Physics/Skating/EASHL/HUT.....same fucking feature list every god damn year it seems.
13 was the final game for me, ending 2 decades of buying this shite.
Here's the real NHL 14 feature list
Left, Right, Left - The same fucking deke from NHL 94, is still in the game! Yes folks, come in a goalie, forehand, backhand, forehand...bury that shit. Works every time just like it always has! But now, we simplified the move because Johny 5 year old could only do it 95% of the time successfully, just press the A button and everything will happen like magic!
Skating! - Yeah the players still fucking skate, who woulda thought?
EASHL - The same useless mode where games don't fucking matter, everyone makes the playoffs and you're really not playing for shit. CPU defenders will still be god damn retards and the goalies will fall for the same moves they've always felt for. Don't you worry QC fucktards, you will have 1000pts within a week and then can unlock the purple mohawk to go along with your neon green team sweaters. We know you love the exercise in repetition every year and we're glad to give you it again!
HUT - Just give us your fucking money you dumb retards. These ratings don't even fucking do shit, we gimp everyone online to be the same, thanks for your support!
Fighting is back - OK well it was always there. We just figured you got bored with the 1st person fighting so we recycled the old 3rd person fighting from the past and are calling it new, that's how we do at EA! Enforcers will matter this time around, even though the enforcer role is dead in the NHL. REALISM!
Be A Pro Career - We made up some repetitive bullshit interviews and crap that will piss you the fuck off in between games. It will probably not do what's intended (we're not even sure TBH), but we'll just say we intended that to be the outcome so fuck you, EA rules. Don't worry, the shoddy stupid as fuck GM will have no idea what the fuck he is doing and put half your team on waivers before the first game...so you'll have all the playing time you need! Just like we intended, it's all about you!