:damn:Ok....this is my first post bitches; and it comes from my 4ft by 2.45ft thrown in the gorgeous town of Garner, NC. Some call it a shitter; I call it my dynasty...prounounced (Die-Nasty: for the smell it sometimes has that resembles a gas station bathroom after a trucker has dawned his 20oz Sirloin Steak he ate 3 hours ago for only $3.99). This is live....from the shitter version 1.
* First of all, everyone needs to get off Matt Ryans jock; listen he may be able to throw a football okay...but the dude jerks off like 3 times a day to Micheal Vick posters with Lawyer Milloy holding his nuts...definately not Rookie of the Year material..more like Taint Bag of the Year..ok that works..
* Ricky Williams has shown a sudden boost of speed, which is very compelling after knowing for a fact that the Mary Jane slows you down. I believe we need to check the "sugar" Ricky is putting in his Soy Ultra Latte'. He is now on cocaine which is not good with the "substance abuse" committee; but he also is a nut holder for "Rodger Goodells gay intern" so we don't want to let Stewart Scott get ahold of that kind of baby do we?
* Finally, to the smoldering Piles of Shit known as the detroit Lions, you will be taken from the nightclub, drugged and raped like the 23 year old white trash sluts that you are this afternoon. I would be in attendance for this ANAL RAPING you and "Leigh Bodden: more like Lick Bottoms" will recieve...If it weren't for this oddly placed BLEMISH on my lip. I knew that the fact she was "18" didn't seem right; what kind of "18" year old Runaways hang out at Truck Stop mens rooms......
Until Next week you douchebags....Remember..
Sit High, Shit Fast, Wipe Great, Cum Last!
-The Myth