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  • Nukleopatra
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    Nuk's 2010 (and beyond) Movie Tracking Thread.



    This is just my own personal movie tracking thread, so I can keep track of all the shit I plan on watching this summer, and beyond. It won't contain any fancy dell/palooza reviews (those are great, by the way,) just movie descriptions, a couple thoughts and a rating. I would just continue posting in the ''last movie you watched'' thread, but I don't feel like searching through all of those pages just to find out what I've seen recently. Feel free to throw out some suggestions, shitty or otherwise - I'll watch anything. In extreme cases, though, I may pull a Roger Ebert and pretend I actually finished watching the movie, and move on to bashing it.
    Last edited by Nukleopatra; 03-11-2010, 05:07 AM.
  • Nukleopatra
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    #2


    The Descent 2 - 2009.

    ''Distraught, confused, and half-wild with fear, Sarah Carter emerges alone from the Appalachian cave system where she encountered unspeakable terrors. Unable to plausibly explain to the authorities what happened - or why she's covered in her friends' blood - Sarah is forced back to the subterranean depths to help locate her five missing companions.''

    If you've seen ''The Descent,'' you aren't going to get anything new here. This time around you really won't find yourself caring one way or the other about what happens to the characters. During the original, I found myself thinking ''run, bitch, run....'' In this one, it was more like ''fall down, bitch, fall down.'' It certainly could have been worse, though..

    1.5 out of 4.

    50% from Rotten Tomatoes: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/descent_part_2/
    Last edited by Nukleopatra; 03-11-2010, 03:33 AM.

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    • Nukleopatra
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      #3


      Lover's Lane - 1999.

      ''A man who killed 13 years before goes out on the loose to kill his victims' children.''

      Finished up my double header with one of Anna Faris' earlier films. She annoys me to no end, so I thought I'd check it out. I had a fairly good idea what I was in for, and it didn't disappoint.

      0.5 out of 4. :shot:

      Rotten Tomatoes - Hasn't been rated.
      Last edited by Nukleopatra; 03-11-2010, 05:08 AM.

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      • Palooza
        Au Revoir, Shoshanna
        • Feb 2009
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        #4
        I like this thread already. I'm going to watch the first Descent today.

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        • Buzzman
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          • Oct 2008
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          #5
          I think you should review In the Company of Men just so people how this site know about it

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          • Nukleopatra
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            #6
            Originally posted by Buzzman
            I think you should review In the Company of Men just so people how this site know about it
            I plan on watching it for a second time, before throwing it up here.. I'll try to do that with every movie. It'll be on here, though. Tonight, I'll probably go with ''Evil Bong'' and ''500 Days of Summer.'' I won't get much done this weekend, movie wise, since I have plans - but during the week, I'm going to try to check out at least one movie per day. New and old, because my collection is starting to gather dust.

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            • Nukleopatra
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              #7


              Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009)

              ''In New York City, an estranged couple who witness a murder are relocated to small-town Wyoming as part of a witness-protection program. ''

              I was browsing a movie site and saw a link to this one, and thought I'd give it a shot, since all I'm doing is posting at VSN, anyway. I've been a long time hater of Hugh Grant, and if you told me he was even capable of doing a decent movie, I would have laughed at you - and then ''About a Boy'' came along, which was so good, that I was able to set aside my hatred for Grant, giving him the benfit of the doubt. Unfortunately, ''About a Boy'' was a one time deal it seems, because he hasn't done anything even decent since. ''Did You Hear About The Morgans'' just put him back on my shit list.

              1 out of 4. :shot:

              13% from Rotten Tomatoes - http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1213...t_the_morgans/

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              • Palooza
                Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                • Feb 2009
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                #8
                dude.

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                • Nukleopatra
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Palooza
                  dude.
                  I know. I know. ''1'' is way too high, but every time I see Grant's face ''About a Boy'' comes to mind, causing me to overrate every single thing he does now.

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                  • Buzzman
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                    • Oct 2008
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                    #10
                    SJP is a bitch, can I get an amen???

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                    • Palooza
                      Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                      • Feb 2009
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                      #11
                      SJP is an ugly woman.

                      Amen.

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                      • mgoblue2290
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                        • Feb 2009
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                        #12
                        Nuk, do you have a reliable web site you go to in order to stream movies? If so, can I get the link to it?

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                        • Nukleopatra
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by mgoblue2290
                          Nuk, do you have a reliable web site you go to in order to stream movies? If so, can I get the link to it?
                          I sent you about five or six of my favorites.

                          The last link is the place I find all the cheesy horror shit that I can't find in rental places, so if that stuff isn't your thing, skip that one altogether.

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                          • Goober
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                            • Feb 2009
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nukleopatra
                            I sent you about five or six of my favorites.

                            The last link is the place I find all the cheesy horror shit that I can't find in rental places, so if that stuff isn't your thing, skip that one altogether.
                            PM please. I have a few sites, but they usually only have mainstream stuff, and streaming is my only option.

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                            • brees fan
                              Shotgunning 4ur sins
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 3449

                              #15
                              Why is every movie you watch always so shitty...



                              edit-Im not sure that makes any sense, why do you have such shitty taste in movies? I mean what could possess a person to even want to watch most these movies, maybe thats the secret to your powers...
                              Last edited by brees fan; 03-11-2010, 11:42 PM.
                              (*)I am a 25 year old pathological liar. I didn't have any friends growing up, so I feel that I have to impress people I may never meet online with fabricated stories. Any threads/messages I write are strictly false, and have no relevance to any daily experiences in my life. Basically, I am just a law respecting, citizen with no friends(*)

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