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  • dell71
    Enter Sandman
    • Mar 2009
    • 23919

    Dell's Pointless Lists - Marijuana Songs

    (NSFW due to explicit lyrics)

    I made another visit to the suggestion box and came out with this gem:

    Originally posted by HeDGi
    Top 10 Smoking Songs=-
    Truth be told, I don’t smoke weed. Never have, just not my thing. So I simply can’t tell what the best songs are to smoke to. However, I’ve listened to a lot of songs about what my grandfather used to call “the wacky tabaccy” or “them funny cigarettes” and I’ve developed some favorites.

    I used two criteria to compile this list. First, the song has to be about marijuana, not just have a good smokin’ vibe. There is one possible exception, however. There’s a rather high ranking song that may, in fact, be about another drug (more on that when we get there). Second, I didn’t want more than one song from any one artist. There’s “almost” an exception here, too. One of the artists on the list actually wrote another song that also made the cut. That should be easy to figure out (hint: his wife performs the song he wrote).

    If you’re a smoker, you might be high trying to read this so I’ll shut up, now. There’ll be no further commentary from me, except for about “that one” song. There will be some lines from the song praising the magical plant.

    Oh, one last thing: if you get to a song you don’t like go grab your munchies while it plays in the background, it’ll be over before you get back.

    DISCLAIMER!
    I am in no way advocating any illegal activities. I am only advocating listening to great music about illegal activities.

    Here are…


    Dell’s Top 25 Songs About Marijuana


    25. I’m So Gone
    Lil’ Flip

    [youtube]7_knXS1XvrY[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    If it wasn't for chronic I don't know what I would do
    I'd probably just pack all my shit and move
    To Amsterdam where everybody smoke weed
    Over there you can buy an ounce from a police

    Pass:
    I can smell the chronic in the air tonight(tonight)
    Smoke on, smoke on

    24. Hay
    Crucial Conflict

    [youtube]gBFbVWD9C84[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    My eyes are red and my head is spinnin.
    Took another pull
    Ridin red bull
    Got the goofies, can't stop grinnin.

    Pass:
    Smokin” on
    Haaaaayyyy
    In the middle of the barn

    23. Homies to Smoke With
    Violent J

    [youtube]UtyrKjIy5iQ[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    Look at this shit, I'm talking to a scarecrow, stuck on a stick
    Asking me for a hit, right quick, shit all I got is bobby brown,
    I can't front, but the wizard gots all you want,

    Pass:
    I don't need a brain, don't need anything
    I just want somebody to smoke with

    22. Police in Helicopter
    John Holt

    [youtube]HMGCbgpIf3E[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    Soldiers in d field, burnin d collie weed.
    But if you continue to burn up d herbs, we gonna burn down d cane fields.

    Pass:
    Police in helicopter, a search fi marijuana.
    Police man in d streets, searching fi collie weed.

    21. Fire It Up
    Da Brat

    [youtube]nng7FjPBt1Q[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    My day starts out light, but it is very heavy as the night approach
    When I take flow from all dat smoke dat I smoke, no joke
    As I commence to take flight its gotta be first class cuz this ass
    Could give a f**k about coach....bit*h


    Pass:
    Smell the aroma puttin you in a coma
    Its dat super sanky dank that`ll make ya faint go blank

    20. Ganja Smuggling
    Eek a Mouse

    [youtube]PyEwTM0n04c[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    One by one, load up de van, all of-a ganja it rum
    Put it on a plane, the weed gaan I stayin'
    Money gonna flow like rain
    Me jus' a mogel up the lane in a rolled gold chain

    Pass:
    Early, early sunday morning it was a big ganja smuggling

    19. Reefer Man
    Cab Calloway

    [youtube]D44pyeEvhcQ[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    If he trades you dimes for nickels
    And calls watermelons pickles
    Then you know you’re talkin’ to that reefer man

    Pass:
    Have you ever met that funny reefer man?

    18. My Favorite Ladies
    MF Doom

    [youtube]wNGnCLod-qg[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    All she want me to do is blaze it crazy
    The only one complaint is, she make me too lazy

    Pass:
    Type to make a ni**a hallucinate and admit it
    Then she started losing weight, lettin everybody hit it

    17. Don’t Bogart Me
    The Fraternity of Man

    [youtube]f5xl9EiGMwE[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    Roll another one
    Just like the other one
    You’ve been holding on to it
    And I sure would like a hit

    Pass:
    Don’t bogart that joint, my friend
    Pass it over to me

    16. I Love Weed
    Snoop Dogg

    [youtube]5mLwA5_KkXM[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    This spot I got a wife, you the girl of my life
    Gotta hit in the mornin’, afternoon and night
    I like when you stimulate all my feelings
    I like when you light up the ceiling

    Pass:
    I had to take a breath and reminisce
    Heaven – it must be like this

    15. Doobie Ashtray
    Devin the Dude

    [youtube]ZTKXflPq2fU[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    What you gonna do when the people go home
    And you wanna smoke weed but the reefer's all gone
    And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out the doobie ashtray
    Why they do me that way

