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Joe Buck Sucks

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Deviant

Yes, please.
I didn't get a chance to catch the end of the Bears Packers game and I saw a highlight for the Knox punt return that never happened. So, when I came home today, I youtubed it. And who else is announcing the moment in his boring ass voice?

Fucking Joe Buck.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBIlalK4spM"]Devin Hester & Johnny Knox Greatest Punt Return TD That Never Was - YouTube[/ame]

Yes, I know it didn't count, but still, he's the only guy I know that could sound that dull about such a unique play. But I swear, he sounds like this regardless of what the moment is. He's one of-- no, the most painful announcer you have to listen to on Sundays... and for baseball.

How the fuck is Jack Buck his father? Is anyone else just pissed off whenever they have to hear this guy?
 
His voice has changed over the past year for whatever reason. He wasn't excited because he knew the play was getting called back.

But yes, he does suck. Welcome to the club.
 
Deviant said:
I didn't get a chance to catch the end of the Bears Packers game and I saw a highlight for the Knox punt return that never happened. So, when I came home today, I youtubed it. And who else is announcing the moment in his boring ass voice?

Fucking Joe Buck.

Devin Hester & Johnny Knox Greatest Punt Return TD That Never Was - YouTube

Yes, I know it didn't count, but still, he's the only guy I know that could sound that dull about such a unique play. But I swear, he sounds like this regardless of what the moment is. He's one of-- no, the most painful announcer you have to listen to on Sundays... and for baseball.

How the fuck is Jack Buck his father? Is anyone else just pissed off whenever they have to hear this guy?
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Shoulda had this guy, he may have had a heart attack.

Gus+Johnson+Cage+Potato.jpg
 
EmpireWF said:
His voice has changed over the past year for whatever reason. He wasn't excited because he knew the play was getting called back.

But yes, he does suck. Welcome to the club.
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Yes, but if I were listening to this and couldn't see the play, this would sound like absolutely nothing interesting happened. No description and no emotion. Just bland.

Change the title to the Awful Announcing Thread. Not Joe Buck, but still amazing dull:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcLR0-gdHS8"]Can't Miss Rolle TD - YouTube[/ame]
 
Deviant said:
Yes, but if I were listening to this and couldn't see the play, this would sound like absolutely nothing interesting happened. No description and no emotion. Just bland.

Change the title to the Awful Announcing Thread. Not Joe Buck, but still amazing dull:

Can't Miss Rolle TD - YouTube
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"And Antrel Rolle has the football....and Antrel Rolle...will glide....into the endzone for the TOUCHDOWN."
 
These are good calls on special plays:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7xksmk0ghc"]Best Fake Punt Ever (Bills/Titans) - YouTube[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKNbbY_Mbrs"]Reggie Hodges 68 yard run on Fake Punt - YouTube[/ame]

They're not going crazy, but the announcers sound alive and into the game and I can gather the details of what happened. Also, can't forget this wonderful moment in Joe Buck calling history:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSm2EI1AbCs"]David Tyree Catch - YouTube[/ame]

Sorry, Marv Albert did it right:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB1Eqv7veho"]Tyree Manning Catch Super Bowl 42 (Marv Albert Calls It) - YouTube[/ame]
 
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EmpireWF said:
His voice has changed over the past year for whatever reason. He wasn't excited because he knew the play was getting called back.

But yes, he does suck. Welcome to the club.
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He had some virus that messed with his voice...he actually sounds normal now but earlier this year he sounded TERRIBLE...add that on top of his monotone voice...smh
 
I've been following a division III college football team from my hometown streaming on the internet, and listening to that shit makes Joe Buck look great.
 
Sorry to continue hammering in on this, but I've never heard a 24-point comeback so dully called in my life.

Here's his call on the Bobby Carpenter Pick-6:

http://www.nfl.com/videos/detroit-lions/09000d5d822c0473/Carpenter-s-pick-six

No emotion. Flat. Doesn't even describe the play. Acts as if he's watching traffic pass by.

Calvin Johnson TD in triple-coverage:

http://www.nfl.com/videos/auto/09000d5d822c0e99/WK-4-Can-t-Miss-Play-Megatron-out-leaps-Cowboys

This one really pissed me off. This is a catch in TRIPLE COVERAGE. How in the world is "Jumpball... touchdown. Megatron is in for the touchdown, Calvin Johnson" all you have to say on such a huge play that brings the game within a possession?

Tulloch's INT to set up the game-winning drive:

http://www.nfl.com/videos/auto/09000d5d822c158e/Tulloch-picks-off-Romo

This is the play that pretty much puts the Lions in winning position and yet, once again, Joe Buck calls it as if the Lions are winning by like 35 and adding it on.

This isn't Joe Buck (it's the Lions' local broadcaster), but while he isn't wetting himself with excitement, he sounds like he actually gives a shit and explains what's happening:

http://www.nfl.com/videos/auto/09000d5d822c6321/QB-Stafford-to-WR-Johnson-2-yd-pass-TD
 
I wish the guys who did the Radio Calls for their teams would do it on TV instead. I pretty much like all the radio guys more than the TV guys.
 
My favorite part was the end of the game


"Felix Jones has given the Cowboys at least a chance.......oh no that's 4th down. That turns the ball over with 4 secs left......Jim Schwartz and The Lions celebrate a 4-0 start"



:jonesy:

Nothing about the great comeback, botched play or anything.
 
houstonboy said:
My favorite part was the end of the game


"Felix Jones has given the Cowboys at least a chance.......oh no that's 4th down. That turns the ball over with 4 secs left......Jim Schwartz and The Lions celebrate a 4-0 start"



:jonesy:

Nothing about the great comeback or anything.
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I still don't get how he didn't know it was 4th down and how the Cowboys didn't know it was 4th down.

And yeah Joe Buck was terrible the whole game. He acted like it was a Week 4 pre-season match up. Why does Fox keep him? He honestly kills the games with his monotony.

These are a bit long but its worth it to watch Lange just destroy Buck on his first show.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj8y2Oi1lFk"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj8y2Oi1lFk[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed1p8kuaDaw&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed1p8kuaDaw&feature=related[/ame]
 
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