What to expect when playing Dave...

[dave]

If I use the Philadelphia Eagles, I play like the Eagles. Which means:

A) A ton of shotgun. Chances are you will see it right away. That's how I roll.
My shotgun is realistic, I don't play New England football all game. I play Eagles ball.
B) Blitzes ... and more than you expect. I respect the Jim Johnson D and will never stray from that.
C) Brian Westbrook - he's my main guy. Thank you BigHerm. But I will never cheese you with him. If I feel I've overused him in the first half, I'll cut back.
D) PAUSES - I like my beer, which means beer pees. If you want a game with me, you have to deal with that.
E) A callout if you play like a fag - I want you to play like the team you're using. If you don't like that, don't ask me to play. Simple enough.
F) Sportsmanship - if you're up 31-0 with 1:18 left to play, fucking kneel. Only guy who gets a pass here is Izzy. Izzy is a different cat. If you accuse me of playing favoritism, so be it. Izzy is my boy.

[PP]

are u drunk bc no1 cares

[Blade]

Ummm........the Eagles don't use the Shotgun that much at all. How are you playing like the Eagles? The increased use of it from close to nothing to 10% of the plays in the last 2 years. For Reid's first 8 years, you could count the number of times they used shotgun in a season on one hand.

[red33]

Ummm........the Eagles don't use the Shotgun that much at all. How are you playing like the Eagles? The increased use of it from close to nothing to 10% of the plays in the last 2 years. For Reid's first 8 years, you could count the number of times they used shotgun in a season on one hand.

shhhh this is daves thread and this is how he plays.

when u play me you will wildcats and bears on the field.

[steeljake]

i need to play dave.

[BigBucs]

Only thing I expect from playing Dave is a W.

[Sharkweather]

This thread had great drama potential... until I saw who started it.

[Realist]

another thread with rules...

[strahanfan92]

Ummm........the Eagles don't use the Shotgun that much at all. How are you playing like the Eagles? The increased use of it from close to nothing to 10% of the plays in the last 2 years. For Reid's first 8 years, you could count the number of times they used shotgun in a season on one hand.

Yeah Reid usually doesn't have 75% of his plays on the first drive in shotgun last time I checked.

Only thing I expect from playing Dave is a W.

Be careful, last time I said that he said he would never play me again.

[dave]

Be careful, last time I said that he said he would never play me again.

BigBucs is a proven MM vet. He will never have a problem getting a game vs. yours truly.
His cred is A+.

[BigBucs]

Dave know what it is. I never Malcom Xed him.... By any means necessary.