Top Excuses To Play Madden

[Poundtherock]

Honey, it keeps me young and energetic, you know what I mean. hehe.

I don't go to tittie bars!

Your Mother no longer comes to visit!

[Tengo Juego]

*doesn't have a girlfriend*

Its a good thing...and a bad thing.

[DSpydr84]

"It keeps my dick away from your sister."

[Realist]

"Why don't you play with me so we can spend sometime together" More than likely she'll say no and will leave you alone.

Reverse psychology....

[DoubleDeuce]

What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP! I play Madden now bitch, shut the fuck up! Get in the kitchen make me some pancakes

[G-men]

What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP! I play Madden now bitch, shut the fuck up! Get in the kitchen make me some pancakes

1) this is how i keep in touch with my long distance friends
2)you got your DS to play,so we can play video games together
3)I'll take you to Olive Garden as soon as I'm done
4)well,since you not giving me none,i need to blow off some steam!

neither of you would actually have the balls to say these

[Matt10]

No need for excuses here, my lady rocks. Just gotta make sure to do things for her when she's not expecting it ;)

[windy city]

No excuses needed, my wife dont trip when im Ballin in the Man's Room......I just take care of my buisnes and its all good......................Been mrried for 10 years now as long as i'm not in the streets its all gravy.lol