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  • calgaryballer
    Tiote!
    • Mar 2009
    • 4620

    Originally posted by dell71
    I thoroughly enjoyed it.

    While looking for "the opposite view" I came across one review that called it the "anti-Twilight", lol.
    Haha, nice. The 'opposite view' was one of the lamest reviews ever. It seems clear that this guy wants a movie like Saw where there is a very clear motive and a bunch of 'scary' (read: gory) scenes. But that's why he writes for Entertainment Weekly

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    • dell71
      Enter Sandman
      • Mar 2009
      • 23919

      Originally posted by calgaryballer
      Haha, nice. The 'opposite view' was one of the lamest reviews ever. It seems clear that this guy wants a movie like Saw where there is a very clear motive and a bunch of 'scary' (read: gory) scenes. But that's why he writes for Entertainment Weekly
      Yeah, I was looking for something better but there just aren't many critics out there who didn't like it.

      Originally posted by Hokie
      The whole love story did a complete 180 in the later half of Let the Right One In.
      And it worked so good!

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      • Buzzman
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2008
        • 6659

        Originally posted by Senser81
        But the girl also brought Mr. White into the mix to kill Le Chiffe and protect Bond. Bringing Mr. White into the mix eventually got the girl killed, IIRC. Anyway, it doesn't make sense to have Bond brought into the mix and have the girl dealing with Le Chiffe...because she could have just had Mr. White kill Le Chiffe from the beginning.
        Im assuming she was just scared like any normal person would be and she thought she could do the thing with Le Chiffe and get her husband back but once she realized Le Chaffe was going to kill Bond, she made the deal with Mr White.

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        • dell71
          Enter Sandman
          • Mar 2009
          • 23919

          Originally posted by Rawlin
          Will be interesting to see how the American version does compared to it.
          Is there really any reason to think it won't suck?


          Anyhoo, moving on...


          Confessions of a Superhero
          2007. Rated R, 93 minutes.
          Director: Matthew Ogens. Starring Christopher "Superman" Dennis, Maxwell "Batman" Allen, Jennifer "Wonder Woman" Wenger, Joseph "The Hulk" McQueen.

          This documentary follows four people who live in Hollywood and earn their living by dressing up as superheroes and taking pictures with tourists for tips. It's interesting to watch these people who are so full of hope, regardless if it's misplaced or not. They are all aspiring actors, yet only two of them, the Hulk and Wonder Woman (I'll refer to them by their "hero" names cuz it's easier), show any potential whatsoever but not really that much. Therefore, we hope along with them but take pity and maybe even feel disdain for the other two, Superman and Batman. We notice the latter two are also the older two and certainly a less stable pair of individuals. Superman is completely consumed by his character, wait till you see how much memorabilia he has jammed into his small apartment. That he bears a resemblance to Christopher Reeves only fuels his fire. He also insists that deceased actress Sandy Dennis is not only his mom but begged him to pursue acting from his deathbed. Both of those facts are in question and it's interesting to watch how they play out and impact him. Still, we feel good for him since he's become the unofficial spokesman of "the characters" as the police refer to the dozens of people who work the strip in Hollywood dressed as various easily recognizable characters from movies and TV. The next most intriguing story is that of Batman. Fittingly, he's a troubled man with a murky past. He looks a bit like George Clooney, a puffier, greasier version, and harps on that fact. In addition, he's a quick-tempered sociopath and either a compulsive liar or a murderer who once worked for the mob. Yes, he's THAT dude that talks really big about things he's done even while saying he doesn't really want to talk about his past. The question is: Do you believe him? I'll leave it there. All four of our heroes have, at one time or another, landed bit roles or been extras in movies or on TV. Our task, as the viewer, is to decide whether or not we believe that should be enough fuel to keep them going. Do we have sympathy for them or wish they would just snap out of it? That changes on a case-by-case basis, maybe even scene-by-scene and you may come away with different answers than I. On a sidenote, this was released in 2007. I think it really would've been a darker, even more fascinating but possibly more difficult watch had this been filmed over the last 6-9 months (starting from mid to late 2008). The added element there would be how the economy affected such a profession. Alas, it's still interesting. I think anyone planning to move to Hollywood in hopes of making it big should see this. I don't necessarily think it should discourage them but it can definitely prepare them for the possibilities. MY SCORE: 7/10
          Last edited by dell71; 04-30-2009, 09:09 AM.

