I think when Bill Self makes his "pitch" to the Henrys tonight it will go something like this:
"BILLY SELF HERE WITH AN AMAZING NEW OPPORTUNITY WITH THE KANSAS JAYHAWKS! EVER HAVE TROUBLE GETTING PLAYING TIME AS A FRESHMAN? WELL, HERE IS YOUR CHANCE! I'M THROWING IN 19 WHOLE MINUTES OF PLAYING TIME EVERY GAME! THAT'S 19 QUALITY MINUTES FOR YOU TO SHOW YOUR SKILLS TO THE WORLD!
"BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! ACT NOW AND I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER! 38 MINUTES OF PLAYING TIME EVERY GAME! THAT'S A 19 MINUTE VALUE, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
"WAIT, I'M NOT DONE YET! WE'LL EVEN THROW IN A ROSTER SPOT FOR YOUR BROTHER! AND BECAUSE THE YANKEES ARE PAYING HIS WAY, THERE'S NO SHIPPING AND HANDLING! THAT'S 38 MINUTES OF PLAYING TIME, AND A FREE ROSTER SPOT FOR YOUR BROTHER, ALL IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW!"
(no disrespect intended, of course)