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Exerpts from random console makers development meeting..
Things we need to make our console the best.
Mission Statement : Ignore all precedent and user feedback and follow the lines of MPAA/RIAA where control and treating costumers like robbers = success.
Wait .. so what about GPUs and awesome user options and things thatll make it really attractive ?
LULZ... no way dude we have enough already to make a kick ass system we'll let the nerds in RND slap together something hard to develop for , likely to overheat and blow up , and probably ugly as fuck. That way theyll be happy we're controlling them and even more willing to re purchase the actual working non beta version of the console we'll ship a few years later ?... get it ?
Jeez.. I mean... are we gonna charge them every time they use the A button too ?
....BRILLIANT !!!
7.Add a pay per use feature for controllers. 200 points for unlocking 25 uses of Hit Stick !
((also Tell RND to make the right analog stick likely to break within a year))
p.s KOF is bored and saddened a Nintendo may be in his future.
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Things we need to make our console the best.
1.Control the media so users cant buy used.
2.Control the media so the user never actually owns anything.
3.Control the console and media so the end users will likely pay multiple times for same content.
4.Control the distribution so only we can make money or give them games.
5.Control there hardware usage and restrict them to internet enabled only gaming so we can monitor them at all times.
2.Control the media so the user never actually owns anything.
3.Control the console and media so the end users will likely pay multiple times for same content.
4.Control the distribution so only we can make money or give them games.
5.Control there hardware usage and restrict them to internet enabled only gaming so we can monitor them at all times.
Wait .. so what about GPUs and awesome user options and things thatll make it really attractive ?
LULZ... no way dude we have enough already to make a kick ass system we'll let the nerds in RND slap together something hard to develop for , likely to overheat and blow up , and probably ugly as fuck. That way theyll be happy we're controlling them and even more willing to re purchase the actual working non beta version of the console we'll ship a few years later ?... get it ?
Jeez.. I mean... are we gonna charge them every time they use the A button too ?
....BRILLIANT !!!
7.Add a pay per use feature for controllers. 200 points for unlocking 25 uses of Hit Stick !
((also Tell RND to make the right analog stick likely to break within a year))
p.s KOF is bored and saddened a Nintendo may be in his future.
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