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  • dave
    Go the fuck outside
    • Oct 2008
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    Dave's PS Online Power Rankings (Aug. 24 edition)

    DAVE'S POWER RANKINGS

    1. Dasackartist 14-1
    Last week: 1
    He remains the #1 guy in the rankings. There's little doubt he's the best on the boards right now, though I look forward to his first game with Mobbdeep.
    Key wins: Onlyonebeerleft, Fisker, MMChargersfan
    Loss: TheSecondComing
    Primary team: Oakland

    2. Mobbdeep 18-2
    LW: 7
    Mobb jumped five spots with his performance this week. He went 14-1 with his Eagles. He's playing quality opponents, but has yet to play DSA or Zeus.
    Key wins: Tomatoketchup, Houtz, BossAZ
    Losses: Quietstorm, Fisker
    Primary team: Philadelphia

    3. SC_Zeus 34-8
    LW: 2
    If power ranking points were given out for games played, Zeus would never leave the top spot. This guy must wear adult diapers while playing Madden, like an old lady sticking to a slot machine in Vegas. Anyway, this guy continues to rack up the wins and it's hard to not put him in the top three. He needs a rematch with DSA if he has any hope of moving up the rankings.
    Key wins: Windy City, Quietstorm, MMChargersfan, Onlyonebeer
    Losses: DSA, BigHerm, Fisker
    Team: Oakland and a little Minnesota

    4. Windy City 11-3

    LW: 5
    Windy climbs in the rankings despite two losses this week. Quietstorm is Windy's kryptonite - The Redskins hold a 2-1 lead in their rivalry. Quietstorm isn't helping Windy in these rankings.
    Key wins: Sabo, Staylorownzu, Premierplayer
    Losses: SCZeus, Quietstorm
    Team: Chicago

    5. Fisker 9-4
    LW: 6
    Gets the edge over guys with more wins because of wins over Mobbdeep and SCZeus. He also clubbed another top 10 guy Tomatoketchup. This guy is for real, he just needs to play more.
    Key wins: Mobbdeep, SCZeus
    Losses: DSA, BossAZ
    Team: NFL

    6. Houtz 16-6
    LW: Not ranked
    Houtz has done a great job with an average team. Two big wins over the talented Staylorownzu, one over Tomatoketchup and a one-point loss to Mobbdeep. He's forgiven for barely pulling off a win vs. the lousy Dave.
    Key wins: Tomatoketchup, Staylorownzu, TimsGiants
    Key losses: Tami, Mobbdeep, Helicopter
    Team: Miami

    7. Onlyonebeerleft 22-11
    LW: 9
    May get taken off suicide watch with a two-point jump in this week's rankings. Took a 24-0 beating from Tami's Cowboys. Went 13-6 this week. Like I said, not elite. Oops, there goes that suicide watch thing.
    Key wins: Mcstl, BigHerm
    Key losses: SCZeus, Tami, TimsGiants
    Team: NFL

    8. Tomatoketchup 20-11

    LW: 8
    Is having a solid run with his Cards, but needs to patch up his D. He's allowing over 20 points a game. Big win over Flawless, but needs more games against the top 5 or 7 on this board to build his rep.
    Key wins: Flawless, BossAZ
    Key losses: Bomberooski, Mobbdeep
    Team: Arizona

    9. TheSecondComing 7-2
    LW: Not ranked
    While it was only DSA's first game, The SecondComing can say he was the guy to bust DSA's cherry. This guy is a tough player to beat, but needs to play more and step up his competition.
    Key wins: DSA, Boss AZ
    Key losses: Umflhs22tuff, Helicopter
    Team: Miami or Arizona

    10. DanTheMan 8-3

    LW: Not ranked
    You better have a good record with a username like this. He barely squeaks in, but 8-3 is a solid record. Needs to play more and step up his competition.
    Key wins: Jagsfan, Premierplayer
    Key losses UMFLHS22Tuff
    Team: N.Y. Giants

    On the outside looking in:
    TimsGiants (13-6) - Last week he was #4, this week he drops out because his record simply isn't good enough with a team like the Giants.
    BigHerm (17-12) - I like the quality of Herm's opposition and his ability to beat top 10 guys, but his W-L keeps him outside.
    UMFLHS22TUFF (16-9) - This guy is on the cusp, but nine losses hurt him.
    Realist (6-1) - Didn't qualify because he failed to reach the minimum games played requirement which is eight. It's a shame too, because he likely would have made top 5. He has a win over Fisker and uses the lousy Niners exclusively.

