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  • Houston
    Back home
    • Oct 2008
    • 21231

    Originally posted by dell71

    The Inglorious Bastards AKA Quel maledetto treno blindato
    1978. Rated R, 99 minutes.
    Director: Enzo G. Castellari.
    Starring Bo Svenson, Fred Williamson, Peter Hooten, Michael Pergolani.

    In Europe during World War II, an enemy attack inadvertantly leads to the escape of a crew of U.S. military convicts on their way to be court martialed. Said criminals try to get to neutral Switzerland but somehow wind up in France doing a mission for the same Army that wants to court martial them. Its the type of movie where the basic construct of the story is actually pretty good but the execution isn't quite right. To make it a bit frustrating, occasionally something awesome will happen and then it'll become dull for a while until the next awesome thing happens. Part of the problem is they try to overdevelop the characters and create some sort of legendary rougue gallery. In doing this too much time is spent on these guys jawing at one another and the dialogue in these scenes isn't good enough to keep it interesting all the way through. Whenever the action picks up, its at its best. When the love story gets crammed in towards the end, its at its worse. In tone and style, what essentially have here is a bad spaghetti western version of The Dirty Dozen (especially apt since it is an Italian production). Even the tagline for the movie is "Whatever the Dirty Dozen did, they do it dirtier!" That said, it's enjoyable in the same manner as watching a train wreck. Things like 70s porn-staches and long hair on WWII soldiers, one guy dying twice during the same battle scene and the ever-so-cool Fred Williamson make it so bad it's awesome!
    MY SCORE: -10/10



    Inglourious Basterds
    2009. Rated R, 153 minutes.
    Director: Quentin Tarantino.
    Starring Brad Pitt, Melanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, Diane Kruger.


    Plot: A group of hand-picked Jewish-American soldiers known as "The Basterds" work from behind enemy lines to hunt and kill Nazis duing World War II. Meanwhile, a Nazi hero becomes infatuated with a young French theater owner and pulls out all the stops to impress her. Inspired by 1978's The Inglorious Bastards.

    The Good: As with most Tarantino fare, the story-telling is the draw, not necessarily the story he's telling. That actual story isn't one that if you only read the synopsis of would make you say that's definitely going to be a great movie. In fact, given that perhaps the most studied war of all time is highly fictionalized and romanticized to the nth degree, it has the potential to turn out really poorly. However, the skill with which the tale is told keeps you locked in. It manages to do this through dialogue that vacilates between tongue-in-cheek banter and tension raising diatribes seamlessley. We also get intense spy games and wonderfully over the top action sequences. Acting wise, there are strong performances all around but its the work of Christoph Waltz as Nazi Col. Hans Landa that really stands out. He has an ominous presence and easily conveys his characters twisted sense of humor. He makes Col. Landa arguably one of the decades best movie villains.

    The Bad: Self-indulgence is a problem that continues to plague QT. In the 1990s, the pop-culture small-talk that made the dialogue in his movies sizzle was fresh, especially since it was all about recent and very popular movies. Since then, it seems hundreds of movies have used that same technique and its no longer cutting edge. Perhaps sensing this, and in keeping with this movie's setting we get lots of talk about classic, foreign and/or forgotten movies. The effect is we feel like QT shoe-horned it just to show off his knowledge of film history (though I'll admit the reference to King Kong is brilliant). Simply put, people who aren't Tarantino fans will write it off as more of the same overrated clap-trap. The other problem is that "The Basterds" don't get enough time of their own. We don't get to know any of them, other than Lt. Raine (Pitt). For the most part, they're introduced, a couple get a spotlight moment but that's really it. The opportunity for some great characters, particularly "The Bear Jew" is missed.

    The Ugly: Lt. Raine trying to speak Italian.

    Recommendation: Its an unusual entry into the war movie genre. It combines vengeance, espionage and a good deal of talking to create a thoroughly entertaining movie. Of course, it is Tarantino so it may be too crass, self-indulgent and just plain long for some folks. Others might be turned off by the blatant disregard of the facts in favor of the director's trademark stylized mayhem. As I heard an older lady remark to her husband while leaving the theater, "I usually like World War II stuff but that's not what that was about." Works for me. Oh, subtitleophobes beware, along with the English we get lots of French, German and a dash of Italian.

