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Official New York Jets Forum Thread

That was a great move by the Jets....we really needed a QB, and hopefully Sanchez can do something.
 
Yeah, we really didn't give up much for Sanchez. If Sanchez can become a good NFL QB I think we got one hell of a steal. We'll see though.
 
Bill Eichenberger

After a recent practice, Jets center Nick Mangold told Sporting News' Bill Eichenberger that the arrival of coach Rex Ryan has been like a shot of adrenaline for a team still hurting after a late-season collapse cost them a playoff berth. Mangold said the energy and enthusiasm have returned in a big way to the team's training complex in Florham Park, N.J.

Q: What are your first impressions playing for Ryan?
A: It's been fantastic. He has a great passion for the game. The defense is fired up. And as an offense, going against that kind of defense every day is only going to make us better. But it still is kind of a pain in the butt.

Q: Why is that?
A: His defense, the schemes that he brings in, they are pretty complex. They are making us think upfront.

Q: Recently in Sporting News Today, RealScouts, a group of former NFL scouts, rated you as the No. 1 center in the league. What's your reaction to that?
A: That's kind of them. Should I send a thank-you note?

Q: Do you think you deserve that sort of ranking?
A: Seriously, I really do appreciate it, but there are some guys out there who are heads and shoulders above me.

Q: Who would that be?
A: A big one right in our own backyard is Shaun (O'Hara of the Giants). He is a fantastic center who has been doing it at a high level for a long time.

Q: From the outside, it appears the Jets' offensive line is a clear strength of this team. Do you view it the same way?
A: Definitely. I believe that the line drives your team, at least on the offensive side. And our guys take that to heart. We try to be the leaders, to set the tempo, to get our guys going, to make sure we are doing all the right things.

Q: What's your assessment of the competition for the starting job at quarterback?
A: I haven't really even seen Mark Sanchez (much). ... But Kellen Clemens, we came in together. He's put in a lot of work to learn the system and knows what he needs to do. And he's really grown. Not only does he sit and watch the film and read the playbook, but he also asks questions of the offensive line. So he knows what we're thinking.

Q: How much of an impact did the arrival a year ago of veteran left guard Alan Faneca of the Steelers have on you and the rest of the line?
A: For me, having that kind of experience come in -- last year was his 11th in the league -- was unbelievable, especially the way that he carries himself and his personality. He's very help-friendly. He's there to answer questions, but at the same time he didn't come in and try to impose his will. Instead it was, "Hey, here's what I've done. Let's see what you've done, and we'll talk it out."

Q: Have you reflected on last season? Have you learned any lessons from that?
A: As I look back at it, I realize now that you have to keep things going. When you get on a roll like we were on midway through last season, you have to keep that going. Offensively, we were running the ball and doing all the things we wanted to do. But when things started to go wrong, we needed to sit back, take a deep breath and collect ourselves. And I don't think we ever did that. Once something bad happened, it just started snowballing.

Q: Knowing Brett Favre as you do, do you think he will come out of retirement and play in the NFL this season?
A: If he's healthy, I think he is going to try. One of the big things I learned from Brett was how important it is to love the game. He loves the game more than any person I've met or heard of. I just think anyone is going to have a hard time turning him away.

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=552825
 
Man, we gotta start posting in here.

Solid victory last Sunday.. hopefully they can beat the Pats tomorrow. That'd be huge.
 
Our defense has giving up 0 touchdowns to two great offenses in Houston and New England. This defense is doing awesome. This isn't the same old Jets we are used to seeing. When was the last time we saw a Jets team make halftime adjustments like that that completley turned the game around? Loved the look on BB face after the game. Sanchez continues to impress. Love what we have so far, lets see how we do next week in Tennessee.
 
Fuck, when was the last time you saw a Jets team send the house on 4th and 10 with under 2 minutes to go and Brady dropping back.

This aggressive defense is awesome.
 
Prevent D prevents teams from winnings. 8 quarters no tds.. thats awesome.

Yep...none of that Eric Mangenius 'read and react' shit. Jets are bringing it, and they have the personnel to do it. You can't play that prevent shit against Brady, like the Bills did. He'll kill you.
 
jeffx I hate to become this way and become so giddy but I AM.

IMO it does start with the higher ups with MT...he really concetrated on the front lines...the offensive line is one of the better ones out there...the defensive line is very good as well.

Then bringing in someone hungry like Rex Ryan, who completely changes the jets defense IN YEARS. Ted Cottrell, Sutton/Mangina, Herm...they all played the basic read and react BS with no aggressiveness. Rex said he's going to hit you in the mouth...he said it and is proving it to be true. They may have blitzed more in two games than they did all last year.

The LB corps gets a boost when Pace comes back, who was the Jets best all-around LB last year.

And Sanchez...what can you say, he's been awesome. I just hope many still know he's a rookie but he's showing poise beyond his years. I'm a little worried about this game coming up because Tennessee is desperate for a win. The Jets need to keep it up.
 
jeffx I hate to become this way and become so giddy but I AM.

Nothing wrong with that, but just remember it's early. You know Sanchez will have growing pains, and teams will eventually adjust to Ryan's defense.

