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The Official 30th Annual Razzies Thread

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dell71

Enter Sandman
For those of you unaware, The Razzies are the opposite of the Oscars. Every year they, hand out awards for what they consider the worst in cinema. "Winners" are usually a no-show at the ceremony but every now & again, one of them will have enough heart/sense of humor to accept their "honor" in person. Such was the case when none other than Halle Berry showed up to accept her Razzie for Catwoman:
[youtube]NxLa73N6Rls[/youtube]

Moving on. The Nominees for the 2009 Razzies are:

Worst Picture
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen*

*On the Razzies website, this movie is also referred to as "Trannies, Too."

Worst Actor
All 3 Jonas Brothers (Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience)
Will Ferrell (Land of the Lost)
Steve Martin (Pink Panther 2)
Eddie Murphy (Imagine That)
John Travolta (Old Dogs)

Worst Actress
Beyonce (Obsessed)
Sandra Bullock (All About Steve)
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Megan Fox (Jennifer's Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?)

Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Hugh Hefner (Miss March)
Robert Pattinson (Twilight Sag: New Moon)
Jorma Taccone (Land of the Lost)
Marlon Wayans (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)

Worst Supporting Actress
Candice Bergen (Bride Wars)
Ali Larter (Obsessed)
Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
Kelly Preston (Old Dogs)
Julie White (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

Worst Director
Michael Bay (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Walt Becker (Old Dogs)
Brad Silberling (Land of the Lost)
Stephen Sommers (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
Phil Trail (All About Steve)

This year they are also giving out "honors" for the entire decade. The nominees for those are...

Worst Picture of the Decade:
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Gigli (2003)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Swept Away (2002)

Worst Actor of the Decade:
Ben Affleck, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Eddie Murphy, nominated for 12 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Mike Myers, nominated for 4 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Rob Schneider, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 1 Razzie
John Travolta, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies

Worst Actress of the Decade:
Mariah Carey, most lopsided "victory" of decade (Worst actress: Glitter) - winner of 1 Razzie
Paris Hilton, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies
Lindsay Lohan, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Jennifer Lopez, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Madonna, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies

I left out a couple of categories (like Worst Screen Couple). To see those go to RAZZIES Nominations

I'll come back with my personal picks/thoughts in another post.
 
I'm not saying Transformers was good. I'm not saying Land of the Lost was good.

But, GI Joe was hot fucking garbage. The other two movies are just bad movies, with maybe one or two decent moments. GI Joe was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.
 
Land of the Lost and Old Dogs are two of the worst movies ever made. GI Joe was an oscar winning film compared to those two.
 
Worst Picture
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen*

*On the Razzies website, this movie is also referred to as "Trannies, Too."

Worst Actor
All 3 Jonas Brothers (Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience)
Will Ferrell (Land of the Lost)
Steve Martin (Pink Panther 2)
Eddie Murphy (Imagine That)
John Travolta (Old Dogs)

Worst Actress
Beyonce (Obsessed)
Sandra Bullock (All About Steve)
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Megan Fox (Jennifer's Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?)

Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Hugh Hefner (Miss March)
Robert Pattinson (Twilight Sag: New Moon)
Jorma Taccone (Land of the Lost)
Marlon Wayans (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)

Worst Supporting Actress
Candice Bergen (Bride Wars)
Ali Larter (Obsessed)
Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
Kelly Preston (Old Dogs)
Julie White (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

Worst Director
Michael Bay (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Walt Becker (Old Dogs)
Brad Silberling (Land of the Lost)
Stephen Sommers (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
Phil Trail (All About Steve)

This year they are also giving out "honors" for the entire decade. The nominees for those are...

Worst Picture of the Decade:
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Gigli (2003)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Swept Away (2002)

Worst Actor of the Decade:
Ben Affleck, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Eddie Murphy, nominated for 12 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Mike Myers, nominated for 4 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Rob Schneider, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 1 Razzie
John Travolta, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies

Worst Actress of the Decade:
Mariah Carey, most lopsided "victory" of decade (Worst actress: Glitter) - winner of 1 Razzie
Paris Hilton, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies
Lindsay Lohan, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Jennifer Lopez, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Madonna, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies
 
the worst actor of the decade is def Rob Schneider but at least he doesnt seem to take himself seriously liek Travolta does.
 
I think it would be great if Sandra Bullock won Best and Worst Actress this year. Taking a Razzie and an Oscar in the same awards cycle is pretty impressive.
 
