Grand Theft Auto V

[Vinsane]

How do I fuck the stripper? I went to the Vanilla Unicorn and Juliet wanted to go back to her place. I met her outside the club and it said to "Go home with Juliet." Then she just stood there. I tried to walk to see if she would follow and after a while she said "...whatever, go fuck yourself."

Out $80 and no risky sex with a stripper...

BACK THE FUCK UP RYAN... THAT'S MY BITCH!

[JayDizzle]

How do I fuck the stripper? I went to the Vanilla Unicorn and Juliet wanted to go back to her place. I met her outside the club and it said to "Go home with Juliet." Then she just stood there. I tried to walk to see if she would follow and after a while she said "...whatever, go fuck yourself."

Out $80 and no risky sex with a stripper...


EDIT: NVM I took a cab to the club and didn't drive my own car. I guess that is the key. I thought it helped with your health (like the old GTA on PS1/2), but, just saw a video and it doesn't do shit.

Not that it should be general knowledge, but if you bang out a couple of hookers from the street, you get an increase in your Stamina.

As for Strippers, the only one I know that puts out is Infernus.

All the other ones that I've met are money pits.

[Price]

Juliet also puts out.

[JayDizzle]

I got a Gold in "By the Book."

I'm not proud or particularly happy about it.

[RyanLeaf16]

Not that it should be general knowledge, but if you bang out a couple of hookers from the street, you get an increase in your Stamina.

As for Strippers, the only one I know that puts out is Infernus.

All the other ones that I've met are money pits.

Are the "ladies of the night" found on Adams Apple Dr.

[JayDizzle]

Are the "ladies of the night" found on Adams Apple Dr.

 

Go find Pitchers bar for a surprise

[ryne candy]

Been "stalking" on LifeInvader to get a free soda, hair cut, custom paint job..etc.

Edit: Using iFruit app to "stalk". Also, I finally got my ordered car delivered.

I do have a question about group in mountain...does the story show me were exactly they are located or do I blindly search for them? I already been up the mountains walking with a shotgun equipped w/ flashlight...to shoot the animals that attack.

[krulmichael]

http://teamcoco.com/video/conan-highlight-clueless-gamer-gta5

[RyanLeaf16]

Ok, I'm having a little trouble. Started a mission tonight where I went to Lester's house and he gives me a backpack and tells me to go to Suburban to buy some clothes. I do that and after it is done, I can't complete the mission. It keeps a yellow dot back at the store. I keep going back and the girl just calls me a dick. I don't know if I didn't buy the right clothes or what, but, this mission will not end. Finally, I just started shooting random people in the street with my Uzi so the cops would come and end it for me. How do I complete this mission!?!?!?!

[Sharkweather]

Ok, I'm having a little trouble. Started a mission tonight where I went to Lester's house and he gives me a backpack and tells me to go to Suburban to buy some clothes. I do that and after it is done, I can't complete the mission. It keeps a yellow dot back at the store. I keep going back and the girl just calls me a dick. I don't know if I didn't buy the right clothes or what, but, this mission will not end. Finally, I just started shooting random people in the street with my Uzi so the cops would come and end it for me. How do I complete this mission!?!?!?!

You have to buy the right clothes to blend. I think the acceptable ones are marked with a star or something.

[Swarley]

Ok, I'm having a little trouble. Started a mission tonight where I went to Lester's house and he gives me a backpack and tells me to go to Suburban to buy some clothes. I do that and after it is done, I can't complete the mission. It keeps a yellow dot back at the store. I keep going back and the girl just calls me a dick. I don't know if I didn't buy the right clothes or what, but, this mission will not end. Finally, I just started shooting random people in the street with my Uzi so the cops would come and end it for me. How do I complete this mission!?!?!?!

You need a fleece vest type thing and some shorts. At least that's what I bought.

[mgoblue2290]

Came upon two guys doing a robbery and they told me to get a car and be the getaway driver and they'd cut me in. One said he was from Liberty City. When we get to the drop off point they both get out and start shooting so I run one over, kill the other and take the money. Probably one of the most unexpected random occurrences. Also Trevor is one of the best characters ever.

[Swarley]

Well, so far today Franklin passed flight school, he got himself a couple badass cars and modified them and he met some alien research weirdo who asked him to collect spaceship parts. Trevor beefed up his hillbilly Firebird (or whatever it's called in the game), he helped a lady bail out on her wedding, he went on a redneck murder rampage b/c one of the dudes pulled an AK on him, he smuggled some weapons and blew up some competing weapons/drugs smugglers boat and train shipments and he's about to help some old couple find celebrity underwear.

Not a bad day in San Andreas so far.

[Vinsane]

Didn't get into it too much today. Did the mission where you abduct the dude from IIA building, then torture him. God was that fun.

I didn't like Trevor at first. Thought he was too off the hinges for me but, he's a character that grows on you the more you have to play with him. I like how the game does divvy up the time you spend with each. They all have equal character development. I'm also glad that they went away from the gang banger lifestyle for Franklin. I expected it but, it just shows that R* is above the cliches that they constantly mock in their games.

Michael however, has taken over as my favorite character. I felt for him when Amanda and the kids dipped on him (WTF was in that soda btw?) and I just have a feeling that someone of the three is going to have a tragic ending. I don't see how all three walk away free and clear from this mayhem?

[JayDizzle]

TP Industries strikes again:

 

After Trevor decides that he needs to plan a heist of his own (for pride, of course), Wade/Trevor/Wade's Cousin score out an area carrying some mysterious military tech.

Tech that Trevor figures would net him and some of his buddies a nice chunk of change.

To do this, I had to steal a SUBMARINE (or rather a submersible like the one James Cameron s to when he isn't busy make movies about blue cat people)...

...a Chinook Helicopter from the local Air Force Base (Zancundo), on foot...

...and convince Michael and Franklin that this would net them a big score.

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When I got everything set up, Michael flew the helicopter (HEY! THOSE FLYING LESSONS COME IN HANDY!) as he carried the Submarine across the way to the target.

From there, Trevor used said sub to dive deep into the murky depths to retrieve... something that looked like an explosive device used to divert underwater fissures.

...I think.

Shit was flashing lights and beeping.

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When I resurfaced, Michael rehooked to the Sub and off we went...

Into the ever-lovin' arms of the internationally hired mercenary company we just stole from.

...Franklin manned the guns like a champ and destroyed the pursuers handily and we proceeded to land and figure out how to divvy up the money amongst the Three Amigos.

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2 seconds later, and Lester makes an appearance to say that the Bomb... thing was set to be sold to TP Industries for $20,000,000.

With the high price of being on the U.S. Government's Kill-On-Sight list unless Trevor gave it back.

No take, no score, no money.

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Still fun though.