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Did em tonight because I'm bored. Sue me.
OOBL, you're on a lifeline. I put you in them because your record is solid.
If I hear too much complaining this week, that's it.
Getting tired of your schoolyard kid act.
Grow the fuck up.
DAVE'S POWER RANKINGS
1. Dasackartist 17-1
Last week: 1
Only played three games, but won them all - as usual.
Key wins: Onlyonebeerleft, Fisker, MMChargersfan
Loss: TheSecondComing
Primary team: Oakland
2. Realist 13-2
LW: Unranked
This is an outstanding record, especially considering all the games were with the San Francisco 49ers. He absolutely destroyed SCZeus 37-0 - though to be fair to Zeus, he was using the unfamiliar Bills. That said, the Bills are a better Madden team than San Francisco, thus Realist's incredible debut in the top 10.
Key wins: SCZeus, Boody
Key loss: TomatoKetchup
Primary team: San Francisco
3. SC_Zeus 45-12
LW: 3
SCZeus' 45-31 win over Mobbdeep puts him ahead of the Eagles' fan this week
Key wins: Mobbdeep Windy City, Quietstorm, MMChargersfan, Onlyonebeer
Losses: DSA, BigHerm, Fisker
Team: Oakland and a little Minnesota
4. Mobbdeep 28-5
LW: 2
Went 10-3 this week - great by any account - but his loss to Zeus really hurt him in the rankings. Getting thumped by Red's Rams didn't help him either.
Key wins: Tomatoketchup, Houtz, BossAZ
Losses: Quietstorm, Fisker, MMRed
Primary team: Philadelphia
5. Onlyonebeerleft 33-12
LW: 7
Went 11-1 this week. Changed my mind about keeping him in this. Just lighten the fuck up, Beer.
Key wins: Mcstl, BigHerm
Key losses: SCZeus, Tami, TimsGiants
Team: Settling into Raiders and Giants as his teams
6. GangstaEStyle 24-10
LW: Unranked
Another newcomer to the power rankings, GangstaEStyle is off to a great start to the season. A very str8 player.
Key wins: Houtz, SCZeus
Key losses: Mobbdeep, Quietstorm, MMGuatheat
Team: Minnesota, N.Y. Jets
7. Houtz 22-8
LW: 6
Went 6-2 this week and fell a spot in the rankings. Go figure. Thank fucking Christ he isn't OnlyOneBeer or I'd never hear the end of it. His loss to Gangsta hurt him.
Key wins: Tomatoketchup, Staylorownzu, TimsGiants
Key losses: Tami, Mobbdeep, Helicopter, GangstaEStyle
Team: Miami
8. TimsGiants 15-6
LW: Unranked
Tim returns to the top ten almost by default. He went 2-0 this week. Hardly the stuff of legends, but his record is solid and top 10 worthy.
Key wins: OnlyOneBeerLeft, Flawless, Windy City
Key losses: MmDave, Staylorownzu, Houtz
Team: N.Y. Giants
9. Windy City 16-7
LW: 4
A horrid 4-4 record this week and a plea to be removed from the top 10. Sadly, Windy stays here ... but for how long is anyone's guess. Quietstorm is in his head.
Key wins: Sabo, Staylorownzu, Premierplayer
Losses: SCZeus, Quietstorm, Realist
Team: Chicago
10. MMRed 9-6
LW: Unranked
Red is getting it done with a lousy team (St. Louis) and playing quality opponents. He barely made the games played requirement, but did. Welcome to the top 10 Red.
Key wins: Mobbdeep
Key losses: Izzy, BossAZ
ON THE CUSP:
Krulmichael 15-7 - Close, but no cigar. Even a small run will get him in, because he uses the Lions 90% of the time.
Tomatoketchup 26-15 - This was a tough omission. He had an average week and it came down to him and Red. I gave it to Red because of the team he uses.
UMFLHS22TUFF 19-14 - Another guys who's been on the cusp for weeks. Like Herm, he needs a run.
BigHerm 21-18 - Herm is playing a lot and playing well. Just not good enough to crack top 10 yet. Needs a run.
DIDN'T MEET GAMES PLAYED REQUIREMENT:
Fisker 9-5
TheSecondComing 11-3 - Would have been top 10 for sure
DanTheMan 8-3
NEXT WEEK'S MINIMUM GAME REQUIREMENT: 20
DEADLINE TO GET THOSE GAMES IN: Sunday, Sept. 6 midnight EST
OOBL, you're on a lifeline. I put you in them because your record is solid.
