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[Villain]

So I'm playing Black Ops today, and it's my first time playing an FPS in well over a year. I really forgot how competitive and ridiculous these online kids can be. I'm noticing a bunch of stupid things that people are saying and it's making me laugh so I thought I'd make a thread and just add anything stupid shit you hear people say:

• Starting and ending statements with the word yo. "Yo! Why you camp lyk dat, yo?"
• "Oh wow, this kid got me with insert-questionable-setup"
• "Back out, son! You don't want mo o' dis! Back out! Back out!"
• "Ya'lls iz garbage... naw-uh....." after losing

It's not so bad on MLB: The Show, every now and then I'll get a message from some kid that says I "pitch like a bitch" - whatever that means...

[Raidersabc123]

Everyone on Call of Duty has fucked my mom

[Champ]

Everyone on Call of Duty has fucked my mom

In your case they have.

[Villain]

A surreal online experience... I was playing Skate 3 and these two 13-year-old british kids were talking shit to each other. I don't get it... It's not even a competitive game. I'd quote them but I barely understood anything outside of "bloody wankah"

[Buzzman]

I say silly things all the time. Some of my famous ones are

"Shut up loserface, I'm in a band and got plenty of pussies"

"I Bet you haven't even graduated yet"

"Check the tag on your pants, I think they were made for losers"

"On a scale of 1 to the Mississippi River, how wet do I make you?"

"I bet your feet smell like oil"

Starts a shouting match everytime. Its even better when you say things like "This is too easy, lets back out" when you're losing 0-2 in Search.

[Pills]

With Assassin's Creed, it's mostly people complaining that someone's not playing the game correctly.

Funny, the game allows people to play that way.

[OnlyOneBeerLeft]

A surreal online experience... I was playing Skate 3 and these two 13-year-old british kids were talking shit to each other. I don't get it... It's not even a competitive game. I'd quote them but I barely understood anything outside of "bloody wankah"

for real? I was playing Skate 2 and ran into the same two british kids I swear lol

[Villain]

for real? I was playing Skate 2 and ran into the same two british kids I swear lol

I don't know why, but for some reason the online Skate community is packed with angry british kids.

[leaffan]

Play any online game with WR50L.