things. The more, the merrier.

                  And I'm not the originator - NWSaint is. I stole his idea and went in my own direction with it. Saint's Superdome is the originator, the rest of us are imitators.


                  I have a date, so to speak, with Houtz's Dolphins at 10:30 p.m.

                  I'm sure we'll play soon. I hate the Cowboys and haven't played them yet. Looking forward to our first game in your new stadium.
                  Last edited by dave; 08-22-2009, 09:33 PM.
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                  • dave
                    Go the fuck outside
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 15492


                    Dolphins' scrub CB Eric Green was all smiles after his game-winning INT TD vs. the Eagles.


                    Dolphins stun Eagles in OT

                    Houtz (Dolphins) 29 Dave (Eagles) 23 OT
                    All-Madden, 7 minutes

                    Game recap:

                    PHILADELPHIA - Eric Green's 18-yard INT TD gave the Miami Dolphins a 29-23 overtime win over the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday in NFL action.
                    "It's on me," said quarterback Donovan McNabb after the game. "Terrell Owens was right - I am an overweight, out of shape fuckface who will never win a Super Bowl."
                    This may have been the strangest game of the Dave Tracker series ever. Frankly, it should have ended in a tie, but coach Dave is too stupid to let things end that way.
                    Dolphins came back from what seemed like an insurmountable 23-12 deficit.
                    "No lead is insurmountable vs. my Eagles. Just ask that little fag Strahanfan," said coach Dave. "If I can give up 29 points in a quarter vs. that weiner, why shouldn't Houtz make a comeback too."
                    Playing coach Houtz's Dolphins was like playing the real Dolphins - always a good thing.
                    Eagles' run game continues to improve, which pleases coach Dave.
                    "If we fix our turnover issue, we are going to be a solid team," said coach Dave. "I am about to put my offensive co-ordinator in a maximum security prison with a tag "I rape young children" on him. That should solve my issues."

                    Scouting report on Houtz:

                    A) Loves trying to be his Dolphins - you will see a ton of gadget plays, wildcat about 3-4 times a game.
                    B) From a strategic point of view, I felt he used Pat White too much. I am not complaining, I just feel by taking Pennington out, he's taking out the better player
                    C) Ronnie Brown is his wildcat QB most of the game, but he snuck White in there too.
                    D) Defensively, he uses New England's playbook and a ton of that 2-4-5, 1-5-5 stuff. It was a little unnerving to coach Dave, because he didn't expect it. First time he's faced it. IMO, he overuses it and it makes him weak vs. the run.
                    E) Persistent with the run, but not very good with it. Needs to vary his run game more - and like Buddha - remember to sub in his backup for a change of pace. Draws, sweeps and pitches work this year if you time them right.
                    F) Uses the hitstick a lot but really isn't a great manual player. OK, nothing special.
                    I like the way Houtz plays, because I felt like I was playing the Dolphins. I just didn't play good enough in the end to win.

                    Note to Houtz:
                    Sorry about choosing the all-white uniforms. Never even thought about it. My bad.
                    Sorry about the two beer pee pauses - but you knew the risk.

                    Note to future opponents:
                    I don't play similar uniforms. If I or you accidentally choose a white uniform vs. a white uniform, I will quit immediately and get you or I to re-challenge.

                    Player stats:
                    McNabb 9-19 181 0-3
                    Pennington 15-26 277 1-1
                    White 3-4 24 0-0
                    Brown 0-1 0 0-0

                    Westbrook 21-108
                    McCoy 5-43
                    McNabb 4-21
                    Jackson 2-10

                    Brown 17-46
                    White 2-24
                    Williams 3-3
                    Polite 1-1

                    Curtis 4-105
                    Maclin 3-61
                    Westbrook 2-15

                    Brown 6-71
                    Fasano 5-48
                    Ginn 4-159
                    Bess 2-19
                    Williams 1-4

                    E. Green 18yd INT TD to win game

                    Team stats:
                    Total offence: Dolphins 360 Eagles 347
                    Rush: Eagles 182 Dolphins 74
                    Pass: Dolphins 286 Eagles 165
                    First downs: Eagles 12 Dolphins 12
                    Total yards: Eagles 549 Dolphins 523
                    Turnovers: Eagles 3 Dolphins 1
                    3rd down: Eagles 5/12 Dolphins 4/13
                    Possession: Dolphins 18:13 Eagles 16:20
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                    • dave
                      Go the fuck outside
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 15492

                      Originally posted by NWSaint
                      Dave!

                      Nice writeup.. your definetly a class-act and i'm glad we're still rollin' games after all these years.. I really liked that last breakdown (letter "G"), no one can ever really say that i'm mundane and run the same shyt repeatedly.. but yessss, I have learned to love to throw the rock.. gotta run it like the Saints do or it just doesn't feel right.. thanks for the game, we'll run it back soon.. and Dave, seriously, let's just try to run more than once a year.



                      NWSaint.
                      We will. I like playing guys like you because we are equal ability where the manual stuff is concerned. When guys like you and I play, it's all about the playcalling, because we both suck manually.
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                      • dave
                        Go the fuck outside
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 15492

                        Originally posted by houtz
                        Love the scouting report. I will say the only thing you're wrong about is the run game. You, Tim and Krul are the only guys that have been able to stop it. I usually don't give up on it but losing to the Eagles who I had absolutely no answer for, I had to whip out the passing game.

                        Great game man.
                        Sorry, but I felt your run game was way too vanilla. All slam and dive (maybe the odd sweep, but nothing I remember).
                        Maybe I have a great run D, who knows, but I felt your run O was a serious weakness.
                        I love your consistency trying to make it work, but IMO it's the weakest part of your game.

                        Or I could be playing mind games.

                        Who knows.
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                        • dave
                          Go the fuck outside
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 15492

                          Originally posted by houtz
                          No you're absolutely right. I had a mediocre run game against you. Unfortunately, you can't see what I've done in my other games to get a general feel for how well I run the football. Maybe next time we play I'll have more success.
                          Next game is in Miami.

                          You pick the uniforms. :D
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                          • dave
                            Go the fuck outside
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 15492



                            Eagles offensive stats after 12 games

                            PASSING:
                            McNabb
                            142-231 2081 10-27 61.5%

                            RUSHING:
                            Westbrook 118-609 5.2 yds
                            McCoy 40-205 5.1 yds
                            McNabb 20-120 6.0 yds
                            Weaver 6-31 5.2 yds
                            Jackson 8-52 6.5 yds

                            RECEIVING:
                            Westbrook 36-478 13.3
                            Maclin 34-450 13.2
                            Curtis 23-569 24.7
                            Jackson 18-355 19.7
                            Celek 11-88 8.0
                            Brown 9-106 11.8
                            Weaver 2-32 16.0
                            Avant 2-22 11.0
                            McCoy 2-13 6.5
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                            • dave
                              Go the fuck outside
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 15492

                              Originally posted by IzzyIs13
                              That is pathetice. 10td and 27int in 12 gms. That is as bad as it gets. Stick to hockey u canadian lol. Just Joking. But u do suck thou. That is beyond pathetic.
                              I know. 27 INTs and my pass D sucks too. Every game I am going in with the mindset - don't throw a pick, don't throw a pick, don't throw a pick. Sure enough, I throw a pick (or five).

                              Thankfully, I've done a wonderful job rebuilding my run game.

                              Sidenote: Please don't quote big posts like that. It clutters up the thread.
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                              • OnlyOneBeerLeft
                                Fuck em
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 10430

                                u want some Seahawks cheese? Seeing they the "worst" team in the game I figured you have your best chance of winning vs me if I use them

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