Pick my new 360 GamertAG!!

[Len B]

Leftwich2SmithTD

[Jagsfan61]

Leftwich2SmithTD

you think? how bout Brunell2Smith ?

[Len B]

NO, Brunell is white.

[Len B]

You like jags and bulls so 'Bulljag'

[Champ]

GabeLeftwich

[Champ]

 

Q: What happened when Jaguars WR Matt Jones was found in Arkansas with cocaine?
A: Matt was charged with Possession of "Fancy Meth"

Q: How many Jacksonville Jaguars does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguars with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Jaguars fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many Jacksonville Jaguars does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Jacksonville Jaguars.

Q: What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep an Jacksonville Jaguars out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Why are so many Jacksonville Jaguars players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

Q: What is a Jacksonville Jaguars fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Indianapolis."

Q: How do you stop a Jacksonville Jaguars fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Indianapolis Blue and White!

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Jacksonville Jaguars fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: If you have a car containing a Jaguars wide receiver, a Jaguars linebacker, and a Jaguars defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: How do you casterate an Jacksonville Jaguars fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Jacksonville Jaguars football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an Jacksonville Jaguars fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q. How did the Jacksonville Jaguars fan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What does an Jacksonville Jaguars fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What do you call an Jacksonville Jaguar in the Super Bowl? A: A referee.

Q: Did you hear that Jacksonville's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: How many Jacksonville Jaguars fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

Q: What does a Jacksonville Jaguars fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why do Jacksonville Jaguars fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How do the Jaguars spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: How do you keep a Jaguars fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Colts blue and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Q: Why do the Jacksonville Jaguars want to change their name to the Jacksonville Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

Q: What's the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!

Q: Where do you go in Jacksonville in case of a tornado?
A: Everbank Field they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why do ducks fly over EverBank Field upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Why doesn't Orlando have a professional football team?
A: Because then Jacksonville would want one.

Child Welfare A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Fulton County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. \ After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Jacksonville Jaguars, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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ConsoleFlipFlopper

[JOHNNYTHECLOWN]

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[Jagsfan61]

Ok guys, How can I actually get legit answers? I'll send a gaming goody bag to whoever picks he name I use... stuff ranging from $1-15$ ;)

HURRRY

[Houston]

Your pets name + the name of the street you grew up on.

[G-men]

AtlasDoesVoodoo

[Fappin Raptor]

Jags62Fan

Matt Jones Coke

New Jags QB

[G-men]

SunshineJagsQB

[Jagsfan61]

... maybe something that doesnt have to do with jags at all.. ??? duh duh duh

[G-men]

IAmNotAJagsFan