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  • BigHouseUSA
    Late to the party.
    • Jun 2009
    • 4907

    In an effort to change your mind on Franco, have you seen Howl or do you plan to?
    Originally posted by mgoblue2290
    If you want to win, put Drew in.

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    • dell71
      Enter Sandman
      • Mar 2009
      • 23919

      Originally posted by BigHouseUSA
      In an effort to change your mind on Franco, have you seen Howl or do you plan to?
      Neither, at this point. I will eventually see 127 Hours, for sure.

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      • dell71
        Enter Sandman
        • Mar 2009
        • 23919


        Splinterheads
        Directed by Barnt Sersen.
        2009. Rated R, 94 minutes.
        Cast:
        Thomas Middleditch
        Rachael Taylor
        Christopher McDonald
        Lea Thompson
        Dean Winters
        Jason Rogel
        Edmund Lyndeck
        Pamela Shaw
        Frankie Faison
        Jason Mantzoukas
        Lennon Parham

        Justin (Middleditch) is a bit of a loser and a lot of a slacker. He’s grown but lives at home with mom and works for his best friend as a lawn mower. When an attractive girl hustles him for sixty bucks he still takes a shine to her. Well, I did say she’s attractive, right? When she hustles him a second time at the carnival where she works, he falls flat out in love with her. Okay, having a thing for her after she gets over on you once, I can see. Twice? She just isn’t that dang hot. Oh well, such is the way with lonely boys when a real live female that’s not related to them pays them the least bit of attention, I guess.

        The girl’s name is Galaxy (Taylor). In case you were wondering, that’s the first clue this is a quirky indy comedy. I think her name is supposed to symbolize the enormity of her presence in Justin’s world, or something. It really just feels like her parent did a lot of drugs.

        Anyhoo, to shorten this up a bit, the carnival Galaxy works at is a traveling one, in town for a couple weeks. She has a nasty, tough guy boyfriend named Reggie (Winters) that even she doesn’t like, but is obviously scared to death of. There’s also Bruce (McDonald). He seems to be the only cop in town and is still smarting from his breakup with Justin’s mom (Thompson). Add in the horny aunt (Shaw), the terrible carny magician known as the Amazing Steve (Mantzoukas), his assistant/girlfriend Wyoming (Parham) and Justin’s bestest buddy, Wayne (Rogel) and you have the whole dag-nabbit crew. In case you were wondering, though I don’t know why you would be, Wayne is of Asian descent and his full name is Wayne Chung. Someone who is too clever by half did this so they would have an excuse to use the song Everybody Have Fun Tonight by the group Wang Chung. Whatever.

        Oh, I almost forgot the best character. That would be Justin’s 116 year old grandfather Albert (Lyndeck). Through a fortunately unfortunate event, he’s just become the world’s oldest living man. His scenes are consistently among the best.

        As for the rest of the movie, it tries real hard. It efforts mightily for our laughs, but rarely earns them. It never gels into a cohesive piece of work. It’s also rather cliché despite all its surface quirkiness. Even worse, since much of it takes place at the carnival, it can’t avoid comparisons to the far superior Adventureland. In fact, I suggest you see Adventureland, instead.

        MY SCORE: 4.5/10

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        • Maynard
          stupid ass titles
          • Feb 2009
          • 17876

          i guess i should watch inception...a 10 huh

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          • dell71
            Enter Sandman
            • Mar 2009
            • 23919

            I loved it, obviously.

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            • Champ
              Needs a hobby
              • Oct 2008
              • 14424

              Dell. Have you seen the South Park version of Inception yet?


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              • NAHSTE
                Probably owns the site
                • Feb 2009
                • 22233

                Originally posted by Chubby Giangio
                Dell. Have you seen the South Park version of Inception yet?
                It was really good, it almost ruined the movie for me because they pointed out how convoluted it all is, but I still love the movie. South Park did a good job of lampooning it though.