    Pass:
    Never mind how much it costs, you copped the best weed to smoke
    And for her a fur coat
    You got jet skis and boats
    And next thing you're broke (damn)

    14. Buddah Lovas
    Bone Thugs ‘N’ Harmony

    [youtube]yFmCVQWRReM[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    I'm takin' a hit of the bud, gotta give love to my thugs
    Smokin, not chokin', now what? I'm fucked up
    {That hydro really got me buzzed},(me buzzed)

    Pass:
    Buddah lova
    Gotta learn to smoke the buddah

    13. One Draw
    Rita Marley

    [youtube]TOT322nAt2A[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    Hey rastaman, hey what you say
    Give mi some of yu sense

    Pass:
    I wanna get high, so high

    12. Don’t Step on the Grass Sam
    Steppenwolf

    [youtube]dtRwa2mlH0k[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    You waste my coin Sam, all you can
    To jail my fellow man
    For smoking all the noble weed
    You need much more than him

    Pass:
    Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
    (Don't step on the grass, Sam)
    And it will ruin our fair country
    (Don't be such an ass, Sam)

    11. Can’t Wake Up (I’m a Blunt)
    KRS-One

    [youtube]l_HWLslfmJI[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    I'm tryin to wake up, I cant wake up
    So I run and jump
    someone yelled get that blunt.
    Get that blunt, now Im thinking this is major
    I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor

    Pass:
    De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin
    now they're buggin cause they passed me to Bill Clinton
    Bill Clinton said I'll smoke but I won't inhale - I'll only hit it twice
    he got slapped by Greg Nice

    10. How to Roll a Blunt
    Redman

    [youtube]BOVmU-URCmk[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
    Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
    Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
    The results, mmmmmmmm....proper

    Pass:
    And how 'bout the non-blunt rollin' females
    That always fucks it up 'cuz they don't wanna break their Lee nails
    (hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it..)
    Biiiiiitttttcccchhhhh! You better pickup every seed of it

    9. Easy Skanking
    Bob Marley

    [youtube]yLuHE-82o40[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    Excuse me while I light my spliff; (spliff)
    Good God, I gotta take a lift: (lift)
    From reality I just can't drift; (drift)
    That's why I am staying with this riff. (riff)

    Pass:
    Tell you what:
    herb for my wine; (ooh-wa-da-da-da)

    8. Pass the Koutchie
    The Mighty Diamonds

    [youtube]5JcCQlZXMAM[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon
    (How does it feel when you've got no herb?)
    You could feel it 'cause it was the month of June
    (If you got no herb you will walk an' talk)
    So I lef' my gate and went out for a walk

    Pass:
    Pass the kutchie pon the lef' hand side

    7. I Got 5 on It
    Luniz

    [youtube]vJzIYv_mE04[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    So pass it cross the table like ping pong, I’m gone
    Beatin’ my chest like King Kong, it’s on
    Wrap my lips around a 40 when it comes to get another stogie
    Fools all kick in like Shinobi

    Pass:
    I gotta take a whiz test to my P.O.
    I know I done failed cuz I smoked major weed, bro

    6. Sweet Leaf
    Black Sabbath

    [youtube]T5jBG9lki7M[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    When I first met you, you didn't realize
    I can't forget you or your surprise
    You introduced me to my mind
    And left me wanting, you and your kind

    Pass:
    You gave to me a new belief
    And soon the world will love you sweet leaf

    5. Mary Jane
    Rick James

    [youtube]_qlqN3lUpzc[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    I'm in love with Mary Jane.
    She's my main thing.
    She makes me feel alright.
    She makes my heart sing.

    Pass:
    She's not the kind of girl
    that you can just tie down.
    She likes to spread her love
    and turn your head around.

    4. Smoke Two Joints
    The Toyes

    [youtube]ZfduFy26EE0[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints
    I smoke two joints when I play video game, and at every ten thousand points
    (I smoke two joints)

    Pass:
    I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
    I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

    3. Because I Got High
    Afroman

    [youtube]WeYsTmIzjkw[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    I was gonna go to class before I got high
    I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
    (La da da da da da da da da)
    I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
    - cause I got high

    Pass:
    I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
    I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high

    2. Legalize It
    Peter Tosh

    [youtube]w5dgAszVslA[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    Legalize it
    Don’t criticize it
    Legalize it
    And I will advertise it

    Pass:
    Doctors smoke it
    Nurses smoke it
    Judges smoke it
    Even the lawyers too

    1. Purple Haze
    Jimi Hendrix


    NOTE: This song may, in fact, be about LSD. It works well for both drugs and explicitly mentions neither. In fact, Mr. Hendrix claimed it was not about drugs at all but about a dream he had in which he was walking under the sea. Um…yeah. Back to our regularly scheduled program…