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          • dell71
            Enter Sandman
            • Mar 2009
            • 23919

            Originally posted by Rawlin
            the fact that it is working with a really awesome story and it has been rumored to be a shot-for-shot remake, thats probably the biggest reason.
            Meh...that's probably a big reason it will suck. Quarantine, anyone? I'm sure there's one somewhere but I really can't think of an American remake of a foreign horror flick that I liked...and that includes The Ring.

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            • dell71
              Enter Sandman
              • Mar 2009
              • 23919

              Originally posted by Rawlin
              Funny Games was shot for shot and it ruled. I actually liked the american remake almost just as much.
              Someone else mentioned that earlier in this thread. It slipped by me, I'll have to check it out. Of what little I know about it, I see it has one thing going for it that these others don't, the same director as the original who also happened to write the screenplay.

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              • Palooza
                Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                • Feb 2009
                • 14265

                Originally posted by Hokie
                How about an Old Boy remake staring Will Smith? That sounds like the worst remake ever made.
                Almost as bad as the karate kid remake starring Jayden Smith.

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                • dell71
                  Enter Sandman
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 23919

                  Originally posted by Hokie
                  How about an Old Boy remake staring Will Smith? That sounds like the worst remake ever made.
                  Oldboy is absolutely perfect the way it is. An American would be watered down and shitty, no matter who's in it.

                  Originally posted by Palooza
                  Almost as bad as the karate kid remake starring Jayden Smith.
                  The original is overrated, imho, so I'm not as offended by this.

                  Moving on...



                  Marley & Me
                  2008. Rated PG, 115 minutes.
                  Director: David Frankel. Starring Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston, Alan Arkin, Jonah.


                  Plot: Before having children, young couple John and Jenny Grogan (Wilson and Aniston, respectively) get a yellow Labrador puppy that they name Marley, after reggae icon Bob Marley. Doggy hijinks and family life ensues.

                  The Good: There are a lot of funny scenes. The movie gets a ton of mileage out of Marley being disobedient, destroying things and/or eating them. Just as that starts to wear thin, we see a family struggling through growing pains and it feels real. The pacing is a major plus. Director David Frankel does a great job speeding up and slowing down his movie at appropriate times.

                  The Bad: It wants to be an overwhelming tear-jerker but it fails to make us love the dog. Even worse, it struggles to make us believe the people in the movie love him. We get that there's a certain level of attachment. However, he's so much trouble and wreaks so much havoc on their lives it feels like they keep him around out of a sense of obligation rather than really wanting to. It tries to show us a powerful bond between Marley and the Grogan children but none of them are given any meaningful screen time until it's too late in the picture. It doesn't help that our "dramatic conclusion" is an inevitability we dreadfully trudge toward rather than a singular event that knocks the wind from our chests.

                  The Ugly: What Marley does when he's finally let loose on "Dog Beach."

                  Recommendation: It's a fun movie that's at times a bit racier than its PG rating suggest. I only mention that because it is marketed as a family film. While it's having fun, it waits to long to start trying to manipulate us for the big moment and misses it's mark. Then again, I suppose if you're naturally a dog lover, which I'm not, you'll buy into it a little easier. Or you're very similar to my 6 year old daughter who did, in fact, shed a few tears.

                  The Opposite View: Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian (UK)

                  What the Internet Says: 7.2/10 on imdb.com (4/11/09), 60% on rottentomatoes.com, 53/100 on metacritic.com

                  MY SCORE: 6/10
                  Last edited by dell71; 04-27-2009, 09:02 AM.

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                  • NAHSTE
                    Probably owns the site
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 22233

                    Just saw Let the Right One In, shit was very good. So many different interpretations to the ending too.

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                    • red33
                      Junior Member
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 5065

                      Man Oldboy remade is going to be ass. the first one was amazing.