This is a bad time to be playing a desperate Titan team. But the Jets beat them last year, so let's go!
 
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Jets Fan: Honey, you seen my keys?

Wife: They’re in the drawer.

Jets Fan: Why do you always put them in the drawer? I use ‘em every day! Now I gotta go open the drawer every freakin’ time!

Wife: Oh, you’ll live.

Jets Fan: We’ll have words, woman.

(phone rings)

Jets Fan: Huh. I don’t recognize that number. Eh, what the hey. I’ll answer it.

(flip phone flies open)

Ryan: HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN’? THIS IS COACH REX RYAN, OF YOUR NEW YORK JETS…

Jets Fan: Oh, hey! Hi, Coach Ry…

Ryan: And I’m calling to let you know how much we need your support this week against the Titans.

Jets Fan: Oh, it’s a recording!

Ryan: …After all, they DO have a better coach, and they DID have the best record in football last year. I mean, they’re so strong up front. Really, our boys’ll be lucky just to be in the game by the fourth quarter.

Jets Fan: Really?

Ryan: FUCK NO! WE’RE GONNA FUCKING KILLLLLLLLLLL!!!! But I guess you’re just gonna sit home and not bother to come out…

Jets Fan: Well I…

Ryan: …I guess you figure we were lucky to beat the Pats, so this’ll be our letdown game. I bet you’re gonna stay home and flood your maxipad, right?

Jets Fan: Um…

Ryan: HELL FUCKING NO, YOU AIN’T. YOU’RE COMING TO THE STADIUM ON SUNDAY, AND YOU’RE GONNA CHEER FOR OUR BOYS UNTIL YOUR THROAT IS LEATHER. AND WE’RE GONNA WIN, AND THEN YOU’RE GONNA GO HOME, GRAB YOUR WIFE’S HAIR, AND FUCK HER UNTIL HER KNEES SHAKE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS! Now stay on the line for five minutes while I eat this sub!

Jets Fan: Okay…

Wife: What’s going on?

Jets Fan: I think he’s eating a sub. Hey, we gotta go to the game this weekend.

Wife: Why?

Ryan: TELL HER YOU DON’T NEED TO FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF! WINNERS DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT! THEY JUST KILLLLLLLLL!!!

Jets Fan: Uh…

Ryan: Okay, I’m finished. That was a great fucking sub. Okay, next order of business: Nicknames. I’ve giving you a nickname. Your new nickname is PUSSYPILOT. Don’t question it, because it’s a fucking rock star nickname. Next order of business: fighting. You see some braindead Tennessee zombie in the stands on Sunday, YOU FUCKING BEAT HIS ASS WITH A HAMMER. I WANT THESE ASSHOLES LAID OUT. I WANT BLOOD IN THE AISLES. I ALREADY TOLD SECURITY IT WAS ALL GOOD. DON’T WORRY. COACH RYAN’S GOT YOUR FUCKING BACK. ALL HE ASKS IS THAT YOU GET HIS.

Jets Fan: Wow.

Ryan: Next up: Cheering. Did you know Kerry Collins is a boozer? Well, that fucker is. SO REMIND HIS ASS. Also, Chris Johnson’s grandma died last week. YOU LET HIM KNOW WHAT A PUSSY HE IS FOR MISSING HER. I also think one of those guys is diabetic. I already told all the CVSs around the area to delay their insulin shipments. YOU BE SURE TO WAVE CANDY BARS FROM THE STANDS TO TAUNT THOSE FUCKS.

Jets Fan: Okay.

Ryan: You listen to me, Jets fan. This ain’t your father’s Jets. Your father was a pussy. I’m sorry, son, but it’s true. Hell, these ain’t even your grandpas Jets. These are the fucking Rex Ryan Jets. We’re gonna fucking annihilate those fuckers. Then we’re gonna stomp on their heads. Then we’re gonna eat turkey drumsticks, drink Beam right from the bottle, sing Def Leppard karaoke, and bang 17-year-olds in the mouth. You ready? You gonna do some fucking?

Jets Fan: Well I…

Ryan: YEAHHHHHHHHH, YOU ARE! It’s a new day, buddy boy. WE ARE FUCKING WINNERS. AND SO ARE YOU. STARTING TODAY, YOU ARE A FUCKING WINNER. YOU WALK AROUND WITH YOUR CHEST OUT AND YOUR CHIN UP, AND YOU DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE, YOU FUCKING GOT ME? IF SOMEONE STEPS TO YOU, YOU FUCKING SLAUGHTER THEM! KILLLLL!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?

Jets Fan: Yes!

Ryan: NOW FUCKING BASH YOUR PHONE AGAINST THE WALL! DO IT! SMASH THAT FUCKER!

Jets Fan: (smashes phone) RAHHHHHHH!!

Wife: What are you doing?

Jets Fan: We’re having sex. Right now. Let’s go.

Wife: Oh, Mickey!

Ryan: YEAH, FUCK HER! KILLLLLL THAT POON! Oh man, I gotta piss like you read about!

(hangs up)

EDIT: Link not working I guess. Got it from TheGangGreen.Com - Those message boards. Pretty funny.
 
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