Some of you people are terribly stupid. Matt, I'm lookin at you.
MILF. Stands for MOTHER I'd like to fuck. Mother. Not older woman.
That disqualifies Elaine Benes, Jennifer Aniston, April Buchanon, Daenerys, Charlotte York*
Stop being so stupid, people.
*Covered by Houston. Technically, she was never a mom on the show, only in the movie.
Do better, boys.