                      You guys watch the triliogy for tht series? Something Lady Vengence and something Mr vengence I think. The lady Vengence was as good as oldboy, maybe slightly less IMO but great movie. The 3rd one sucked ass.

                      For reals if you guys liked oldboy check out the Lady vengence one. Not sure where it fits into the trilogy but the director made a 3 movie deal.

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                      • dell71
                        Enter Sandman
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 23919

                        Originally posted by red33
                        Man Oldboy remade is going to be ass. the first one was amazing.

                        You guys watch the triliogy for tht series? Something Lady Vengence and something Mr vengence I think. The lady Vengence was as good as oldboy, maybe slightly less IMO but great movie. The 3rd one sucked ass.

                        For reals if you guys liked oldboy check out the Lady vengence one. Not sure where it fits into the trilogy but the director made a 3 movie deal.
                        I agree with your assessment. Lady Vengeance is excellent (I think it was actually the last in the director's "Trilogy of Vengeance"). And Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance was a complete mess.

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                        • dell71
                          Enter Sandman
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 23919

                          Already reviewed Let the Right One In, time for that "other" vampire movie from 2008...



                          Twilight
                          2008. Rated PG-13, 122 minutes.
                          Director: Catherine Hardwicke. Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, Taylor Lautner.


                          Plot: Bella (Stewart) moves to Forks, Washington to live with her dad. At her new high school, she meets and falls in love with Edward (Pattinson) whom she discovers is a vampire.

                          The Good: It's a very stylish movie. The camera often seems to be next to a fog machine but it works. It works because all that slow-motion fog, the usually soft rain, the angst-stricken looks on the major characters' faces and the almost constant 6 AM lighting, more on that later, stress that this is a romance. Since it so diligently creates the atmosphere of a storybook romance it only has to do a few other things right to make it's target audience, teenage girls, fall in love with it. It does. The couple involved has to make a huge sacrifice to be together and face some sort of seemingly insurmountable challenge to their love. If they cannot overcome that obstacle, on of them must die with the other weeping at his/her side. If they do, then they must pledge their undying love for one another. I won't tell you which happens here, just know that Twilight covers it's bases.

                          The Bad: Now, about that lighting: this is probably the brightest vampire movie in history. Think about that, a vampire movie with only a few nighttime scenes. It uses the fact that cloudiness and rain are near constant in the area as an excuse. However, when there is sunlight it doesn't seem to be life-threatening to the vampires. Hmmm. This, among other things spits in the face of traditional vampire lore. However, the most grating factor is that our heroes both seem to be suffering from depression and share a fondness for whining. As a result, Edward might be the least sexy vampire to ever hit the screen. He's an introvert who lacks charm, basic confidence and who glares and snaps at everyone. He's the Anakin Skywalker of his species. This problem of assigning sexiness to unsexy characters is evident in Bella, as well. Instead of developing her properly, they just make everyone around her so lame she becomes the most popular and desirable girl in school about 30 seconds into her first day. They were actually waiting for her to get there. They even knew her background and were planning to do a front page feature on her in the school paper. I know I've been out of school for awhile but c'mon, really? As it pertains to Bella and Edward as a couple, the movie tries to have these two obviously cynical people both fall head over heels for one another instantly but other than the aforementioned shared deprssion and whining we've no idea why they would.

                          The Ugly: Am I the only one who thinks it incredibly stupid for a family of vampires to live in a house high up in the hills with huge floor-to-ceiling windows in nearly every room with no curtains?

                          Recommendation: It's not nearly as bad as most critics and adults who read the novel will tell you. However, it's not nearly as good as most teenage girls would have you believe. It certainly has it's flaws but it basically does what it sets out to, namely, make a ton of money and have young girls everywhere clamoring for the sequel.

                          The Opposite View: Prairie Miller, Newsblaze

                          What the Internet Says: 6.1/10 on imdb.com (4/19/09), 49% on rottentomatoes.com, 56/100 on metacritic.com

                          MY SCORE: 5/10
                          Last edited by dell71; 04-18-2009, 11:19 PM.

