Did the offense, gotta do the defense. I don't know if Senser was planning on doing more of these, but I encourage all of you to do your favorite team. I know it's early, but who fuckin cares. Just do it.
DE - Glenn Dorsey - B
Will never be the player he was expected to be out of college, but that's fine. He has done a great job anchoring against the run in the 3-4.
NT - Ron Edwards - C-
Good pass rusher for a nose, not good enough against the run. Needs to be replaced.
DE - Allen Bailey - B-
Country strong. Eats raccoon, possum, and armadillo. Walks around shirtless with a dead gator slung over his shoulder back home on the tiny island off the coast of Georgia called Hog Hammock. He is a fantastic physical specimen. He seems pretty good at football too, but even if he's not, he's probably still better than that pansy Tyson Jackson.
OLB - Tamba Hali - A
Dominated last year. Seemed to constantly give tackles fits. Not only did he rack up a lot of sacks, but an absurd amount of pressures as well. Rarely was taken out of the game or felt invisible. Uses his hands extremely well. He's a high motor guy, but he's black, which is a deadly combination.
ILB - Derrick Johnson - B
DJ had a good year, and finally seems to be getting his shit together. He will never be a beast against the run, but he still has playmaking speed, and gets his hands on a lot of footballs in the passing game.
ILB - Jovan Belcher - C+
Belcher is pretty good for a young, undersized, undrafted player. He plays hard. I like him. But, I think the Chiefs would be better off getting a thumper to stuff the run next to the speedy DJ, who is more of a finesse player. Belcher will have to make huge strides in order to keep his job beyond this year.
OLB - Andy Studebaker/Justin Houston - B-
One of the best position battles on the roster with Mike Vrabel retiring (thank god). Studebaker has the experience, as well as some underrated, raw, physical ability. Houston has first round talent, and if his head is right, he could provide the pass rushing compliment the Chiefs need opposite Hali.
CB - Brandon Flowers - B+
Tough, scrappy, physical, but undersized corner. If he's healthy, he's on his way to becoming one of the better young corners in the league.
CB - Brandon Carr - B
He's solid. Stepped up last year when Flowers was down a little bit. Still has room to grow.
FS - Kendrick Lewis - B-
Made a bigger impact on the defense than I thought he would last year as a rookie. Smart player, good ball skills, but lacks some speed. Helps to play with Eric Berry.
SS - Eric Berry - B+
Hard to give him a higher grade than this after only one season, but he's a stud. Fearless, big hitter, fucks shit up in run support, and reminds you of Ed Reed after he gets the ball in his hands. Every INT he gets, he's trying to house it. I love that.
P - Dustin Colquitt - B
Colquitt has always been a good punter.
DE - Glenn Dorsey - B
Will never be the player he was expected to be out of college, but that's fine. He has done a great job anchoring against the run in the 3-4.
NT - Ron Edwards - C-
Good pass rusher for a nose, not good enough against the run. Needs to be replaced.
DE - Allen Bailey - B-
Country strong. Eats raccoon, possum, and armadillo. Walks around shirtless with a dead gator slung over his shoulder back home on the tiny island off the coast of Georgia called Hog Hammock. He is a fantastic physical specimen. He seems pretty good at football too, but even if he's not, he's probably still better than that pansy Tyson Jackson.
OLB - Tamba Hali - A
Dominated last year. Seemed to constantly give tackles fits. Not only did he rack up a lot of sacks, but an absurd amount of pressures as well. Rarely was taken out of the game or felt invisible. Uses his hands extremely well. He's a high motor guy, but he's black, which is a deadly combination.
ILB - Derrick Johnson - B
DJ had a good year, and finally seems to be getting his shit together. He will never be a beast against the run, but he still has playmaking speed, and gets his hands on a lot of footballs in the passing game.
ILB - Jovan Belcher - C+
Belcher is pretty good for a young, undersized, undrafted player. He plays hard. I like him. But, I think the Chiefs would be better off getting a thumper to stuff the run next to the speedy DJ, who is more of a finesse player. Belcher will have to make huge strides in order to keep his job beyond this year.
OLB - Andy Studebaker/Justin Houston - B-
One of the best position battles on the roster with Mike Vrabel retiring (thank god). Studebaker has the experience, as well as some underrated, raw, physical ability. Houston has first round talent, and if his head is right, he could provide the pass rushing compliment the Chiefs need opposite Hali.
CB - Brandon Flowers - B+
Tough, scrappy, physical, but undersized corner. If he's healthy, he's on his way to becoming one of the better young corners in the league.
CB - Brandon Carr - B
He's solid. Stepped up last year when Flowers was down a little bit. Still has room to grow.
FS - Kendrick Lewis - B-
Made a bigger impact on the defense than I thought he would last year as a rookie. Smart player, good ball skills, but lacks some speed. Helps to play with Eric Berry.
SS - Eric Berry - B+
Hard to give him a higher grade than this after only one season, but he's a stud. Fearless, big hitter, fucks shit up in run support, and reminds you of Ed Reed after he gets the ball in his hands. Every INT he gets, he's trying to house it. I love that.
P - Dustin Colquitt - B
Colquitt has always been a good punter.
