Dave's PS Online Power Rankings (Aug. 24 edition)

[OnlyOneBeerLeft]

Time for you to make a name for yourself and create a ratings thread like this based on all the key ratings.

Contribute something real to the community, other than whining for respect from these ratings.

I am working on it right now, but eh.... just so I dont let you down I'd like to continue whining http://www.virtualsportsnetwork.com/...ad.php?t=32550

Everybody other then Izzy that have played has me in that convo....I'm not sayin, im just saying lol

[OnlyOneBeerLeft]

Hi Dave... Look, no hands! lol

[dave]

NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

RANKINGS ARE CLOSED.

[Herm]

radio edit here

[x0xHumblex0x]

DAVE'S POWER RANKINGS

1. Dasackartist 14-1
Last week: 1
He remains the #1 guy in the rankings. There's little doubt he's the best on the boards right now, though I look forward to his first game with Mobbdeep.
Key wins: Onlyonebeerleft, Fisker, MMChargersfan
Loss: TheSecondComing
Primary team: Oakland

2. Mobbdeep 18-2
LW: 7
Mobb jumped five spots with his performance this week. He went 14-1 with his Eagles. He's playing quality opponents, but has yet to play DSA or Zeus.
Key wins: Tomatoketchup, Houtz, BossAZ
Losses: Quietstorm, Fisker
Primary team: Philadelphia

3. SC_Zeus 34-8
LW: 2
If power ranking points were given out for games played, Zeus would never leave the top spot. This guy must wear adult diapers while playing Madden, like an old lady sticking to a slot machine in Vegas. Anyway, this guy continues to rack up the wins and it's hard to not put him in the top three. He needs a rematch with DSA if he has any hope of moving up the rankings.
Key wins: Windy City, Quietstorm, MMChargersfan, Onlyonebeer
Losses: DSA, BigHerm, Fisker
Team: Oakland and a little Minnesota

4. Windy City 11-3
LW: 5
Windy climbs in the rankings despite two losses this week. Quietstorm is Windy's kryptonite - The Redskins hold a 2-1 lead in their rivalry. Quietstorm isn't helping Windy in these rankings.
Key wins: Sabo, Staylorownzu, Premierplayer
Losses: SCZeus, Quietstorm
Team: Chicago

5. Fisker 9-4
LW: 6
Gets the edge over guys with more wins because of wins over Mobbdeep and SCZeus. He also clubbed another top 10 guy Tomatoketchup. This guy is for real, he just needs to play more.
Key wins: Mobbdeep, SCZeus
Losses: DSA, BossAZ
Team: NFL

6. Houtz 16-6
LW: Not ranked
Houtz has done a great job with an average team. Two big wins over the talented Staylorownzu, one over Tomatoketchup and a one-point loss to Mobbdeep. He's forgiven for barely pulling off a win vs. the lousy Dave.
Key wins: Tomatoketchup, Staylorownzu, TimsGiants
Key losses: Tami, Mobbdeep, Helicopter
Team: Miami

7. Onlyonebeerleft 22-11
LW: 9
May get taken off suicide watch with a two-point jump in this week's rankings. Took a 24-0 beating from Tami's Cowboys. Went 13-6 this week. Like I said, not elite. Oops, there goes that suicide watch thing.
Key wins: Mcstl, BigHerm
Key losses: SCZeus, Tami, TimsGiants
Team: NFL

8. Tomatoketchup 20-11
LW: 8
Is having a solid run with his Cards, but needs to patch up his D. He's allowing over 20 points a game. Big win over Flawless, but needs more games against the top 5 or 7 on this board to build his rep.
Key wins: Flawless, BossAZ
Key losses: Bomberooski, Mobbdeep
Team: Arizona

9. TheSecondComing 7-2
LW: Not ranked
While it was only DSA's first game, The SecondComing can say he was the guy to bust DSA's cherry. This guy is a tough player to beat, but needs to play more and step up his competition.
Key wins: DSA, Boss AZ
Key losses: Umflhs22tuff, Helicopter
Team: Miami or Arizona

10. DanTheMan 8-3
LW: Not ranked
You better have a good record with a username like this. He barely squeaks in, but 8-3 is a solid record. Needs to play more and step up his competition.
Key wins: Jagsfan, Premierplayer
Key losses UMFLHS22Tuff
Team: N.Y. Giants

On the outside looking in:
TimsGiants (13-6) - Last week he was #4, this week he drops out because his record simply isn't good enough with a team like the Giants.
BigHerm (17-12) - I like the quality of Herm's opposition and his ability to beat top 10 guys, but his W-L keeps him outside.
UMFLHS22TUFF (16-9) - This guy is on the cusp, but nine losses hurt him.
Realist (6-1) - Didn't qualify because he failed to reach the minimum games played requirement which is eight. It's a shame too, because he likely would have made top 5. He has a win over Fisker and uses the lousy Niners exclusively.

NEXT WEEK'S MINIMUM GAME REQUIREMENT: 15

Dave you need to do one of these again.......

[dave]

Wow. Talk about time capsules. I remember stopping these because so some people were getting vagina hurt by the rankings ... especially OOBL.

[PP]

go fuck ur cat.

[dave]

go fuck ur cat.

Sorry for not putting you in the top 10. See what I mean?

[Realist]

Realist (6-1) - Didn't qualify because he failed to reach the minimum games played requirement which is eight. It's a shame too, because he likely would have made top 5. He has a win over Fisker and uses the lousy Niners exclusively.

[dave]

I may consider doing this for 2-2-0 because it's fun to write. I like to write.

But some of the judgement calls I make are kinda blind, because in the old days I play everyone and knew everyone. These days, I can only judge some guys.

Hell ... I'm not even sure I've ever played Realist.

[x0xHumblex0x]

you can always do it as games continue using stats, records and schedule strength as a measuring tool....

Sent from x0xHumblex0x's Samsung GALAXY Note II;
MFer

[Realist]

I may consider doing this for 2-2-0 because it's fun to write. I like to write.

But some of the judgement calls I make are kinda blind, because in the old days I play everyone and knew everyone. These days, I can only judge some guys.

Hell ... I'm not even sure I've ever played Realist.

you haven't

[dave]

you haven't

We should play one night, just a regular game, so I can get a clue about you.

[Realist]

We should play one night, just a regular game, so I can get a clue about you.

We can. I just wont show all of my tricks. Especially since we play this season in 220

[dave]

We can. I just wont show all of my tricks. Especially since we play this season in 220

I'll just wait until then. No point in playing you non-league if you're gonna be a bitch and hold back.