    The Opposite View: Stephen Silver, The Trend

    What the Internet Says: 8.5/10 on imdb.com (11/29/09), 88% on rottentomatoes.com, 69/100 on metacritic.com

    MY SCORE: 9/10
    My only problem with Inglorious Basterds was that the long dialogue was too obvious and not as fun as his past work.

    Like for instance, Samuel L. and John Travolta talking about the trip to Europe was fun. Uma and John's restaurant scene was entertaining.

    Pulp Fiction had strong characters talking about entertaining stuff where as in Basterds they were having conversations about generally boring stuff.

    I can't speak for everyone, but Pulp Fiction was a movie that was so entertaining that at first I didn't realize I just sat through a movie that was 90% long dialogue(I did first watch it at about 8). In Basterds, a little kid would recognize that 20 mins in.

    Oh yeah and I'm only comparing it to Pulp Fiction cause I don't remember QT's other work outside of Kill Bill.

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    • Buzzman
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2008
      • 6659

      Inglourious Basterds dialogue is so epic. Fantastic writing where every word lingers because they could cause chaos at any point in the conversation. Which conversation did you feel dragged and was boring?

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      • Houston
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        • Oct 2008
        • 21231

        Originally posted by Buzzman
        Inglourious Basterds dialogue is so epic. Fantastic writing where every word lingers because they could cause chaos at any point in the conversation. Which conversation did you feel dragged and was boring?
        I enjoyed the movie, I tried to make that clear in my post. That's why I put "not as fun" and "boring stuff"(not boring conversation). I tried not to say anything negative about the movie.

        One good thing I forgot to mention was that in Basterds every conversation was full of suspense, in just about every one people could've died or got in trouble at any time.

        Don't get me wrong, I really liked the movie. But like QT has said about some of his deleted scenes in other movies "It felt like someone trying to write like me, instead of the actual me"

        Pulp Fiction kinda just rolled along perfectly but it felt like he was trying too hard in Inglorious Basterds. Once again, I really enjoyed the movie it just felt like he was trying to prove this was his style, instead of just doing it.

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        • Fox1994
          Posts too much
          • Dec 2008
          • 5327

          Originally posted by Palooza
          I love you, Dell.
          Originally posted by CrimsonGhost56
          me too

          threesome?
          Originally posted by dell71
          O...



          Y not?
          FUCK THAT! Invite the whole damned Dell fan club - we're having an orgy.

          ...

          And isn't TGL the other place you post? :eviltongue:

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          • Houston
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            • Oct 2008
            • 21231

            Definitely wasn't expecting you to give Kickass a 10. I'll buy a new DVD once maybe twice a year, Kickass was the only DVD to interest me in months.

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            • dell71
              Enter Sandman
              • Mar 2009
              • 23919

              Originally posted by Fox1994
              And isn't TGL the other place you post? :eviltongue:
              shhhh...

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              • Hitman
                Fist Pumpin to the Oldies
                • Jun 2009
                • 2544

                Dell, I'd be interested to see your review of True Romance if you get a chance. I know it's old but as far as Tarantino movies go, I think it is one of the better ones.

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                • Fox1994
                  Posts too much
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 5327

                  Originally posted by dell71
                  shhhh...
                  Just decree that anybody who has a problem with that is a bitchass. They love you enough to fall in love.

                  Originally posted by HiTMaN666
                  Dell, I'd be interested to see your review of True Romance if you get a chance. I know it's old but as far as Tarantino movies go, I think it is one of the better ones.
                  What would you describe as the better versus worse ones?

