Time To Pay The Bills

[mfbmike]

omg jets what the hell

HAHA, sucking ass again. The AFC East is a joke now. :/

Yeah I'm tired of the season blowouts in my chise too.
Gonna work out those sliders bit more.

Well, I've played some pretty shitty teams (dolphins, bucs). Jets gave me a crazy scare. Gotta take into considerating the Chargers are a really good team. The same with the team I've assembled.

Trent is kicking ass man... 11 touchdowns and only 3 picks? Looks like the young QB you brought in lit a fire under his ass.

I can't think of any other reason. He's playing for a paycheck right now.

Update coming. I lost a player to injury for the remainder of the season but u guys are gonna be stoked to see who I got in free agency to take his place!

[LC AAU]

Holy shit.

Fucking rape.

[mfbmike]

Thomas Out For Season; Enter Devin Hester



Bills wide receiver and designated return man Mike Thomas went down with an injury on the first play in the Bills/Buccaneers matchup this past Sunday.

Thomas came up with an apparent chest injury and was carted off to the team's locker room and taken inside for treatment.

Tests revealed that Thomas had suffered a torn pectoral muscle and will miss the remainder of the season.

Thomas, acquired by the Bills in the 2012 offseason via free agency, had a tough 1st season as a Bill, catching only 24 passes for 345 yards. In an effort to showcase his speed, the Bills coaching staff designated Thomas the team's return specialist this year after Roscoe Parrish's departure a season ago.

However, Thomas has only averaged a dismal 26.8 and 8.9 yards per kickoff and punt return so far this year, respectively.

With Thomas out, the Bills reached out to free agent Devin Hester and inked him to a 5 year deal rumored to be around 20 million dollars.

"When my agent told me the Bills were calling, my eyes lit up," Hester told reporters shortly after arriving to the Bills practice facility. "To play for Lovie (Smith) again, to play for a winner. I just hit the big 3-0. I'm not getting any younger. It was a no-brainer."

Watch any number of Hester's amazing kick returns posted on YouTube, and you'll see why he is arguably the most explosive and exciting kick returner to ever play in the NFL.

Because the #23 jersey is currently occupied by Marshawn Lynch, Hester will go back to the #4 jersey that he wore during his time at the University of Miami.

[LC AAU]

DA FUCK?

Hester a free agent? Holy shit...

[mfbmike]

DA FUCK?

Hester a free agent? Holy shit...

LOL.

I turn on my playstation and remember Mike Thomas went down with an injury. I'm like shit, I don't want Lee Evans, Mckelvin or Mcgee returning. Asante isn't that good at it either. So I start writing the article. Ok, time to see what's available in free agency.

Devin Hester. Right at the top.

He went unsigned in the offseason for whatever fucking reason.

He wanted a 5 year deal, fuck it, he can have it.

Mike Thomas can rot for all I care. Fuckin sucks. What a mistake/waste of a long term deal he was.

Oh yeah, and he ends up moving in front of my 2nd year receiver Seantrel Blakely. Boo fuckin hoo. He can rot too. :laugh: I'm so stoked. This fucker still has 99 spd, 99 agility, 99 elusiveness, 99 acceleration at 30 years of age. Jesus christ.

[RockSteady]

Nice fucking pickup... what's his rating four years in?

[DoubleDeuce]

Get a powerful armed QB and watch the insta-touchdowns that occur now.

[Vinsane]

Hester.

[mfbmike]

Nice fucking pickup... what's his rating four years in?

He's a 79. Not sure what he is by default or in the latest roster update. Let me know!

Get a powerful armed QB and watch the insta-touchdowns that occur now.

Hm, THP ratings for my QB's:

Trent Edwards 80
Ted Ford 82
Tarvaris Jackson 94

Yeah, fuck that.

Hester.

[mfbmike]

Week 6 Preview
Monday, October 21, 9:00 PM @ Ralph Wilson Stadium

(4-0) @ (2-3)



The Bills have hit the ground running and have busted out of the gates in 2013, winning their 1st 4 games of the season.

Coming off their bye week, the Bills are anxious to get back on the field. Actually, that would probably be an understatement.

Miami will attempt to avenge a week 1 37-12 loss at the hands of Buffalo in a week 6 Monday night AFC East showdown.

Dolphins Key Additions: WR Sean Wheeler (76), HB Jarvis Rankins (75)

Bills/Dolphins Breakdown:

:allamerican::allamerican: Quarterback :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Even
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Running Back :allamerican::allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Even
:allamerican::allamerican: Wide Receiver :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Even
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Pass Defense :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Bills
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Rush Defense :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Bills
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Special Teams :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Bills
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Coaching :allamerican::allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage:: Even

Injuries:
Bills: WR Mike Thomas - Torn Pectoral Muscle
Dolphins: LT Jake Long - Severe Concussion

[James2Stapleton]

nice win against the Bucs

wait 73 points!!

[DoubleDeuce]

You win 121-104.

[mfbmike]

You win 121-104.

It was 0-0 at the end of the 1st quarter with the Fins. :confused:

Devin Hester just struck though. Not on a kickoff or punt return though. Not even on a reception. I'm LOL'ing so hard over here.

[mfbmike]

Ok, it's 48-6 with 9 minutes to go in the 4th. These sliders aren't working for me anymore. lol. This game will have to be replayed.

[James2Stapleton]

Ok, it's 48-6 with 9 minutes to go in the 4th. These sliders aren't working for me anymore. lol. This game will have to be replayed.

lol