William Perry: 'The Fridge is Broken'

[jeffx]

Man, this shit is fucked up. Sad story.

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcnorth/post/_/id/24104/william-perry-the-fridge-is-broken

 

[CCBrink]

Damn, didn't know he had Gullian-Barre Syndrome. I was diagnosed with it in March of 09. Luckily I fully recovered from it by that December.

 

[steeljake]

I want to feel bad for him, but he is wallowing in his misery and drinking. I just cant feel bad for someone who will not lift a finger to help themselves. it is a sad story indeed.

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

His wife needs to piss in his corn flakes, she'll see how fast a 400 lbs. fridge can run then.

 

[Buzzman]

so he's a lazy fuck? WHy write a story on this.

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

so he's a lazy fuck? WHy write a story on this.

My first thought is that this is a fucked up story by a fucked up journalist that just wants to fuck with the Fridge.

But maybe, just maybe the writer made the short story to motivate somebody. Either to motivate the Fridge, or to expose him to the world to motivate somebody to intercede.

 

[ryne candy]

I was feeling sad for a former Bears until I hear him say how he drinks a little when the doctor told him to give up beer all together. If he survives this year...my #1 choice for Celeb Death Pool 2012.

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

I was feeling sad for a former Bears until I hear him say how he drinks a little when the doctor told him to give up beer all together. If he survives this year...my #1 choice for Celeb Death Pool 2012.

Who's your #1 choice for Celeb Death Pool 2011?

 

[jms493]

stop feeding the beast!

 

[Champ]

Damn that sucks.

 

[NAHSTE]

He should definitely check out the Nate Newton story that was just on Real Sports.

But yeah, these "ex-NFL player is not doing so hot" stories are becoming like "man bites dog" or "politician fucks prostitutes". They are among the least surprising stories ever told.

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

He should definitely check out the Nate Newton story that was just on Real Sports.

But yeah, these "ex-NFL player is not doing so hot" stories are becoming like "man bites dog" or "politician fucks prostitutes". They are among the least surprising stories ever told.

Or "man bites prostitues" or "Politician fucks dog". It does happen.

 

[steeljake]

what do you know, a bleeding heart canuck groans me for saying i dont feel sorry for mr. perry....

 

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

I dont get it.
How does he have money to eat enough to maintain his 400 lb weight.
That and he can afford liquor ?

Maybe theres a part 2 but part 1 sure doesnt tickle my sympathy bone.

 

[Deviant]

My first thought is that this is a fucked up story by a fucked up journalist that just wants to fuck with the Fridge.

But maybe, just maybe the writer made the short story to motivate somebody. Either to motivate the Fridge, or to expose him to the world to motivate somebody to intercede.

I have a feeling this was written because of B.J. Raji's touchdown three weeks ago in which was called "The Freezer". Someone probably wanted to do a report and ask "The Fridge" for his thoughts on it and instead found out that he had this problem.

 

[killgod]

Gullian Barre Syndrome?

Isn't that otherwise known as the Krump Dance?

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

I have a feeling this was written because of B.J. Raji's touchdown three weeks ago in which was called "The Freezer". Someone probably wanted to do a report and ask "The Fridge" for his thoughts on it and instead found out that he had this problem.

Sounds like a douche who couldn't find another story to print. The second I discover the fridge in this state I'm dropping that story. It's just a dick move IMO.