Favorite one-liners?

[Dan The Man]

I might crack a smile but ain't a DAMN thing funny

- Prodigy "Eye for an Eye"

[krulmichael]

"Show some respect when you approach me
Don't you be mugging me
Might have that drug in me
Plugging a n*gg*, for nearly shrugging me"

Tech N9ne - Fan or Foe

Yea, big Tech fan right here.

[OnlyOneBeerLeft]

they say live once die twice or die twice and live once, get the shit confused so Im puffin on da big blunt - Styles P

kneel down, kiss the ring
R. Kelly a verse when I piss on your sixteen - Sean Price

And I talk fast when it comes to girls
Hey baby I'm just a nut tryin to fuck a squirrel - Slug

Sean's got nuts, hes alone, I'm wit crew
Now tell me what the fuck I'm supposed to do - Slug

so many...

[dell71]

lol at 50 cent. Didn't he just copy that from a saying anyway, he didn't make that up did he?

I hadn't heard it before...and that it makes me lol is why I put it there.

[Big C-Dub]

"why the fuck should I let you live, when I'm dead inside?" -2pac

[Maestro]

"Now I've Realized that I've arrived because it takes more than a magazine to kill my vibe, does he right his own lines or sort of, i think em, that means i forgot better shit than youe ver thought of"

Daimonds Are Forever-Kanye West

[Houston]

When the slugs penetrate you feel a burning sensation
getting closer to God in a tight situation - Prodigy "Shook Ones, Part 2[/i]

Now take these rhymes home and think them through, or the next line I write may be about you.

[Esjay]

Before I have the police run in ya house
I'll kiss my son on the cheek and put the gun in my mouth
The Game - Never Snitch

I left a half a hundred in your commissary
you was my n***a when push came to shove
One what? One love
Nas - One Love

I'm just a victim of society, it's Cris the menace
with more shit out on the streets than evicted tenants
Ludacris - Made You Look Remix

[Big C-Dub]

"better be walkin with angels, and never take candy from strangers
through the stress and strife had earn my stripes like I played with the Bengals
I'm in the zone homes, goin for the two point conversion
I'm so hood that Ludacris sholulda been on the original version"

Ludacris - I'm So Hood Remix

[Realist]

'Everyone who doubted me is asking for forgiveness. If you aint been apart of this, at least you got to witness...Bitches..' Drake

I can name a few others but that line right there I can personally relate to

[A Tasty Burgerr]

I got skills unused like the fallopian tubes of a dyke.

[Big C-Dub]

George Bush robbed all us, what that make em a criminal?
Then he cheated in Florida, what that make em a Seminole?

Young Jeezy - My President

[Pitty]

"I came here with my dick in my hand....Don't make me leave here with my foot in your ass, BE COOL" - Mystikal

[dell71]

When I bless a joint - it's like Spock
Came up in the spot and grabbed the beat by the pressure point - Royce da 5'9" "Microphone"

I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin butt-head - Big L "98 Freestyle"

Money never changed me, money changed the people around - Scarface "The Fix"

If you say real talk, I probly won't trust ya - Andre 3000 "Walk it Out" remix

My diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hangin' off my necklace - Ludacris "Stand Up"

I start to think and then I sink into the paper like I was ink - Rakim "I Know You Got Soul"

We're all the same
Pieces in one big chess game - Chuck D "Rebel Without a Pause"

I scored 1.1 on my SAT
and still push a whip wit a right and left AC - Redman "Blackout"

[dell71]

The Biggie post...

N****z is mad I get more butt than ashtrays - Flava in Ya Ear remix

I'll make your mouthpiece obese like Della Reese - Freestyle

Went from 10G's for blow to 30G's a show
to orgies wit hoes I never seen befo' - Kick in the Door

Its gonna be a lotta slow singin an flower bringin
if my burglar alarm starts ringin - The Warning

You're mad cuz my style you're admirin'
Don't be mad, UPS is hirin' - Flava in Ya Ear remix

Fuck a football team
Riskin ruptured spleens by the age of 16 ain't my lifetime dream - Respect

Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us, who us?
Yeah, Papa and Puff, close like Starsky and Hutch - Hypnotize

N****z is ass-out like fat bitches in bikinis - Think Big

Baby-mama screamin' "Your daughter's twelve months"
Can't live life slingin rocks and smokin blunts - Real N****z

I can hear sweat tricklin down ya cheeks
Heartbeat sounds like sasquatch feet, thunderin, shakin the concrete - Who Shot Ya

Ready to die, why I act that way?
Pop-duke left Mom-duke, the faggot took the back way - The What

If money smells bad, then this n**** Big is stinkin - Party and Bullshit