Battlefield 3

[padman59]

PSA: Don't use the FAMAS until further notice from DICE.

[JayDizzle]

That's an oversight.

Not that anyone would use it since it's been nerfed to hell, but still... that shit's no bueno for the folks trying to silver/gold/plat star all the weapons.

[padman59]

Patch coming Monday. Fixes include:

-M26 dart fix
-reduced suppression effects
-better F35 handling
-a lot of smaller weapon fixes

Full list in link.

http://blogs.battlefield.com/2012/05/bf3-june-update-announce/

[Rylo]

Hurry the fuck up close quarters and DLC

[padman59]

Hurry the fuck up close quarters and DLC

I don't think they ever gave a specific day in June for Close Quarters. However, with the news of the patch and official Premium details being released Monday, I have to imagine that you'll be able to play it Tuesday (maybe for $50 though).

[padman59]

I can definitely relate to this.

[JayDizzle]

Tried playing with Trm last night (he hopped into a match I was in on a whim).

His last PM to me before hitting the hay was "I'm leaving now before my exit becomes an entrance."

Our team was that bad. :joeybats:

I'd blame myself but I only ate like 12 tickets total.

I can definitely relate to this.

When T left, played a match on Oman where there was nothing but Recons flying jets into the tops of skyscrapers so they could get a better vantage point.

While I was for eliminating the magic MAV elevators, it cost us all the air support in the long run.

[padman59]

DICE is going to show some of Armored Kill at E3.

http://blogs.battlefield.com/2012/06/going-to-e3-2012/

[Handleit_44]

[JayDizzle]

Copy/Pasta the Blink in this Broiler:

 

I want Chicken

 

I want Liver

 

Meow Mix Meow Mix

 

Please Deliver

 

youtu.be/yl0ycyR91gA

Make sure you get to the center of the Tootsie Pop... but never share

[padman59]

I guess I'll be waiting until tomorrow to see this.

[Handleit_44]

I guess I'll be waiting until tomorrow to see this.

[padman59]

[padman59]

The patch is live. Over 1300 MB on PS3. The bad news is that you won't be able to play until DICE updates the servers.

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

logged on yesterday, 'you have received a message'... it's jaydizzle, BF3, 9 PM EST TONIGHT, You Down?

Looked at the clock, 730, fuck yeah I'm down... beat some clowns in some MK tag matches with my girl button mashing, sign onto BF3 at 845... only ryl0 is on... jumped in his 300 tickets conquest match, played for 10 min and wanted to throw up and started wondering where everyone was

9:08 I turn off the ps3 when I re-check the message and see that it was sent on 9/2 and the date was in fact, 9/3

Sorry I missed you guys.