Borderlands 2

[Maynard]

What happened to me today is the reason we should always stream. SUCH BOOLLLLLSHURRRT.

explain?

Wildlife Exploitation Reserve....holy shitballs that was tough with two people.

i was doing the roland mission and came up to that fat mechanic in dust. there was a dude offering a side quest on the side of the building. He had me go beat on some airmen and collect vollyballs. That was a fucking bitch hard mission. It said it was normal difficulty but fuck man, between the flying airmen and the rage dudes i was getting my ass hammered.

[Maynard]

took a few more pics from the pc.

Sexy

 

i just took these for the colors...the water looked cool as fuck

 

one of my favorite characters

 

[Swarley]

Anybody who wouldn't want that panda as a tattoo in the middle of their chest is God dammed liar.

[Handleit_44]

explain?

We fast traveled to Sanctuary and he saw a chest (which happened to be the Golden Key Chest) and he opened it immediately w/o hesitation.


His reaction over the mic was priceless.

[Rylo]

Worst day o' muh life.

[KNUBB]

Worst day o' muh life.

Better hop on twitter and follow pitchford. He is posting codes for 10 Golden Keys

[JayDizzle]

-My John Marston Revolver is TITTAYS
-tiny Teena is fuking hilarious[ Ba-DONK-a-DONKS n her FYNE Bitches LMAO]
-The Casino in the middle of the Dust is the greatest Casino EVER made
-EVERY mission objective is located within Twigg's Butthole
-Fukin' Rylo
-Knubb's mom n sis are all we tlk about
- 2 Sirens + Bomber's Turret = BANDIT GENOCIDE
- Mordecai was Drunk the Entire Time
-Swarley was humbled in a duel as Bomber showed why he is THE DIRTIEST PLAYER IN THE GAME
-The Easter egg references in this game are hilarious
- Handsome Jack is a Magnificent Bastard
- FUCK THAT CUNT....she knows who she is..

One of the greatest co-op nights ever. A few more:

- Swarley and the dillema of the Panda Tattoo
- Twigg only plays co-op so that other people can do the missions for him
- Everyday I'm Dizzling
- Modems from The Dolla G are just not Borderlands 2 material

I love that I'm the topic of conversation when I'm not even playing the game with you guys.

Twigg goes down like cheap hookers and scotch if the scent of a Badass wafts through the air.

Doubly so if his Turret targets the wrong man.

I'd love to hear what classes you guys prefer when you play other than Burger as Axton.

[Twigg4075]

One of the greatest co-op nights ever. A few more:

- Swarley and the dillema of the Panda Tattoo
- Twigg only plays co-op so that other people can do the missions for him
- Everyday I'm Dizzling
- Modems from The Dolla G are just not Borderlands 2 material

Not at all. God forbid I want to play through actual missions instead of pulling handles on virtual slot machines all night long.

And LOL that you were able to blow through the Top Gun mission like you were some boss. You were what, three levels higher than I was? I would hope so.

I've come to the conclusion that if you actually want to play through the game it's best to play with the PS3 guys and deal with Dizzle's loot whoring. All the 360 guys want to do is gamble and fuck around. I'm all about smoking and joking a bit but it gets old when two hours later these fucking clowns are still just pulling levers on a slot machine to get green and blue weapons. Hooray!

[Swarley]

it gets old when two hours later these fucking clowns are still just pulling levers

LOL, nothing like a bit of over exaggerating.

[Bomberooski]

Not at all. God forbid I want to play through actual missions instead of pulling handles on virtual slot machines all night long.

And LOL that you were able to blow through the Top Gun mission like you were some boss. You were what, three levels higher than I was? I would hope so.

I've come to the conclusion that if you actually want to play through the game it's best to play with the PS3 guys and deal with Dizzle's loot whoring. All the 360 guys want to do is gamble and fuck around. I'm all about smoking and joking a bit but it gets old when two hours later these fucking clowns are still just pulling levers on a slot machine to get green and blue weapons. Hooray!

Always emotional. You will be missed... maybe.

[Twigg4075]

LOL, nothing like a bit of over exaggerating.

I'm sorry, was it only 1 1/5 hours?

I honestly have no idea why I showed you guys the slot machine in the desert. Dumbest idea ever.

Even on that mission where Bomber was running things "Like a BOSS" with his over leveled character, both you and Med were just pulling away at the slot machine. And as Bomber is just running through the mission I'm getting bombed by those flying vehicles incessantly and of course killed several times. Bomber is too far ahead trying to race through so he can get back to his precious slot machine while you and Med are still there fucking around.

Much less headache inducing solo IMO.

[Bomberooski]

I'm sorry, was it only 1 1/5 hours?

I honest;y have no idea why I showed you guys the slot machine on the desert. Dumbest idea ever.

Jay, you run too tight of a ship on PS3. We would like to give you back Twigg in exchange for a player to be named later. We are too busy having fun with our play through to babysit.

PS. Twigg, when you get done with Jay and want to laugh and have fun you will be welcomed back with open arms. Beat the game first though with FOOT.

[Bomberooski]

So this may be the first game I've ever played where I cannot wait to play through it again with the other classes. I'm normally a one play through (well actually I normally only get 75% before moving on) and done guy.

[Twigg4075]

Jay, you run too tight of a ship on PS3. We would like to give you back Twigg in exchange for a player to be named later. We are too busy having fun with our play through to babysit.

PS. Twigg, when you get done with Jay and want to laugh and have fun you will be welcomed back with open arms. Beat the game first though with FOOT.

Ha.

Fuck off.

[Bomberooski]

Ha.

Fuck off.

Huh??

I'm serious. Beat the game on PS3 then come dink around with us on 360!