    NEXT WEEK'S MINIMUM GAME REQUIREMENT: 15
    Last edited by dave; 08-23-2009, 02:25 PM.
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  • OnlyOneBeerLeft
    Fuck em
    • Oct 2008
    • 10430

    #2

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    • mobbdeep1122
      I just win
      • May 2009
      • 1549

      #3
      Good work, Dave.

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      • OnlyOneBeerLeft
        Fuck em
        • Oct 2008
        • 10430

        #4
        I didn't beat Timsgiants, he beat me by 2 so it wont be a key win, prob key loss. Meh...

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        • SHOGUN
          4 WR 1 RB 0 TE. 24/7/365.
          • Jul 2009
          • 11416

          #5
          LOL. I still don't think I'm that good, but it's nice to still be on the board.

           
          "Sometimes I just want to be with my family and watch movie and eat some popcorn. But when I step on the mat I know there is no other place I'd rather be." - Marcelo Garcia

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          • dave
            Go the fuck outside
            • Oct 2008
            • 15492

            #6
            Originally posted by OnlyOneBeerLeft
            I didn't beat Timsgiants, he beat me by 2 so it wont be a key win, prob key loss. Meh...
            Fixed. I'm sure there will be a boner or two every week.
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            • dave
              Go the fuck outside
              • Oct 2008
              • 15492

              #7
              REMEMBER

              You need 15 games played to qualify for next week's rankings.
              I don't think it's fair to have guys in the rankings who don't play very much.
              And at this point, I think 15 is about right.
              It was originally going to be 12, but most of the guys have long since passed that mark.
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              • Boss AZ
                Hi Haters
                • Feb 2009
                • 1689

                #8
                Originally posted by houtz
                Your spread offense is disgusting. And by disgusting I mean sick. You're a good player.
                :withstupid:


                Good stuff Dave.

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                • JOHNNYTHECLOWN
                  WAAAASSSSUUUUP
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 3422

                  #9
                  Originally posted by houtz
                  Your spread offense is disgusting. And by disgusting I mean sick. You're a good player.
                  yes Noble was my first '10 game and i didn't think he'd be as good as he was... being that he was one of those Soap Boxers back in the day rather than a madden player

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                  • OnlyOneBeerLeft
                    Fuck em
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 10430

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JOHNNYTHECLOWN
                    yes Noble was my first '10 game and i didn't think he'd be as good as he was... being that he was one of those Soap Boxers back in the day rather than a madden player
                    you didn't think I'd be very good either tho

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                    • Bomberooski
                      #GoHawks
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 10474

                      #11
                      Great stuff dave.
                      I give rep not thanks
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                      • JOHNNYTHECLOWN
                        WAAAASSSSUUUUP
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 3422

                        #12
                        Originally posted by OnlyOneBeerLeft
                        you didn't think I'd be very good either tho
                        trust me - once i get my PB down, it'll be lights out.

                        i always start madden seasons out slow... then i'll get into a nice rhythm and then i'll fall back out of it, right around when leagues head to the playoffs.... :/

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                        • Realist
                          Junior Member
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 6057

                          #13
                          I doubt I ever meet the requirements for games played lol. Especially if they leave the speed the way it is now. Thanks for the shout out tho :drunk:
                          Last edited by Realist; 08-23-2009, 04:30 PM.

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                          • MVP1991
                            The Man
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 2342

                            #14
                            Got some respect.

                            I would have played more games this weekend but the slow gameplay online turned me off.

                            The Golden Turducken
                            Season 1: 11-5 (Super Bowl Champion)
                            Season 2: 12-4 (NFC West Champion)

                            Season 3: 9-4

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                            • dave
                              Go the fuck outside
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 15492

                              #15
                              Just play it and get used to it. It's not that big a deal.
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