Best Online Gaming Stories

[killgod]

I've beaten plenty of top 100 players in the NHL08/09 game. It's always fun to resort to the cheese tactics used in 1v1 that all the top players use, and then watch them quit so they don't get a loss on their record.


I pulled off a 4th and goal from like the 30 on the final play during an Online Dynasty game in NCAA 09 for the win. That was cool. A shame all those cheating fuckers made their way here, but people will learn their own lessons soon enough with that bunch.

[~Chance~]

UFC 2009 about two weeks ago

I played this one guy who was 100-25. He was Anderson Silva and I choose Rashard Evens. So he talking hella shit about how he's gunna knock me out with some knees right when we start. The match start, and 45 seconds in. I knock him out with a flash KO. LMAO!! I was laughing my ass off. I said. " awww KNOCK OUT BIIIITTTCCCHHH!!!!" LOL. Good times

[Houston]

Not to long ago I came online and entered a game in progress against 6 of my friends. My team had no mics, the bad spawn, and we were down by 200 with like 2 mins left.

I snuck into the good spawn and went 11-0 against my team who are all good. I brung the team back and we ended up losing by 1 or 2 kills.

[Prodigal Son]

a few weeks back on CoD4. Playing Team Deathmatch on Bog. We had the Marine spawn. Fucking game was over at that point. We had 5 air strikes back to back followed by 4 helicopters back to back. Game ended 750-20. The only guy who got a kill was a guy from the clan I was playing with. He killed some douche who wanted to go on their side.

[Houston]

a few weeks back on CoD4. Playing Team Deathmatch on Bog. We had the Marine spawn. Fucking game was over at that point. We had 5 air strikes back to back followed by 4 helicopters back to back. Game ended 750-20. The only guy who got a kill was a guy from the clan I was playing with. He killed some douche who wanted to go on their side.

lol I love playing from that side.


One thing that I never plan but is fun when it happens is double airstrikes, especially on Bog.

I get 5 kills and die before I call the airstrike. When I respawn I call it, get 5 easy kills with it, and call another as soon as they respawn. lol, most people on the enemy team have no idea how it happened.

[Coked Up Elmo]

RB6 Vegas, that's all I have to say. A lot of shit went down.

for sure so many good times on all the rainbow games, spent many all nighters on rainbow six 3, greatest game ever

[AJay]

Playing a league game in Madden 08 vs one of the commishes. It was a fantasy team league. I had Randy Moss. I'm down by 1 in the fourth quarter with seconds left. Not even close to fg range. I chuck up a hail mary. Of course I'm going to Moss, if anyone is coming down with it, it's him. Anyway the ball is in the air and our guys kinda collide so the flag is thrown. While the ball is coming down it gets swatted a good 2-3 times and then just falls in the hands of Moss who I didn't even have running, I just let him sit there and get tackled because I didn't even expect him to catch it after getting swatted. We both start cracking up and hollering about how cheap it was. The flag was on him regardless so I got into fg range off the penalty and hit the game winning fg.

Madden 09 same league, playing against the same guy. I'm down by 1 or 2 in field goal range with about 7 seconds left in the fourth. I go to line up for the fg and boom EA's servers crap out. I wanted to take the fg cause they are pretty much automatic but he wants to enter a whole new game so I can kick my fg. So I do, I enter the game we get the field positioning down and the we agree there was 7 seconds left on the clock. I hit the fg to take the lead and he's about to turn his box off and say good game. I say wait, don't you want your kick-off, theres still 2 seconds left. His chuckles and says sure why not. Sure enough he takes it to the house for the win. Felt like shit after that but he always said that was his payback game for the Randy Moss call in 08.

I have another story about a guy in the same league, he plays in GGML. His names Manchild. Funniest post I have ever read. Wish I still had it archived. Hartdaddy remembers this from Maddenlist. Manchild has a temper just like all of us do when we play Madden and nothing is going our way. Anyway he's sitting their playing Madden just getting fustrated. He's so mad that he tries to break his controller in half. He tries to snap it and can't. He gets even more pissed off that he can't break his controller so he walks over to the Xbox, rips it out of the wall and everything and just hurls it straight into his bathroom, right against the wall. You really need to read his post to get the full story but man was I dying after reading that thing.

[MvP]

I went 18-0 playing Search & Destroy on Pipeline in CoD4 once. Towards the end I got an air strike, set it off as soon as the match started and killed the entire team lol.

I also had a couple epic moments in CoD2 clan matches where I captured the flag at the last second to win the game. I get really into clan matches so I go nuts when I do something like that.

[Houston]

haha, last night I was playing 2 on 2 Magic the Gathering and took out both of the opponents by myself. My team-mate didn't help one bit.

[MmmmBeeeeer]

Killamanjaro in team snipers on Relic in Halo 2. Not a story, but might as well be.

[leaffan]

I had a 12man kill streak with one airstrike once in cod4. Outside of bombing runs in BF2 thats probably the most kills in shot I've had ever in a video game.

[Houston]

lol last night me and some dude were playing COD4 and we got put in a room with a GT "southern cutie". She was some racist girl from North Carolina(southern cutie?), lol anyway she was funny as fuck. She was one of those stupid useless racist people who just went around calling everyone ******s. Like one time a teammate was in the way and she said "move ******" or when she got hit by a grenade she said "that ****** is a bitch" lol even thought she was playing with white people. haha she said the word so funny so me and my friend started messing with her just to hear her talk some more. haha good times....

[j.hen]

the gif :jhenbeatkwon: is a story within itself.

But Rudi knows one of my more funny moments when we were playing RB6 Vegas. We were all fucking around in a huddle giggling and someone on the other team wiped half of us out with a grenade. All of a sudden one of the dudes on our team goes "THOSE FUCKERS RUINED OUR CIRCLE JERK!!! ATTAAAAACK!!!!!"

Another one was with Bmore in Skate 2. He couldnt figure out how to ollie > grind on a rail > ollie > land on a platform. We spent hours waiting on him. teeheehee

[j.hen]

I was playing a game with Rudi again or someone else, i forget. anyways it might have been RB6 again. In online mode you could hear the other team if they were close to you and they were talking. It was a cool feature. Every time someone on my team would see someone on the other team we would start yelling "ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH!!!" and at the end of the game everyone on the other team was bitching at us and they all left.

[Houston]

lol playing with a 9 year old on XBL this mofo is funny as fuck.























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