Guess the next WVU Football Head Coach

[Atlas]

Kevin Sumlin - HC at Houston

Best fit IMO, plus he has a history with Oliver Luck from when Luck was running the Houston Dynamo. Could do wonders with our skill players.

Al Golden - HC at Temple

I know Woy will hate this, but even though he is the supposed "next in line" HC at PSU, I think if WVU offers him enough cash, he will come to Mo-town. And I salivate at the thought of using our skill players in his schemes.

Brady Hoke - HC at SDSU

Turned Ball State around and is doing the same with SDSU. He would be a good fit for the program, but it is said he is holding out for a premier job.

Gus Malzahn - OC at Auburn

I'll leave this one to Glen.

Major Applewhite - OC at Oklahoma

Has made great strides, but I'm not 100% sure he is ready for a HC position. The sole reason I hope we hire him is so I can type his badass name when talking about WVU.

Jim McElwain - OC at Alabama

His one back offense is one the most effective running attacks in the country, and I would love to see it Mo-town. I don't think he has had an elite QB to work with, so I'd love to see what he could do with Geno.

Calvin Magee - OC at scUM

He called a brilliant game in the 2007 Fiesta Bowl, and road RRod's coattails to UM. He is one the better offensive minds in the country, but no one knows how he would perform in a HC position. Also, he is fat and black, which is the worst combination in a HC.

Mike Leach - Fired HC at Texas Tech

The wily pirate is stealing purses from retirees in Key West and needs a job. I don't know how I would feel about him being the WVU HC, but his pass happy spread would produce crazy numbers, given our offensive personnel and the lack of elite defenses in the BE.

 

[EmpireWF]

Calvin Magee - OC at scUM
Also, he is fat and black, which is the worst combination in a HC.

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[NAHSTE]

Why not Gary Patterson?

 

[Atlas]

Why not Gary Patterson?

all of our fans think we could offer him or Peterson and they would come at the drop of a hat... i think both are happy where they are and probably won't move on unless they are offered a shitload of money... besides, TCU to WVU is more of a lateral step than it is a step up...

 

[Leftwich]

Atlas... where is the proof that Stewart is gonna get fired? I want to see it.

 

[Atlas]

its all hearsay at this point, but even before the season Luck said this: "WVU will settle for nothing less than Big East Champions every year" (talking about football)... That, couple with the fact that Luck didn't extend Stew's contract when he came in, shows Luck wants to move in a different direction or for Stew to prove himself... also, the board as well as a lot of the big donators, are pissed off that we lost back to back games to teams we never lose to... if guys like Milan Puskar want Stew gone, he will be gone, and right now, they can't be too pleased with the results on the field...

 

[Leftwich]

its all hearsay at this point, but even before the season Luck said this: "WVU will settle for nothing less than Big East Champions every year" (talking about football)... That, couple with the fact that Luck didn't extend Stew's contract when he came in, shows Luck wants to move in a different direction or for Stew to prove himself... also, the board as well as a lot of the big donators, are pissed off that we lost back to back games to teams we never lose to... if guys like Milan Puskar want Stew gone, he will be gone, and right now, they can't be too pleased with the results on the field...

Yeah, i had high hopes for this team this year... looks like after the past two weeks we'll be playing in the Charmin's Toilet Bowl.

 

[Atlas]

we've regressed every year under Stew... unless we somehow win the BE and win the BCS bowl we go to, I think we will be welcoming in Kevin Sumlin as our new HC...

 

[NAHSTE]

I voted for Sumlin.

 

[Pitty]

Dave Wannstedt?

 

[NAHSTE]

Dave Wannstedt?

I raise you.

Gary Crowton.

 

[Senser81]

Rich Rodriguez

 

[BrntO4Life]

Major Applewhite is the OC at OU? That's certainly news to me since I'm pretty sure he was in the box at the last Texas game as the RB coach.

Either way, he isn't ready and he's not going anywhere.

 

[Senser81]

Major Applewhite is the OC at OU? That's certainly news to me since I'm pretty sure he was in the box at the last Texas game as the RB coach.

Either way, he isn't ready and he's not going anywhere.

 

[BrntO4Life]

I do not deny my previous post's smarminess.

Also, some comedy sure doesn't hold up well.

 

[Maize]

I went with Brady Hoke, he is an Ohio native and if he can pull off a bowl season this year (should go 8-4), he could start to be targeted for bigger job openings.

Mike Leach should end up Minnesota, Calvin Magee might actually get a shot somewhere like Tulane. Gus Malzahn will not settle on a Big East job, he should just hold out for an SEC opening. Golden is going to hold out for Penn State, and same with Applewhite and Texas. Even though Muschamp is the 'coach in waiting,' I could see him getting greedy and leaving.