Best Online Gaming Stories

[BrntO4Life]

One time, I was playing COD4 with some friends and this dude on our team was getting pissed at me for saying the word "gay". He then proceeded to tell us that his brother was gay and he was offended by my language. About 5 minutes later he starts calling everyone "n*gg*rs" and I ask him why he's being a hypocrite.

He then proceeds to tell me that he has grown up a Nazi because his father is one, so he hates black people. But he has a gay brother that he supports? Needless to say, it was the strangest conversation I've had with another human being. And I went 20-2 on Broadcast.

[Prodigal Son]

Forza 2. R1Mania. RynoAid.

That's all that needs to be said. Anyone who was there that night will remember the laughter.

[Houston]

And I went 20-2 on Broadcast.

meh, 34-0 on Backlot and 18-0 on Bloc.

[riley420]

Forza 2. R1Mania. RynoAid.

That's all that needs to be said. Anyone who was there that night will remember the laughter.

I think that was the funniest night I've ever had while playing video games. I was laughing so hard my wife came out and told me to shut the hell up.

Maynard vs. RynoAid was classic as well.

[Lupe]

I was playing with my friend brendell a few days ago on psn and we were on COD5 and this guy starting talking about how we were nerds and how were gay and he hates gay people and brendell starting bringing out the mom jokes and said "Your moms gay" and the guy was like wtf don't make fun of peoples choice there gay if they want to be fag. We backed out after that.

[Point Blank]

RB6 Vegas, that's all I have to say. A lot of shit went down.

[ralaw]

Mine probably happened while playing Socom. We were playing Socom's version of team deathmatch and my team got beatdown. The reason this happened because my entire team seemed to find it better to engage in a conversation about Bruce Lee, the family curse, the Chinese Mafia, and why the government wanted him dead. If anyone's played Socom you know the matches sort of keep going on and on and you stay with the same teammates, so we had this discussion acorss like 3-4 matches. At one point someone asked whether we were going to play the game or continue to talk about Bruce Lee......about 30 seconds later about 70% of my team left the room.

[calgaryballer]

Played some guy in MLB the Show 08. I used the Pirates and he was the Mets. Threw a one hitter with Paul Maholm. That wasn't even the best part. After being up 8-0 Nate Mclouth hit a grand slam. This kid was so pissed. He kept saying I was cheating and he was going to tell Sony on me. Good times.

I had some guy in FIFA. I was up like 6-0 then he 'disconnected' on me. He then sent me a message about how I had 'CPU Advantage' (dunno what that is) and that he was going to report me to Xbox and the people at the FBTZ forums (where I also post a decent bit). I told him I post there and to go ahead and do it. Needless to say, he did not. What a bitch

[Maynard]

one thing that comes to mind was in COD5....we were in a party on XBL and playing search and destroy. My teammates all got killed so it was me vs 5 other guys. The rest of the round my team kept running there mouth about how i was gonna die and i sucked, and all that shit....i managed to kill off 4 of the 5 guys leaving me vs 1 last guy

i came from B over to A and he just planted the bomb...i turned the corner and there he was running away with his back to me.....my team was really jawing in my ear....yelling shoot, shoot, kill him u jack ass.....i threw a grenade and just as it arrived near the guys body i fired and shot the grenade in mid air causing the guy to blow up......my team was all cheering and yeah and all that shit......so now im thinking im mr cool guy and im the hero for saving the round when it was me vs 5 guys......so i walk over to do my best defuse the bomb tea bag impression with about 10 seconds on the clock......all of a sudden

BOOM! FUCKING BOUNCING BETTY!

[Youk]

The other day I was playing with my clan on COD:4 and we were on the "Crash" map with the airplane in the middle. We started off by the 3 story and of course we all went for it, but some kid on the other team had perfect aim with a grenade and was able to throw it across the map before we all split up. It killed all 6 of us which allowed him to call in a airstrike, he put it on our spawn point and we didn't have any chance to run since we had just spawned back. Another 4 kills, then he had enough to call in a Helicopter, right where we were at. The game started off with a score of 100-0. We came back but still that was some crazy stuff.

Shit like that pissed me off in COD4. It was always on that map and on Backlot, at least for me. Every time you started off you just launched your grenades because you knew where the other team would start.

[BazookaJoe5]

COD4...map is Crash...gametype is Sabotage.

Hard fought battle that goes the entire round, me and my buddy Mr Etc were the only guys on our team trying to advance the bomb and we couldn't do it against 6 defenders, but they couldn't plant it either because the rest of our team was defending. It gets to around a minute left and I tell Mr Etc to grab the bomb and bring it to the two story building next to the garage (one of the two spawn points), we take it upstairs and hold out the last 30 seconds against a rush of everyone on the other team, him popping fools coming up the ladder and me hitting them as they come down the street and up the stairs. Goes into OT, and our noob filled team quickly dies, so 6 on 2, we manage to dodge the grenade spam our way and as they come rushing us up the ladder and stairs we take them all out for the W. Definitely the coolest moment I've had in quite some time playing online.

I have alot of sweet COD4 and 5 stories, like the time I went 68-10 on Crash, or 63-12 on Makin (Mr Etc was there for that one)...but those are for another time

[Houston]

Shit like that pissed me off in COD4. It was always on that map and on Backlot, at least for me. Every time you started off you just launched your grenades because you knew where the other team would start.

lol me and my clan did that one time just for the hell of it. We were on that one snipping map when it's night and there's a bus in the middle of the road. Well we got the "bad" spawn so we all decided to pick one of the standard classes with the "noob shute" and as soon as we started we all shot across the map. Only thing is that not a single one of us hit anything.

[Prodigal Son]

I think that was the funniest night I've ever had while playing video games. I was laughing so hard my wife came out and told me to shut the hell up.

Maynard vs. RynoAid was classic as well.

I ended up crying in laughter, and had trouble breathing. That was by far, the funniest night anyone could ever have.

Ryno would threaten to ban me anytime I mentioned R1Mania on MM.

[A Tasty Burgerr]

In NBA 2K8 I would let shitty guys get a big lead in the first half then come back and beat their ass in the 2nd half. People would get so pissed and send me voice messages cussing me out. It was funny,

[Houston]

Last week I beat the person that was ranked 107 overall in 2K9 by 16 points, I know ranking means nothing but it was still pretty cool.

Also it's always funny when guys like Dmerchant or Pirgo hoop in my COD4 match on the opposite team and get spanked by my clan.