Buzzman said:
Land of the Lost and Old Dogs are two of the worst movies ever made. GI Joe was an oscar winning film compared to those two.
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land of the lost didn't portray itself as summer blockbuster movie. It was a Will Ferrel movie through and through. They all suck. You got exactly what you payed for.
 
dell71 said:
For those of you unaware, The Razzies are the opposite of the Oscars. Every year they, hand out awards for what they consider the worst in cinema. "Winners" are usually a no-show at the ceremony but every now & again, one of them will have enough heart/sense of humor to accept their "honor" in person. Such was the case when none other than Halle Berry showed up to accept her Razzie for Catwoman:
[youtube]NxLa73N6Rls[/youtube]

Moving on. The Nominees for the 2009 Razzies are:

Worst Picture
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Terrible... Where the hell is "G-Force"?
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen*

*On the Razzies website, this movie is also referred to as "Trannies, Too."

Worst Actor
All 3 Jonas Brothers (Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience) - I'm just assuming
Will Ferrell (Land of the Lost)
Steve Martin (Pink Panther 2)
Eddie Murphy (Imagine That)
John Travolta (Old Dogs)

Worst Actress
Beyonce (Obsessed)
Sandra Bullock (All About Steve)
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Megan Fox (Jennifer's Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) - She had two "Worst Movies"; she's earned it
Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?)

Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Hugh Hefner (Miss March)
Robert Pattinson (Twilight Sag: New Moon)
Jorma Taccone (Land of the Lost)
Marlon Wayans (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) - He's never good in anything

Worst Supporting Actress
Candice Bergen (Bride Wars)
Ali Larter (Obsessed)
Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) - Julie White was funny in her stupidity
Kelly Preston (Old Dogs)
Julie White (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

Worst Director
Michael Bay (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Walt Becker (Old Dogs)
Brad Silberling (Land of the Lost)
Stephen Sommers (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) - The only 'comic book' movie worst than Transformers.
Phil Trail (All About Steve)

This year they are also giving out "honors" for the entire decade. The nominees for those are...

Worst Picture of the Decade:
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Gigli (2003) - Haven't seen it. Don't plan on it. Only heard bad things about it.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Swept Away (2002)

Worst Actor of the Decade:
Ben Affleck, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies - Murphy gets a pass for being a great comedian, and I love Austin Powers
Eddie Murphy, nominated for 12 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Mike Myers, nominated for 4 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Rob Schneider, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 1 Razzie
John Travolta, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies

Worst Actress of the Decade:
Mariah Carey, most lopsided "victory" of decade (Worst actress: Glitter) - winner of 1 Razzie
Paris Hilton, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies
Lindsay Lohan, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Jennifer Lopez, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Madonna, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies

They can all have this fucking award...

I left out a couple of categories (like Worst Screen Couple). To see those go to RAZZIES Nominations

I'll come back with my personal picks/thoughts in another post.
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My picks are bolded, with reasons following.

Sven Draconian said:
I'm not saying Transformers was good. I'm not saying Land of the Lost was good.

But, GI Joe was hot fucking garbage. The other two movies are just bad movies, with maybe one or two decent moments. GI Joe was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.
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You clearly haven't seen the following:

gforce.jpg
 
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My picks in bold, thoughts below.

Worst Picture
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen*

I'd watch G.I. Joe and Land of the Lost a thousand more times before I watch this crap again. It was totally incoherent and was very similar to trying to sleep while somebody works a jackhammer right outside your window for 2 and a half fucking hours. Haven't seen AAS or OD, yet.

*On the Razzies website, this movie is also referred to as "Trannies, Too."

Worst Actor
All 3 Jonas Brothers (Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience)
Will Ferrell (Land of the Lost)
Steve Martin (Pink Panther 2)
Eddie Murphy (Imagine That)
John Travolta (Old Dogs)

I actually haven't seen PP2 but I did see the first and I'm still bitter about that. He couldn't be any better in the sequel. I would vote for the Jonas Bros. just "because" but isn't it just a concert? I dunno, my daughters watched it, I skipped that one.

Worst Actress
Beyonce (Obsessed)
Sandra Bullock (All About Steve)
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Megan Fox (Jennifer's Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?)

Two crappy movies, two crappy performances (but she really wasn't that bad in Trans: Rotf), how could she not win? Miley Cyrus did her normal Hannah Montana thing, so no harm, no foul there. Beyonce was bad in a good way (and it was such a fun, awful movie). Didn't see the other two.

Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Hugh Hefner (Miss March)
Robert Pattinson (Twilight Sag: New Moon)
Jorma Taccone (Land of the Lost)
Marlon Wayans (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)

I'm pissed with Hef, so he gets my vote. I just can't understand him insisting on appearing in this movie because after they screened it for him (with someone else playing him, btw) he found it so damned hilarious he just had to be part of it. Dammit Hef, I used to trust your judgment!

Worst Supporting Actress
Candice Bergen (Bride Wars)
Ali Larter (Obsessed)
Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
Kelly Preston (Old Dogs)
Julie White (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

Hmmm...Sienna Miller wasn't necessarily bad but Ali Larter was so over the top it was fantastic (can you tell I enjoyed this movie far more than I should?). And as much as I hate Trans: RotF, Julie White was one of the few bright spots in a deplorable movie. Again, haven't seen the other two.