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                  • dave
                    Go the fuck outside
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 15492

                    Originally posted by dell71

                    brüno
                    Directed by Larry Charles.
                    2009. Rated R, 82 minutes.
                    Cast:
                    Sacha Baron Cohen
                    Gustaf Hammarsten
                    Clifford Bonaglale
                    Josh Meyers
                    Richard Bey
                    Paula Abdul
                    Ron Paul

                    MY SCORE: 5.5/10
                    5.5 for this movie is 5 points too high.
                    My Twitch video link: http://www.twitch.tv/dave374000

                    Twitch archived games link: http://www.twitch.tv/dave374000/profile/past_broadcasts

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                    • Hitman
                      Fist Pumpin to the Oldies
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2544

                      Originally posted by Fox1994
                      What would you describe as the better versus worse ones?
                      I don't want to start a Tarantino debate in Dell's thread, but I wasn't a fan of the Kill Bill movies or the Grindhouse/Deathproof thing. He hasn't made anything awful like M. Night Shamalamadingdong, but those left a bit to be desired in my opinion.

                      True Romance
                      Pulp Fiction
                      Inglorious Basterds
                      Reservoir Dogs
                      Four Rooms (along with Rodriguez)
                      Natural Born Killers

                      These are excellent movies. True Romance being my favorite of the list.

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                      • Fox1994
                        Posts too much
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 5327

                        Originally posted by HiTMaN666
                        I don't want to start a Tarantino debate in Dell's thread, but I wasn't a fan of the Kill Bill movies or the Grindhouse/Deathproof thing. He hasn't made anything awful like M. Night Shamalamadingdong, but those left a bit to be desired in my opinion.

                        True Romance
                        Pulp Fiction
                        Inglorious Basterds
                        Reservoir Dogs
                        Four Rooms (along with Rodriguez)
                        Natural Born Killers

                        These are excellent movies. True Romance being my favorite of the list.
                        Underlined the ones I haven't seen. I do have True Romance downloaded, though. Pulp Fiction, Inglorious, Reservoir Dogs... some of my favorites of all time.

                        I like Kill Bill, too, but I'm not sure why. Maybe it's Madsen, maybe it's Carradine, maybe it's the corny dialogue and the fact that the whole thing is an homage to spaghetti westerns (a style of film I'm not actually all too familiar with).

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                        • stevsta
                          ¿Que?
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 4670

                          Originally posted by HiTMaN666
                          I don't want to start a Tarantino debate in Dell's thread, but I wasn't a fan of the Kill Bill movies or the Grindhouse/Deathproof thing. He hasn't made anything awful like M. Night Shamalamadingdong, but those left a bit to be desired in my opinion.

                          True Romance
                          Pulp Fiction
                          Inglorious Basterds
                          Reservoir Dogs
                          Four Rooms (along with Rodriguez)
                          Natural Born Killers

                          These are excellent movies. True Romance being my favorite of the list.
                          why didnt you like kill bill
                          RIP

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                          • Hitman
                            Fist Pumpin to the Oldies
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2544

                            Originally posted by Fox1994
                            Underlined the ones I haven't seen. I do have True Romance downloaded, though. Pulp Fiction, Inglorious, Reservoir Dogs... some of my favorites of all time.

                            I like Kill Bill, too, but I'm not sure why. Maybe it's Madsen, maybe it's Carradine, maybe it's the corny dialogue and the fact that the whole thing is an homage to spaghetti westerns (a style of film I'm not actually all too familiar with).
                            Kill Bill had it's moments. I'm sure there was a bit of spaghetti western throwback meant there as well as to show Tarantino's love of the old Sonny Chiba movies (Street Fighter etc). I just hated how they ended it and felt ripped off. I see a third one got the green light though, so we'll see how that goes.

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                            • dell71
                              Enter Sandman
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 23919

                              Originally posted by Fox1994
                              Underlined the ones I haven't seen. I do have True Romance downloaded, though. Pulp Fiction, Inglorious, Reservoir Dogs... some of my favorites of all time.

                              I like Kill Bill, too, but I'm not sure why. Maybe it's Madsen, maybe it's Carradine, maybe it's the corny dialogue and the fact that the whole thing is an homage to spaghetti westerns (a style of film I'm not actually all too familiar with).
                              I love Kill Bill...and Carradine is the man. His Superman speech is some of the best dialogue ever written.

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                              • j.hen
                                Self Care
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 10058

                                Go watch Scott Pilgrim and rate.

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