Nuk's 20 Worst Singers of All-time..

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When I was in 6th grade he did that one song I forgot the name of but it was his first song he did... anyway... every girl loved this douche. Fuck Ricky Martin.

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#12.



Lou Reed.

So, which is it today, Lou? Male? Female? Lou Reed had a tough career, and an even tougher life. It wasn't until his 45th birthday that he discovered his true gender. Once that was out of the way, it was smooth sailing. Lou Reed fans, such as myself, are completely oblivious to the fact that he has absolutely no singing ability whatsoever.. Which is all good, because we're Lou Reed fans, some of the greatest fans in the world.

Positives: Lou Reed has some of the most loyal fans on the planet. Like I said before, we're completely oblivious to the fact that he cannot sing, and 90% of the time he can't even remember the lyrics to his own songs. Lou is a fairly decent guitar player, too....... when he isn't smoking crack.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYOVxK-6ZSE]YouTube - Lou Reed performing "Walk on the wild side"[/ame]

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#11.



Shane MacGowan.

Shane is probably the only ''singer'' on this list, who gained more popularity from his awful singing, than anything else. It's next to impossible to listen to a Pogues song, and understand the lyrics. Go ahead, try.

Positives: ''The Pogues'' were pretty sweet.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVUZuVZWHkk]YouTube - pogues - dirty old town[/ame]

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#10.



John Ondrasik

Excruciating.

–adjective 1. extremely painful; causing intense suffering; unbearably distressing; torturing: an excruciating noise; excruciating pain; John Ondrasik.

Positives: lol.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR-qQcNT_fY]YouTube - Five For Fighting - 100 Years[/ame]

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#9.



Daniel Bedingfield.

We all know that ADHD is the cause of Daniel's awful songwriting, but I'm curious whose fault it is, that he's also one of the worst singers on the planet? If Coldplay ever needs a new lead singer, I'm sure this guy has plenty of time on his hands. I would suggest taking over for Savage Garden, but that would be an insult to Darren Hayes.

Positives: Are you kidding me? LMFAO @ this guy.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ESs9SeZh4]YouTube - If your not the one - daniel bedingfield[/ame]

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#8.



Pauly Fuemana.

I'm not one to make fun of the deceased, but I'm going to anyway. When Pauly Fuemana released the hot trash ''How Bizzare,'' I almost couldn't believe it. This talentless hack shouldn't have even been popular enough to make this list, but he somehow managed to. My favorite lyrics in the entire song, being the only lyrics I could make out at the time - ''Destination unknowun, as we pull in for some gas..... a freshly (insert gibberish).......... pack.''

I mean, really, ''destination unknowun?'' Am I hearing it right? Now, I could continue bashing on Pauly, but if you wanna know the rest.... hey! buy the rights.

Positives: One less foreign asshole working for Microsoft.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJe8hQ8ha0]YouTube - OMC - How bizarre[/ame]

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#7.



Gary Glitter.

''Hey!''

Positives: ''Hey!''

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xd44PWZGzg]YouTube - Gary Glitter - Rock'n Roll Part 2 1972[/ame]

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#6.



Tiny Tim.

You'd be hard-pressed to find five singers worse than Tiny Tim, but I managed to do it. If you've never heard Tiny Tim before, it's an experience that you'll never forget, and you will never be the same again.

Posistives: If you think of one, let me know.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-bMkCxbSxk]YouTube - Tiny Tim - Great Balls Of Fire[/ame]

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Stopped reading after Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan were mentioned.
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I'd never compare the great Bob Dylan to Jimi Hendrix, so I'm not sure where you found Bob Dylan on my list. But I did add a spoiler tag for people like you, on my Jimi Hendrix selection.

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#5.



Uncle Kracker.

One of the few people on this list, which I know next to nothing about.... and I plan on keeping it that way. Out of all the people listed, this is the only time I bursted out laughing, when I first heard his stuff. I'm not sure who this guy is, where he came from, but if he's released more than the few songs I've heard, I may jump him up a spot or two, because it can be argued that Uncle Kracker is the worst singer on the planet. I should have done more research, because if ''Uncle Kracker'' is the name of a band, then they would have gotten the #1 spot ahead of Limp Bizkit, on my ''worst bands of all time'' thread. However, I'm assuming, like I did while making my bands list, that he's a solo artist, making him a worthy candidate on this list, and probably top 3.

Positives: He's #5, which is actually a positive, because he is just as bad, if not worse than the next 4 singers coming up.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gjx-ZQuQ_Y]YouTube - Uncle Kracker - Follow Me[/ame]

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#4.



Marc Costanzo/Sharon Costanzo/Len.

Marc Constanzo thought it would be a good idea to take his equally talentless sister, and form the canadian rock band ''Len.'' Despite having the worst singing voice imaginable, they managed to put out a hit and a fanbase. If you watch the video, you'd never catch on to the fact that they're related - I guess incest is just another thing canadians pride themselves in. I know this is an all male edition, but since Marc and Sharon can't leave eachs others side for longer than 5 seconds, I won't be the one to break up such a close-knit family. And how about the ending of this video? Talk about freaky.

Positives: Marc does ''find'' the time to keep in touch with his fans via twitter/email, and whatever the fuck else he uses. I am just one of the 6 proud owners of such emails... But who really gives a fuck? It's ''Len.'' Good with that new album, Buddy, or was that planned in 2008?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA]YouTube - Len - Steal My Sunshine[/ame]

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#3.



Richard Fairbrass.

Best known as ''Right Said Fred,'' and the song ''I'm Too Sexy.'' Richard single handily destroys everything the gay community is attempting to accomplish. He added every single possible negative stereotype imaginable. It's like watching the movie ''Boat trip'' with cheap beats, and awful guitar riffs.

Positives: The gay community doesn't want anything to do with him either.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5km-IoWdFYw]YouTube - Right Said Fred - You're My Mate[/ame]

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#2.



Taco Ockerse.

Better known as ''Taco.'' The 80s one hit wonder who blessed us all with ''Puttin' on The Ritz.'' And that was after he found a gimmick and became interesting.

Positives: It's no real surprise that his album went platinum in.......Canada.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_W5QnO5UGk&feature=related]YouTube - Taco - Puttin on the Ritz (1983)[/ame]

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1b.



David ''The Hoff'' Hasselhoff.

German fans once referred to ''the Hoff'' as their Elvis Presley. He started out as a likable guy, but then started to give us the impression that his career change, was a serious one. Big mistake. Maybe ''Hoff'' will do us all a favor and overdose on pain meds, cementing his legacy as the ''King'' of Germany.

But as bad as ''Hoff' is, he isn't bad enough to hold this spot by himself.

Positives: Unless Germany burns down, we won't have to put up with this nonsense.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8]YouTube - David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling[/ame]

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#1.



Gerardo MejÃa.

Reeeeco.... Suaaaaave.

I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If i try that I'll be puking.

Positives: Shortly after the decline of his music ''career,'' Gerardo was denied the label ''rap artist,'' allowing him to qualify as the worst singer of all-time. Sweet.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04]YouTube - Rico suave - Gerardo MejÃa[/ame]