Nuk's ''Lulz Player/Coach of the Week.''

[Nukleopatra]

I know what you're thinking - ''what about Jay Cutler?'' Well, as bad as Jay Cutler is, he's still 4-3. Kyle Orton, the sack of useless shit that he is, was considered as an early MVP candidate (lmao.) And with all the shit talk by Denver fans here at VSN, and the 2-5 record, you really have to give Kyle Lolton the nod here. Once Denver realizes how worthless Kyle Orton is, Glen will follow along insisting that he's not only in total agreement, but that he saw it coming all along.

Good job, Glen.

I'm just going to keep putting this guy up here until he's fired. They have to get it right one of these days, don't they?

 

[BigHouseUSA]

Lulz player should've been Calvin.

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

LULZ for puting up a lulz player of the week before all games are played.

The shocker for me is not seeing Cutlulz up there. The Cutlulz/DeAngelo Hall connection was the best story of the weekend. You're missing a great opportunity to talk more about Cutlulz saying "I've played against him before. There is no reason to shy away from him. I mean that's hard for me to say throwing for picks to the guy. I still, if we had to play him tomorrow I'd go at him every time." He just has to be the lulz player of the week man...reconsider it.


More Lulz for your viewing pleasure.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-gameday/09000d5d81b97d48/War-of-words-Cutler-and-DeAngelo-Hall

 

[Nukleopatra]

Why wouldn't I post it now? There isn't a coach on the field tonight, worse than Mike Singletary. I've been saying it since he was hired - Mike Singletary is the worst head coach in the NFL. It's not even close. 49ers need to wake the fuck up. And I find it hard to believe that any player on the field tonight, will be more useless than Jay Cutler and Kyle Lolton.

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

Not for nothin but Elulz Manning has two INT's in the first few minutes and has yet to complete one. He's 0-4 with 2 INTs and I haven't even gotten a buzz off my beer yet. I'm just sayin have some patience and wait a day, you never know.

Besides nobody is going to steal your lulz player/coach of the week shtick you got going here.

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

By the way I completely agree Singletary needs to be let go. I don't think right now is the best time to do it though. Let him bury himself, and they could have a top 1-4 draft pick to sweeten the deal to bring in a Gruden or any coach worth a damn. If they let him go now they might start winning games and I think that could be a bad thing maybe. Unless Gruden or somebody thinks a 6-10 #8 draft pick team is better than a 2-14 #1 draft pick team.

But you're right he has to be the worst head coach right now. He might be one of the leagues best LB coaches but he sucks with everything head coach related.

 

[GoChargers]

sorry nuk.. This thread can't be taken seriously, it has to be cutler this week. 4 picks to the same guy? lol

 

[Nukleopatra]

As bad as Cutler's been, he's still above .500, lost by three points yesterday, and hasn't been mentioned as an MVP candidate at any point this season. I'm still trying to figure out how a 2-5 quarterback is an MVP candidate. If anything, I'd put Drew Breeeees on here before Jay Cutlulz. Did you guys see Drew Breeeees lose to Max Hall and that noodle-armed hack from Texas? Yeah, I think Drew had four picks, too.

But I'll give Drew a pass, since I never take him seriously, anyway, even after the superbowl.

 

[GoChargers]

Cutler isn't comparable though since he hasn't even played in a playoff game. the guy is a joke of the highest order in terms of quarterbacks in the NFL. i'm sure he'll find a way to end his season in the last week of december once again

 

[Nukleopatra]

Cutler isn't comparable though since he hasn't even played in a playoff game. the guy is a joke of the highest order in terms of quarterbacks in the NFL. i'm sure he'll find a way to end his season in the last week of december once again

Not comparable to Brees, maybe. But certainly on the same level as Kyle Orton. You pretty much just summed up both guys careers in your one post. Expectations were high for Denver and Kyle Orton, so I figured a 59-14 ass kicking by your division rivals, sending you to 2-5, was a bit more lulz worthy than what Jay did - but it was close, very close.

Unfortunately, next week, Kyle Lolton or Mike Singletary won't be making this list, since one of them will somehow manage to beat the other. Gee, I can't wait to see that game.

 

[Bear Pand]

the gimmick can't save you here, Cutler is the only choice that makes sense. If Orton threw 4 picks to the same guy I'd stop rooting for him.

And lol at "lolton"

 

[GoChargers]

if we lose next week im expecting to see norv thanks

 

[Buzzman]

Lulz player should've been Calvin.

Why would the best WR to play the game be put on a "lolz" list?

 

[Nukleopatra]

if we lose next week im expecting to see norv thanks

I've been kind to Norv, since his last two losses had future hall of famers under center.

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

Cutlulz performance was far worse than Loltons. Orton ended the game with 198 yds 2 tds and 1 int. The Raiders scored on 8 of 12 drives and made the entire team look like shit. Lolton had an average game but by no means as bad as Cutlulz.

Cutlulz had 5 turnovers all in the 2nd half when all Chicago needed was a fuckin FG to tie it up. What's crazy is throwing 4 picks to the same guy and the Lulz meter goes off the charts when after the game Cutler says "If we played them tomorrow I'd go at him everytime." That's fucking lulz man. To think if Cutler had another quarter he could have thrown 5 or 6 INT's to Hall and the dipshit still wouldn't have learned his lesson of the week...stop throwing to Him. It's so lulz worthy this might be the most lulz worthy performance of the year.

 

[BigHouseUSA]

Why would the best WR to play the game be put on a "lolz" list?

He was invisible out there this week. Didn't hear his name once.

 

[DomePatrol]

No Brees?