Worst Director
Michael Bay (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Walt Becker (Old Dogs)
Brad Silberling (Land of the Lost)
Stephen Sommers (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
Phil Trail (All About Steve)

I've said enough already.

Worst Picture of the Decade:
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Gigli (2003)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Swept Away (2002)

Probably, a landslide. Though I will say I enjoyed I Know Who Killed Me in that so bad it's awesome way.

Worst Actor of the Decade:
Ben Affleck, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Eddie Murphy, nominated for 12 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Mike Myers, nominated for 4 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Rob Schneider, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 1 Razzie
John Travolta, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies

Easy pick. With all four of the others there are at least 1 or 2 performances you can point to as really good work. And I have to defend Eddie Murphy. His choice of projects is suspects but even in his crappiest stuff, he personally isn't bad.

Worst Actress of the Decade:
Mariah Carey, most lopsided "victory" of decade (Worst actress: Glitter) - winner of 1 Razzie
Paris Hilton, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies
Lindsay Lohan, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Jennifer Lopez, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Madonna, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies

Is there even a question? Well, maybe Madonna. Imho, J-Lo doesn't really belong, here. I swear she gets so much unwarranted hate, but whatever.
 
dell71 said:
My picks in bold, thoughts below.

Worst Picture
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen*

I'd watch G.I. Joe and Land of the Lost a thousand more times before I watch this crap again. It was totally incoherent and was very similar to trying to sleep while somebody works a jackhammer right outside your window for 2 and a half fucking hours. Haven't seen AAS or OD, yet.

*On the Razzies website, this movie is also referred to as "Trannies, Too."

Worst Actor
All 3 Jonas Brothers (Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience)
Will Ferrell (Land of the Lost)
Steve Martin (Pink Panther 2)
Eddie Murphy (Imagine That)
John Travolta (Old Dogs)

I actually haven't seen PP2 but I did see the first and I'm still bitter about that. He couldn't be any better in the sequel. I would vote for the Jonas Bros. just "because" but isn't it just a concert? I dunno, my daughters watched it, I skipped that one.

Worst Actress
Beyonce (Obsessed)
Sandra Bullock (All About Steve)
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Megan Fox (Jennifer's Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?)

Two crappy movies, two crappy performances (but she really wasn't that bad in Trans: Rotf), how could she not win? Miley Cyrus did her normal Hannah Montana thing, so no harm, no foul there. Beyonce was bad in a good way (and it was such a fun, awful movie). Didn't see the other two.

Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)
Hugh Hefner (Miss March)
Robert Pattinson (Twilight Sag: New Moon)
Jorma Taccone (Land of the Lost)
Marlon Wayans (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)

I'm pissed with Hef, so he gets my vote. I just can't understand him insisting on appearing in this movie because after they screened it for him (with someone else playing him, btw) he found it so damned hilarious he just had to be part of it. Dammit Hef, I used to trust your judgment!

Worst Supporting Actress
Candice Bergen (Bride Wars)
Ali Larter (Obsessed)
Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
Kelly Preston (Old Dogs)
Julie White (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

Hmmm...Sienna Miller wasn't necessarily bad but Ali Larter was so over the top it was fantastic (can you tell I enjoyed this movie far more than I should?). And as much as I hate Trans: RotF, Julie White was one of the few bright spots in a deplorable movie. Again, haven't seen the other two.

Worst Director
Michael Bay (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Walt Becker (Old Dogs)
Brad Silberling (Land of the Lost)
Stephen Sommers (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
Phil Trail (All About Steve)

I've said enough already.

Worst Picture of the Decade:
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Gigli (2003)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Swept Away (2002)

Probably, a landslide. Though I will say I enjoyed I Know Who Killed Me in that so bad it's awesome way.

Worst Actor of the Decade:
Ben Affleck, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Eddie Murphy, nominated for 12 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Mike Myers, nominated for 4 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Rob Schneider, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 1 Razzie
John Travolta, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies

Easy pick. With all four of the others there are at least 1 or 2 performances you can point to as really good work. And I have to defend Eddie Murphy. His choice of projects is suspects but even in his crappiest stuff, he personally isn't bad.

Worst Actress of the Decade:
Mariah Carey, most lopsided "victory" of decade (Worst actress: Glitter) - winner of 1 Razzie
Paris Hilton, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies
Lindsay Lohan, nominated for 5 "achievements" - winner of 3 Razzies
Jennifer Lopez, nominated for 9 "achievements" - winner of 2 Razzies
Madonna, nominated for 6 "achievements" - winner of 4 Razzies

Is there even a question? Well, maybe Madonna. Imho, J-Lo doesn't really belong, here. I swear she gets so much unwarranted hate, but whatever.
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I tell them n*ggers mind they biz, but they don't hear me though.
 
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