Takers

[JayDizzle]

The movie being compared to "this generation's 'Heat'" is out.

See T.I. suggest a billion dollar bank heist to his former bank robber buddies...

 

who may or may not of sold his ass down the river so they wouldn't be arrested from a previous job gone bad

See an inspired cast including the guy from "The Wire," the guy from the shitty "Star Wars" pre-trilogy...

 

Matt Dillon plays a police detective determined to catch them but while probably either be involved or paid off in the end due to "conveinient plot twist."

See Chris Brown drop a story onto a car's windshield for talking back to him...

 

Because Chris Brown don't take shit from no bitches

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn6CFNv2aIw"]MOVIE TRAILER[/ame]

 

[dope]

the trailer made me laugh with the line "we're takers that's what we do, we take"

i wouldn't even bother with this shit on a free weekend of starz

 

[MvP]

I hate T.I.

 

[Houston]

the trailer made me laugh with the line "we're takers that's what we do, we take"

i wouldn't even bother with this shit on a free weekend of starz

The "I put three holes in your head like a bowling ball boy" did it for me.

Usually movie with "all star cast" sucks. Cause it's too busy trying to give everyone camera time.

 

[JayDizzle]

I would suggest seeing Scott Pilgrim vs. The Universe, Piranha 3-D, The Other Guys, and even Vampires Suck before this one but I've seen most of what's come out this summer.

At worst, it's another B-Flick that got financial backing/star power from T.I.

At best, Zoe Saldana's in it.

 

[Houston]

lol at Hayden's smug face.

 

[mgoblue2290]

The "I put three holes in your head like a bowling ball boy" did it for me.

Usually movie with "all star cast" sucks. Cause it's too busy trying to give everyone camera time.

This is not an all star cast. Hayden Christenson should be shot in the first minute of the movie for wearing a bow tie.

 

[NAHSTE]

LOL at calling this an All-Star Cast, other than Stringer Bell, everyone in here is either a shit actor, a musician, or a huge D-bag.

Movie is gonna be shit, LOL at anyone comparing it to Heat. God bless you Dizzle for seeing so many movies in what has been a shit summer for movies, you seem to have plenty of time to waste watching turribleness.

 

[Buzzman]

i'll see it on DVD.

Is it just me or does the heads of Paul Walker and TI look fake and bigger then normal on that poster?

 

[Tengo Juego]

Cast is lulz. Paul Walker? T.I. Chris Brown?! Fuck that bullshit.

 

[Palooza]

worst photoshop job ever. that poster is hideous.

This movie looks embarrassingly bad. I'm anticipating "The Scorpion King" bad. I wanna see so I can tell people how bad it truly is. I'm willing to sacrifice myself.

 

[Dan The Man]

That can't be the real poster. It looks like a DJ Drama mixtape.

 

[JayDizzle]

LOL at calling this an All-Star Cast, other than Stringer Bell, everyone in here is either a shit actor, a musician, or a huge D-bag.

Movie is gonna be shit, LOL at anyone comparing it to Heat. God bless you Dizzle for seeing so many movies in what has been a shit summer for movies, you seem to have plenty of time to waste watching turribleness.

1.) Inception
2.) Kick-Ass
3.) Toy Story 3
4.) Shutter Island
6.) Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
7.) Get Him to the Greek
8.) Hot Tub Time Machine
10.) Despicable Me
11.) Iron Man 2
12.) Alice in Wonderland
13.) Predators
14.) the Book of Eli
15.) the Crazies
16.) From Paris with Love
17.) Daybreakers
18.) Youth in Revolt
19.) Legion
20.) Edge of Darkness
21.) the Wolfman
22.) Greenberg
23.) Cop Out
24.) Green Zone
25.) How to Train Your Dragon
26.) Clash of the Titans
27.) Date Night
28.) the Losers
29.) A Nightmare on Elm Street
30.) MacGruber
31.) Splice
32.) The A-Team
33.) Jonah Hex
34.) Dinner for Schmucks
35.) the Other Guys
36.) the Expendables
37.) Piranha 3D
38.) The Last Exorcism

I've seen all of these (in the theatre or on DVD) and probably more this summer.

Seriously, FUCK HOLLYWOOD for allowing the glut of bad movies to be paid for.

I may just avoid Takers.

This movie looks embarrassingly bad. I'm anticipating "The Scorpion King" bad. I wanna see so I can tell people how bad it truly is. I'm willing to sacrifice myself.

I'm holding you to this.

That can't be the real poster. It looks like a DJ Drama mixtape.

It's real.

The damn thing is fitted in front of my local theatre and it looks like they hired people to wear masks of the actors play in film and then took a picture of it.

 

[SHOGUN]

Black Ocean's Eleven.

Pass.

 

[Goober]

Whoever compared this shit to Heat should be shot.

 

[Fox1994]

lol @

See T.I. suggest a billion dollar bank heist to his former bank robber buddies...

 

who may or may not of sold his ass down the river so they wouldn't be arrested from a previous job gone bad

See an inspired cast including the guy from "The Wire," the guy from the shitty "Star Wars" pre-trilogy...

 

Matt Dillon plays a police detective determined to catch them but while probably either be involved or paid off in the end due to "conveinient plot twist."

See Chris Brown drop a story onto a car's windshield for talking back to him...

 

Because Chris Brown don't take shit from no bitches

Shit looks terrible, though.