Favorite one-liners?

[Houston]

Please keep Wayne out of here, we all know you could go on for days with his.




"Know I got more cheese and a cat named Chester"

"Trying to be the king but the Ace is back"-Dr.Dre

"Movement similiar to that of a serpent, trying to play straight, I'll have your whole style bent"-Lauren Hill


lol I started over my whole music collection so I have nothing to look it right quick and get ideas. I'll post more later.

 

[Woy]

Joe Budden - Broken Wings

Rappers flyin' high, then got suicidal, imitate Jim Jones, end up like Cory Lidle."

 

[Vinsane]

"Take me away, like a bullet from Kurt Cobain" - The Game.

"Shady didn't invent me, but a star is what he made me, I blow your fucking mind now if I told you what he payed me." - 50 Cent

"You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel my fire. You're my entire supply of gas, the match and igniter. " - Eminem

"Give me my money in stacks, and lace my bitches with 9 figures, real n***as fingers on nickle plated 9 triggas " - 2Pac

 

[Pitty]

"I wanna devise a virus, to bring dire straights to your environment, crushing corporations with a mild touch, crash your whole computer system and revert you to papyrus." - Deltron

 

[SHOGUN]

[I’m] so high I saw Hitler at a bar in bah mitzvah with hard liquor with a Jew as his bartender at Hanukkah with a yamaka with five *****s with Islam stickers, whoa - Grafh, I See Ya

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No one is even coming close to that.

 

[Houston]

"You aint a hater? Can't tell
either wish me well go to hell or go to Yale,
study human behavior so that you know who in the hell you dealing with-Andre 3K

 

[dell71]

one & two-liners...

I work like a slave to become a master - Big Daddy Kane "Raw"

Talk about a battle but you ain't yet ready for war
Your metaphor sucks more than a whore - Kool G. Rap "The Symphony"

I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death - Nas "New York State of Mind"

I love you like a fat kid loves cakes - 50 Cent "Twenty-One Questions" (hate if you must but I love that line)

I'm not only a client, I'm the player president - The Notorious B.I.G. "One More Chance (remix)"

I'm what these kids is killin' to be
but I don't want my children to be - Method Man "New Wu"

Switchin' speeds like Bruce Lee riding a Fuji in a movie - Redman "Tonight's Da Night"

When the slugs penetrate you feel a burning sensation
getting closer to God in a tight situation - Prodigy "Shook Ones, Part 2[/i]

More later...

 

[krulmichael]

Hmm, there's so many, I'll list one for now (and this man has hundreds as well, this one's a "lol" one):

"I'm bout to make it famous, so you can take that j-o-b and you can shove it up your anus." - Tech N9ne

 

[Houston]

one & two-liners...

I work like a slave to become a master - Big Daddy Kane "Raw"

Talk about a battle but you ain't yet ready for war
Your metaphor sucks more than a whore - Kool G. Rap "The Symphony"

I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death - Nas "New York State of Mind"

I love you like a fat kid loves cakes - 50 Cent "Twenty-One Questions" (hate if you must but I love that line)

I'm not only a client, I'm the player president - The Notorious B.I.G. "One More Chance (remix)"

I'm what these kids is killin' to be
but I don't want my children to be - Method Man "New Wu"

Switchin' speeds like Bruce Lee riding a Fuji in a movie - Redman "Tonight's Da Night"

When the slugs penetrate you feel a burning sensation
getting closer to God in a tight situation - Prodigy "Shook Ones, Part 2[/i]

More later...

lol at 50 cent. Didn't he just copy that from a saying anyway, he didn't make that up did he?

 

[Misogi]

I'll cock it n squeeze, please,If it's beef
then the heat's to ya grill like a whopper with cheese..

Cassidy

 

[I LastWish I]

Now it's clear that I'm here, for a real reason
'Cause he got hit like I got hit, but he ain't fucking breathing

 

[I LastWish I]

I'll cock it n squeeze, please,If it's beef
then the heat's to ya grill like a whopper with cheese..

Cassidy

lol

Chillin' in the club in my b-boy stance (Yeah)
My Hoodie On wit' my gun in my pants (Yeah)

 

[MvP]

from days i wasn't able, there was always 'caine

 

[Maestro]

"I dabbled in crazy weight without rap, I was crazy straight
Patnah, I'm still spendin money from eighty-eight... what?

Jay-Z Dead Presidents 2

I need to think of more

 

[j.hen]

The same 2 lines I post in every thread of this kind:

pistol play ricochet see how the victim lay
slumped over, bleeding, JFK

 

[Dan The Man]

I might crack a smile but ain't a DAMN thing funny

- Prodigy "Eye for an Eye"

 

[krulmichael]

"Show some respect when you approach me
Don't you be mugging me
Might have that drug in me
Plugging a n*gg*, for nearly shrugging me"

Tech N9ne - Fan or Foe

Yea, big Tech fan right here.

 

[OnlyOneBeerLeft]

they say live once die twice or die twice and live once, get the shit confused so Im puffin on da big blunt - Styles P

kneel down, kiss the ring
R. Kelly a verse when I piss on your sixteen - Sean Price

And I talk fast when it comes to girls
Hey baby I'm just a nut tryin to fuck a squirrel - Slug

Sean's got nuts, hes alone, I'm wit crew
Now tell me what the fuck I'm supposed to do - Slug

so many...

 

[dell71]

lol at 50 cent. Didn't he just copy that from a saying anyway, he didn't make that up did he?

I hadn't heard it before...and that it makes me lol is why I put it there.

 

[Big C-Dub]

"why the fuck should I let you live, when I'm dead inside?" -2pac