    [youtube]aLeIdH2gTSc[/youtube]
    Puff Puff:
    Purple haze all in my brain
    Lately things just don't seem the same
    Actin' funny, but I don't know why
    'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

    Pass:
    You've got me blowin, blowin my mind
    Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

    Extra Tokes

    I Got 5 On It (Remix)
    Luniz

    [youtube]mX2vhSockUY[/youtube]

    Smoke Two Joints
    Remake by Sublime

    [youtube]FkxtG2f3NcY[/youtube]

    Let’s Go Smoke Some Pot
    Dash Rip Rock

    [youtube]3aV7CoZ84fM[/youtube]

    Pass the Dutchie
    Kid Friendly Remake by Sonic Youth

    [youtube]binfX45YZeU[/youtube]
    Last edited by dell71; 01-20-2010, 07:23 PM.
  • Tailback U
    No substitute 4 strength.
    • Nov 2008
    • 10282

    #2
    Awesome list. Haven't ever heard about 10 of these.

    Afroman is way too high (no pun intended) for my tastes. Funny song, especially when it first came out, but not one of my favorites.

    I remember when I was a little kid I would walk around singing Hay and I got 5 on it and had no clue as to what they were about.

    Can't watch all of the vids because I'm watching the football games today, but I will get through all of these this week...preferably while medicated.
    Last edited by Tailback U; 01-17-2010, 03:02 PM.

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    • MvP
      a member of vsn
      • Oct 2008
      • 8227

      #3
      The Sonic Youth song is ftw

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      • Houston
        Back home
        • Oct 2008
        • 21231

        #4
        Outkast's "Crumblin Erb" is my favorite, little known song so I wasn't expecting to see it.

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        • dell71
          Enter Sandman
          • Mar 2009
          • 23919

          #5
          Originally posted by HoustonBan
          Outkast's "Crumblin Erb" is my favorite, little known song so I wasn't expecting to see it.
          I know the song, its solid just not one of my faves. Good call, tho.

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          • BigBucs
            Unpretentious
            • May 2009
            • 12758

            #6
            Great list. Lotta variety but No Bone Thugs - Buddah Lovers!?!

            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pkzgZicboM"]YouTube- Bone Thugs N Harmony-Buddha Lovas[/ame]

            Deangelo - Brown Sugar

            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19tx-JFWNvI"]YouTube- D'Angelo - Brown Sugar (HIGH QUALITY)[/ame]




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            • Pitty
              Death, Taxes, Jeff Capel
              • Feb 2009
              • 7541

              #7
              Tom Petty - You Don't Know How It Feels
              Tom Petty - Last Dance With Mary Jane

              Don't hate me, I'm white.

              [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HNMpd4tR6c"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HNMpd4tR6c[/ame]
              [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5pHM-o2_Dk"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5pHM-o2_Dk[/ame]

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              • BUCK3YE5
                CP 2K12
                • Aug 2009
                • 1410

                #8
                because i got high is hilarious

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                • Vinsane
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 5971

                  #9
                  [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xm26tMFb9I"]YouTube- Wayne Marshall Blame It On The Weed[/ame]

                  [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PPjV-ug12o"]YouTube- Always Smoke-A-Bowla![/ame]
                  25-02, 23:16 Yawkey Way celtics fucking suck

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                  • dell71
                    Enter Sandman
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 23919

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BigBucs
                    Great list. Lotta variety but No Bone Thugs - Buddah Lovers!?!

                    YouTube- Bone Thugs N Harmony-Buddha Lovas

                    Deangelo - Brown Sugar

                    YouTube- D'Angelo - Brown Sugar (HIGH QUALITY)
                    You must be high right now, Buddah Lovas is #14...

                    but I'll cop to totally forgetting about Brown Sugar. Great song.

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                    • Fox1994
                      Posts too much
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 5327

                      #11
                      I like your reggae stuff. I like "I've got five on it."

                      Would've also liked:
                      Bob Marley-Weed
                      Ziggy Marley-Ganja Smoke
                      Three Six Mafia-Stay Fly/Stay Fly Remix
                      Last edited by Fox1994; 01-19-2010, 06:36 PM.

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                      • Coked Up Elmo
                        omle pu dekoc
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 1259

                        #12
                        doobie ashtray is where its at
                        sigpic
                        "did you say cockintheass?"

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                        • j.hen
                          Self Care
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 10058

                          #13
                          You get Thanks for Peter Tosh.

                          Sad you didnt add any Cudi.

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                          • dell71
                            Enter Sandman
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 23919

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Vinsane
                            Awesome!!!

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                            • Maynard
                              stupid ass titles
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 17876

                              #15
                              nothing against dells list, but the first thing that popped into my mind was that 90% of these artists were black. It instantly reminded me of the coversation Furious had with all the young black people in Compton in Boys n the Hood. Specifically about gentrification and how you see a liquor store on every corner in the black communnity

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