Are you being serious? If so, i'll bite.
26 year old Cuban SS who projects as a 2B. Hasn't played organized baseball in like two years. A bunch of teams were hot on him until the consensus developed that he can't play SS at the MLB level.
The Dodgers were thought to have signed him months ago, but the report was false. Then the Twins, Reds, Red Sox, and a few others got in the mix, but most fell by the wayside when they figured he couldn't play short. Supposedly he has great power.
If you weren't being serious, well, somebody else can enjoy this crude scouting report.