Nuk's 20 Worst Bands of All-time.

[Nukleopatra]

#7.



Garbage.

Yeah. That pretty much sums it up.

Positives: At least they know they suck.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdPnbhO_SX8&feature=channel]YouTube - Garbage - Bleed Like Me[/ame]

[Leftwich]

Nuk, fuck you. I love Blink 182.

[Tailback U]

Blink 182 is one of the gayest bands of all time.

[Yawkey Way]

thank you thank you thank you for putting blink on here.

[Nukleopatra]

#6.



Crash Test Dummies.

Ahh, yes, one of Canada's ''finest.'' You ever read one of Kuzzy's posts? Imagine if Kuzzy left his mom's house long enough to form his own band, and they decided to write a song - The song would sound something like ''Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmm.''

Positives: We now know canada isn't only known for their 22 year old men who still live at home with their mothers, they also distribute some of the worst fucking music of all-time.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q91_kcx3no]YouTube - Crash Test Dummies-Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm[/ame]

[Tailback U]

This thread may have inspired me to make a top 10 gayest bands of all time list.

It's pretty easy considering all the emo-fag type of shit that has come out over the last 10 years ala 3rd Eye Blind, Blink 182, Yellowcard, etc.

[Nukleopatra]

This is all kinds of bands right? How close are we to Aqua? If Aqua isn't a bottom 20 band of all time and my boys from Air Supply are I don't know how I will be able to sleep at night... Maybe if I made some love...... out of nothing at all.

Aqua is a joke band, I tried to leave off joke bands - or else GWAR, Rednex, Green Jelly would have made it. I've only heard one Aqua song, and I wasn't willing to put myself through an entire hour or so of that.

[Goober]

At least Canada gave up the one hit wonder, Five Man Electrical Band.

[Nukleopatra]

#5.



Coldplay.

I'm sure most of you are well aware of the british rock band, Coldplay. About the only thing I admire about Chris Martin, is the fact that he's an ''A-Ha'' fan, who happen to be one of my favorite 80's bands, as well. Unfortunately, Coldplay tried to install the same type of falsetto vocals that A-ha were best known for. I'm a big fan of falsetto singers, 50s, 60s, 70s and even some 80s, but if you don't do it right, you're going to completely destroy the music you've been working on. Coldplay's lead vocalist has one of the weakest voices that I've heard in a long time.. It's really a shame, because even though their music completely fucking sucks, I still admire the fact that singers today are still trying to add some falsetto in their music - but damn, if you're this bad at it, just go copy Linkin' Park or Blink 182.

Positives: They're A-Ha fans. But that doesn't make them suck any less.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsz-EeNZBkI&feature=PlayList&p=B5EFFB3C42B7FE30&index=0&playnext=1]YouTube - Coldplay - See You Soon[/ame]

[mgoblue2290]

*Insert obligatory you know how I know you're gay statement here*

[Tailback U]

I want that shirt the guy all the way to the left in the Crash Test Dummies pic is wearing. I could quit working out if I got that shirt.

[Nukleopatra]

#4.



Reel Big Fish.

Yes, I know I'm breaking my rule here. ''Avoid joke bands.'' But Reel Big Fish is just so fucking awful, that I'm making an exception. These guys can't even pull off the title: Joke band. Again, fans of A-Ha, they decided to bless us all with a cover of ''Take on Me.'' I almost cried.......from laughter and disgust.

Positives: Absolutely nothing!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4S-UiNmzo]YouTube - Reel Big Fish - Take on Me[/ame]

[Palooza]

I used to loooooooove Blink 182, but that's when I was 9, so don't judge me.

[Tailback U]

I wonder if Chumbawumba will make the top 3.

Did they have 2 albums even?

I know they had at least 1 song.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc"]YouTube- Chumbawamba - Tubthumping[/ame]

[Palooza]

I wonder if Chumbawumba will make the top 3.

Did they have 2 albums even?

I know they had at least 1 song.

YouTube- Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

I pride myself on knowing the artist and title to that song.. how sad.