If I hear too much complaining this week, that's it.
Getting tired of your schoolyard kid act.
Grow the fuck up.
DAVE'S POWER RANKINGS
1. Dasackartist 17-1
Last week: 1
Only played three games, but won them all - as usual.
Key wins: Onlyonebeerleft, Fisker, MMChargersfan
Loss: TheSecondComing
Primary team: Oakland
2. Realist 13-2
LW: Unranked
This is an outstanding record, especially considering all the games were with the San Francisco 49ers. He absolutely destroyed SCZeus 37-0 - though to be fair to Zeus, he was using the unfamiliar Bills. That said, the Bills are a better Madden team than San Francisco, thus Realist's incredible debut in the top 10.
Key wins: SCZeus, Boody
Key loss: TomatoKetchup
Primary team: San Francisco
3. SC_Zeus 45-12
LW: 3
SCZeus' 45-31 win over Mobbdeep puts him ahead of the Eagles' fan this week
Key wins: Mobbdeep Windy City, Quietstorm, MMChargersfan, Onlyonebeer
Losses: DSA, BigHerm, Fisker
Team: Oakland and a little Minnesota
4. Mobbdeep 28-5
LW: 2
Went 10-3 this week - great by any account - but his loss to Zeus really hurt him in the rankings. Getting thumped by Red's Rams didn't help him either.
Key wins: Tomatoketchup, Houtz, BossAZ
Losses: Quietstorm, Fisker, MMRed
Primary team: Philadelphia
5. Onlyonebeerleft 33-12
LW: 7
Went 11-1 this week. Changed my mind about keeping him in this. Just lighten the fuck up, Beer.
Key wins: Mcstl, BigHerm
Key losses: SCZeus, Tami, TimsGiants
Team: Settling into Raiders and Giants as his teams
6. GangstaEStyle 24-10
LW: Unranked
Another newcomer to the power rankings, GangstaEStyle is off to a great start to the season. A very str8 player.
Key wins: Houtz, SCZeus
Key losses: Mobbdeep, Quietstorm, MMGuatheat
Team: Minnesota, N.Y. Jets
7. Houtz 22-8
LW: 6
Went 6-2 this week and fell a spot in the rankings. Go figure. Thank fucking Christ he isn't OnlyOneBeer or I'd never hear the end of it. His loss to Gangsta hurt him.
Key wins: Tomatoketchup, Staylorownzu, TimsGiants
Key losses: Tami, Mobbdeep, Helicopter, GangstaEStyle
Team: Miami
8. TimsGiants 15-6
LW: Unranked
Tim returns to the top ten almost by default. He went 2-0 this week. Hardly the stuff of legends, but his record is solid and top 10 worthy.
Key wins: OnlyOneBeerLeft, Flawless, Windy City
Key losses: MmDave, Staylorownzu, Houtz
Team: N.Y. Giants
9. Windy City 16-7
LW: 4
A horrid 4-4 record this week and a plea to be removed from the top 10. Sadly, Windy stays here ... but for how long is anyone's guess. Quietstorm is in his head.
Key wins: Sabo, Staylorownzu, Premierplayer
Losses: SCZeus, Quietstorm, Realist
Team: Chicago
10. MMRed 9-6
LW: Unranked
Red is getting it done with a lousy team (St. Louis) and playing quality opponents. He barely made the games played requirement, but did. Welcome to the top 10 Red.
Key wins: Mobbdeep
Key losses: Izzy, BossAZ
ON THE CUSP:
Krulmichael 15-7 - Close, but no cigar. Even a small run will get him in, because he uses the Lions 90% of the time.
Tomatoketchup 26-15 - This was a tough omission. He had an average week and it came down to him and Red. I gave it to Red because of the team he uses.
UMFLHS22TUFF 19-14 - Another guys who's been on the cusp for weeks. Like Herm, he needs a run.
BigHerm 21-18 - Herm is playing a lot and playing well. Just not good enough to crack top 10 yet. Needs a run.
DIDN'T MEET GAMES PLAYED REQUIREMENT:
Fisker 9-5
TheSecondComing 11-3 - Would have been top 10 for sure
DanTheMan 8-3
NEXT WEEK'S MINIMUM GAME REQUIREMENT: 20
DEADLINE TO GET THOSE GAMES IN: Sunday, Sept. 6 midnight EST
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