§hayn•Da•Pain is: The Haxman

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

Haxball 2011 VSD Draft

ShaynDaPain slipped to the 4th round after rumors of week long parties in Vegas with hookers, blow, booze, and something to do with stealing a porno advertisement truck and allegedly attempting to pawn it at the Pawn Stars shop.

"These rumors were unfounded", said ShaynDaPain's agent, "It was a successful ploy to force ShaynDaPain to fall in the draft. Some owners and media members just don't like my clients very much."

This statement came just days after ShaynDaPain was drafted. Coach BonesMahoney should be happy to have such a powerhouse that he was able to draft in the 4th. If nothing else, he knows he can fill the stands with his outspoken new player.

ShaynDaPain has the size, speed, and talent to make a name for himself. We can't wait to find out what will happen with this young prospects career.

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

Game 1 stats

1.5 scores
1.5 assists
3 stops
1 win