                Fucking contrarian bastards.

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                • Palooza
                  Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 14265

                  BRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM

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                  • dell71
                    Enter Sandman
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 23919

                    Originally posted by Chubby Giangio
                    Dell. Have you seen the South Park version of Inception yet?
                    No...honestly, it's been a long time since I've watched SP.

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                    • stevsta
                      ¿Que?
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 4670

                      Originally posted by dell71
                      No...honestly, it's been a long time since I've watched SP.
                      their last one was filled with laughs creme fraiche
                      RIP

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                      • Fox1994
                        Posts too much
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 5327

                        [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKaWqDqXak[/ame]

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                        • Golden Taters
                          RIP West
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 6640

                          Why the hell out of all people did South Park use Matt Hasselbeck?

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                          • SethMode
                            Master of Mysticism
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 5754

                            Not to sound like an Inception fanboy, but upon my 3rd viewing, it's all about Cobb's perception/misconception of the world.

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                            • BigHouseUSA
                              Late to the party.
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 4907

                              Originally posted by dell71
                              Neither, at this point. I will eventually see 127 Hours, for sure.
                              He was pretty much dead on Ginsberg in it. Not the perfect portrayal of another person ever, but a very good one. If you ever get the chance you should see it, I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.
                              Originally posted by mgoblue2290
                              If you want to win, put Drew in.

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                              • dell71
                                Enter Sandman
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 23919


                                The Girl Who Played with Fire
                                Directed by Daniel Alfredson.
                                2009. Rated R, 129 minutes, Swedish.
                                Cast:
                                Noomi Rapace
                                Michael Nyqvist
                                Lena Endre
                                Sofia Ledarp
                                Georgi Staykov
                                Peter Andersson
                                Michalis Koutsogiannakis
                                Hans Christian Thulin
                                Yasmine Garbi

                                After the unbelievable adventure that was The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Lisbeth Salander (Rapace) understandably needed some time away. She took a year to do some traveling and, presumably, get a little R & R. Upon her return home, she visits some old friends and starts to take care of some unfinished business. This means going to see her probation officer and making sure he keeps up his end of the bargain they painfully came to agree upon in the first movie. However, when he turns up dead, along with a young journalist and his criminologist wife, Lisbeth becomes the top suspect in all three murders. They are all killed by the probation officer’sgun which has her fingerprints on them. Lisbeth trying to clear her name ensues.

                                Her biggest ally is the one friend she can’t bring herself to actually go see, Mikael Blomkvist (Nyqvist). The two worked closely together, even became lovers during the first movie. Here, he aids her from afar. Though she keeps her distance, he’s still supremely confident in her innocence.

                                For the genre of movie it finds itself in, it’s a very solid entry. It’s well written, moves at a brisk pace and gives us intriguing enough villains to root against. Lisbeth continues to be an amazing character, hellbent on living by her own rules. Where Fire suffers is in comparison to its predecessor. Dragon Tattoo is electrifying because it takes an unflinching look at the rawness of its characters and the situations they’re in. It leaves almost nothing to your insinuations and uses the camera’s trained eye to create empathy while resorting to normal movie manipulations as little as possible.

                                This time around, everything feels much more conventional. The plot machinations are more easily visible and feel culled from standardized Hollywood protocol. So too, do the revelations that pop up along the way. There’s little surprise here. In fact, at the risk of spoiling things, it’s almost like much of Star Wars lore has been adapted to this set of characters in present day Stockholm.

                                With all of that said, it is still a solid, if unspectacular, sequel. A good movie in its own right, it only loses points because fo the greatness of the original. I still recommend seeing it if, for no other reason than being thrust back into the world of Lisbeth Salander. It’s a dark, seedy place filled with the smoke from her constantly lit cigarette. Rapace gives another marvelous performance in the lead role. She alone is enough to keep us anxiously waiting the completion of this trilogy with The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest.

                                MY SCORE: 7/10

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