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What is wrong with these douchebags? What possess someone to "play" the game by laying down in a corner and waiting for someone to wander in front of them, so they can inevitably miss? I hate to break it too you, but it's not enemy at the gates, it isn't sniper and it doesn't make you ultra talented to "snipe."
Yet, whenever you fire up a FPS half the room is dressed in leaves and looking for a place to lay down. After repeatedly blwoing their cover because they can't hit water from a boat they proceed to curse every other player as a "fuckin noob" because they used a grenade launcher.
Because, of course, sniping requries immense skills that the fucking noob tubing loser can't possess. These skills involve learning the map, laying down and waiting for someone to spawn into their scope.
And of course, placing the C-4, which lead to some of the most skilled kills on the map.
The score and gametype are irrelevant to the sniper. Capture the flag, headquarters, it doesn't matter. There will be 7 tool's crowding around a window lining the building with mines. Sure, the other team might have planted the bomb 5 consecutive times, but somebody has to lock down courtyard in the middle of the map nobody has ran through since the game came out. And, of course, counter-sniping is of incredible importance.
I just want to thank those brave snipers who tirelessly camp the spawn point, fill the map with mines and yell BOOM! HEADSHOT! once they finally hit someone.
Yet, whenever you fire up a FPS half the room is dressed in leaves and looking for a place to lay down. After repeatedly blwoing their cover because they can't hit water from a boat they proceed to curse every other player as a "fuckin noob" because they used a grenade launcher.
Because, of course, sniping requries immense skills that the fucking noob tubing loser can't possess. These skills involve learning the map, laying down and waiting for someone to spawn into their scope.
And of course, placing the C-4, which lead to some of the most skilled kills on the map.
The score and gametype are irrelevant to the sniper. Capture the flag, headquarters, it doesn't matter. There will be 7 tool's crowding around a window lining the building with mines. Sure, the other team might have planted the bomb 5 consecutive times, but somebody has to lock down courtyard in the middle of the map nobody has ran through since the game came out. And, of course, counter-sniping is of incredible importance.
I just want to thank those brave snipers who tirelessly camp the spawn point, fill the map with mines and yell BOOM! HEADSHOT! once they finally hit someone.
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