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                          • dell71
                            Enter Sandman
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 23919


                            The Tale of Despereaux
                            2008. Rated G, 94 minutes.
                            Directors: Sam Fell, Rob Stevenhagen. Starring Matthew Broderick, Robbie Coltrane, Tracy Ullman, Dustin Hoffman.


                            Plot: Despereaux (Broderick) is an outcast among other mice since he doesn't cower, scurry or show any fear at all. For this, he is banished from "Mouse World" into the sewers below. From there, he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime in hopes of saving a princess and perhaps an entire kingdom.

                            The Good: It trusts it's audience will stay with it when it lets up off the accelerator. So while there are scenes of silliness and action sprinkled throughout, there's ample time devoted to character development and plot building. The viewer is not rushed from one action scene to the next and we actually get to know a number of these characters. Visually, it's a wonderful piece of work. Like a lot of animated fare, it blends photo-realism with it's more cartoonish elements but it does so seemlessly.

                            The Bad: The tone might be a tad too serious. Young viewers weened on the all-out goofiness of many animated movies might be put off a bit. Also, If there's one character who was underdeveloped, it's the king. Having him more involved would've added another dimension, particularly if more attention were given his relationship with his daughter, Princess Pea (Emma Watson). As is, he sort of punctuates the movie. He occasionally shows up briefly to remind us he's there. Finally, I would love to have seen just how the rats got their two prisoners, especially the cat.

                            The Ugly: What happens to the queen.

                            Recommendation: It might move a bit slow for really young kids or those with short attention spans. Use Ratatouille or maybe even Wall-E as a guide. How you or your kids reacted to the non-action parts of those may provide insight into how they'll respond to Despereaux. For the rest of us, it's a pleasure to take in but admittedly not as good as the two movies I just mentioned. It's a movie in which we can actually relate to the characters having the adventure, even if they are mostly mice and rats.

                            The Opposite View: Avi Offer, NYC Movie Guru

                            What the Internet Says: 6.0/10 on imdb.com (4/15/09), 55% on rottentomatoes.com, 53/100 on metacritic.com

                            MY SCORE: 7.5/10
                            Last edited by dell71; 04-15-2009, 08:04 AM.

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                            • dell71
                              Enter Sandman
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 23919

                              Yeah, as I said it was visually outstanding.

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                              • dell71
                                Enter Sandman
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 23919


                                Slumdog Millionaire
                                2008. Rated R, 116 minutes.
                                Director: Danny Boyle. Starring Dev Patel, Freida Pinto, Madhur Mittal, Anil Kapoor.


                                Plot: Jamal (Patel) is one question away from winning it all on Mumbai's version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" He's also uneducated and poor so the police are questioning him to find out if he's been cheating.

                                The Good: The screenplay is exceptionally written. It weaves the gameshow, the interrogation and Jamal's life together beautifully. Each flashback is a harrowing adventure for us to get caught up in. The movie also causes us a bit of a moral dilemma as we try to decide how we feel about Jamal's brother, Salim. Director Danny Boyle does a masterful job of pulling things together, and went on to win Best Director at this year's Oscars. It's right there with Trainspotting as my favorite movie of his. And his lead actor is a charmer.

                                The Bad: The ending is ultimately predictable and a little too fairytale. Also, since the movie covers most of our hero's life there are three sets of actors playing him, his brother and Latika, the love of his life. Visually, it works splendidly but it robs us of any real chemistry between the actors that play them during the present.

                                The Ugly: Do you know what it's like underneath an outhouse? Jamal finds out, firsthand. Ewww.

                                Recommendation: That we can predict the ending is only a small drawback to our enjoyment. This movie is much more about the journey than the destination, and what a wonderful journey it is. By the time we realize we've been tricked into a chick flick, we're totally immersed in the storytelling and thoroughly enjoying the ride. And yes, I did call the winner of the Academy's Best Picture award (and 7 other Oscars) for 2008 a chick flick.

                                The Opposite View: Fred Topel, Can Magazine

                                What the Internet Says: 8.5/10 on imdb.com (#49 all time as of 4/16/09), 94% on rottentomatoes.com, 86/100 on metacritic.com

                                MY SCORE: 8.5/10

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