Jerry Jones wants some old fashioned glory hole...

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Jones says Cowboys seek return to "glory hole" days of yesteryear

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones admits he is seeking “glory hole” days for his franchise, which last made the playoffs in 2009 and has won only two playoff games since its triumph over Pittsburgh in Super Bowl XXX to close the 1995 season.

Jones was offering praise to veteran tight end Jason Witten for saying the Cowboys cannot settle for “the same old story” again in 2012. Jones declared it good for younger players to hear such perspective from a player who has “been outstanding” but has “not gotten the brass ring.”

Jones said Witten’s comments also motivate him. From there, he proceeded to launch into the most memorable comment of today’s opening news conference about the Cowboys seeking a return to their “glory hole” days of yesteryear.

“For me, it’s a reminder,” Jones said. “I’ve been here 23 years. I’ve been here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. And, so, having said that, I want me some glory hole. So I have that perspective.”

Shortly thereafter, Cowboys’ vice-president of public relations/communications Rich Dalrymple chimed in with a reminder that “glory hole” is a common expression in the oil and gas exploration business pertaining to a high-profit drilling site. Jones, a longtime oil man, feigned surprise.

“That’s news to me,” Jones said, smiling.

:lol:

 

[Aso]

Why not just say glory years? Who really speaks like that?

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Why not just say glory years? Who really speaks like that?

Longtime oil men I guess.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

:lalala:

 

[Chrispy]

This was a comment on Deadspin

"Don't we all, Jerry? Don't we all..."


- Jerry Sandusky

:lol:

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

I can't get enough of this...fucking hilarious.

 

[Derrville]

Ole Jerrah

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/m4m/3171263713.html

 

[EmpireWF]

:jonesy:

 

[Rayman]

:denarded:

Why can't he shut up?

 

[Maynard]

funny....but seeing the statement that they have won just 2 playoff games since 1995 makes me wonder if the cowboys are turning into the next raiders and al davis.

jerry doesnt have JJ....and he doesnt have hershel walker to trade anymore. it shows that jerry has no clue how to build a super bowl winning team

 

[biggamejrs]

funny....but seeing the statement that they have won just 2 playoff games since 1995 makes me wonder if the cowboys are turning into the next raiders and al davis.

jerry doesnt have JJ....and he doesnt have hershel walker to trade anymore. it shows that jerry has no clue how to build a super bowl winning team

I'm a Raider fan. My brother is a Cowboy fan. I have been telling him that for the last three years. He is going down the same path as AL but he doesn't have the football knowledge Al had.

 

[MattD56]

jerry never disappoints

 

[ragman]

I'm a Raider fan. My brother is a Cowboy fan. I have been telling him that for the last three years. He is going down the same path as AL but he doesn't have the football knowledge Al had.

When Jerry came to the league in 1989, he saw Al Davis as a role model. That's no secret.

 

[ragman]

Jerry Jones will be 70 in October. I think he's reached the point in his life where he doesn't think he needs to apologize to anyone for anything he says.

 

[EmpireWF]

Jerry Jones will be 70 in October. I think he's reached the point in his life where he doesn't think he needs to apologize to anyone for anything he says.

Pretty sure that point came a long time ago for the filthy rich Texas oil tycoon.

 

[Rayman]

Pretty sure that point came a long time ago for the filthy rich Texas oil tycoon.

The end is in sight, though. The transition of Jerry from "king-of-all" to "figurehead" has already started.

I don't think, with the amount of foreign substances he's put in his body and the debauchery he's committed over the years, that he's long for this earth.

Or at least his mental facilities.