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  • dell71
    Enter Sandman
    • Mar 2009
    • 23919

    Dell's Pointless Lists - Basketball Movies

    Another basketball season has come and gone. What should you do about getting your basketball fix? If you’re lucky, like me, you live in an area where there’s some good summer hoops to take in. Here in the Triangle (in North Carolina) we have an excellent annual pro-am event starting up next week. So last year I got an advanced viewing of John Wall against pro and major college talent. Some of you may have seen the youtube vid of him dunking on Jerry Stackhouse. Unfortunately, I wasn’t there that night, but he did some impressive stuff when I was there.

    If you’re not so lucky maybe you can catch some NBA summer league games on cable. Honestly, I usually don’t bother with that. How about mixing in some drama with your b-ball? If you go that route, these are my…

    Greatest Basketball Movies of All Time

    DISCLAIMER: I did this list once before but foolishly excluded documentaries. Seeing how so many basketball movies are just terrible, I didn’t make that mistake this time.



    10. The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh
    Moses Gunn, played by the awesome Julius "Dr. J" Erving, is on a fictional pro team in Pittsburgh. He's great but the team sucks. One of Gunn's fans, who's like 15 years old, gets hired & he in turn brings in a psychic who decides the only way this team will succeed is if they bring in all new players that were born under the sign of Pisces cuz Moses Gunn is a pisces. I'm not even making this up. Movie critics the world over will tell how much it sucks but I love it.



    9. Above the Rim
    Tupac is the local gangsta that runs the street-ball world. The rest of the cast, including star Duane Martin, is capable but at the end of the day it's Pac's charisma that carries the movie. Throw in solid work by the always underrated Leon & we have the makings of a 'hood classic.



    8. The Heart of the Game
    We follow the Roosevelt Rough Riders, a Seattle high school girls’ basketball team. Their eccentric coach Bill Resler is infectious. He keeps things as loose as possible. However, the real heart of this documentary is star player Darnellia Russell and the trials and tribulations she goes through.



    7. Love & Basketball
    Okay, so an all-out chick-flick makes the cut. Sanaa Lathan & Omar Epps grow up as extremely talented ball-playing next door neighbors who happen to have a thing for each other. Admittedly, even with plenty of basketball being played throughout (the movies even physically broken into four "quarters" like a game is) it boils down to being a romance. For this movie, and one other on this list, I can let that slide.



    6. Rebound: The Legend of Earl “The Goat” Manigault
    Based on the true rise, fall & rise of NY playground legend Earl "The Goat" Manigault. One of my faves, Don Cheadle, is in the lead-role. Growing up & playing a lot of ball in the city, I heard plenty of stories about "The Goat" so maybe nostalgia gets it this high up on the list but it really is a very good movie. The only one on the list that was made-for-tv. HBO did the honors & they generally make much better movies than other networks.



    5. White Men Can't Jump
    Woody Harrelson & Wesley Snipes take advantage of the stereotype that white guys aren't as good at basketball as black guys & hustle on various courts in L.A. Lots of basketball and hilarity ensues. Of course, it's the love story that plays out between Harrelson & one of the women of my dreams, Rosie Perez that provides the movie with balance. Well, it really makes it a bit of a chick-flick but for Rosie I'll make an exception.



    4. Soul in the Hole
    This documentary contains exhilarating, New York City streetball and gut-wrenching drama as we follow two basic storylines. First, we watch the “Kenny Kings” try to go undefeated through the summer. Second, and this is the tough part, we watch the relationship between the team’s coach Kenny Jones and his star player Ed “Booger” Smith, whom Kenny has taken in and cared for as if he were his own son. No one who has seen this movie will ever forget “Booger.”



    3. He Got Game
    The story of Jesus, Shuttlesworth, that is. Director Spike Lee takes on the college recruiting game & scores big. Real NBA baller Ray Allen plays the lead but helping to elevate a suspect cast are Rosario Dawson as the opportunistic (read: gold digging) girlfriend & the already legendary Denzel Washington as the dad trying to persuade his son. It’s edgy, funny & not given nearly enough credit for predicting the hype surrounding the high school career of LeBron James. Yup, that's what I said.



    2. Hoosiers
    For many, this is the quintessential sports movie not just basketball movie. It’s Rocky on the hardwood. Gene Hackman is pure genius as the new head coach who has to deal with all the local riff-raff telling him how to do his job. If the story of an underdog high school basketball team in Indiana doesn’t warm your heart, you don’t have one.



    1. Hoop Dreams
    The intertwining, yet independent tales of William Gates and Arthur Agee make for arguably, the greatest sports documentary of all time. We meet the boys just as they are about to enter high school and leave about a year after they graduate. What happens in between is touching, sad, triumphant, wonderful, bittersweet and just perfect filmmaking.


    Just Rimmed Out (alphabetically):


    The Air Up There


    Blue Chips:


    Coach Carter


    Glory Road:


    The Great Santini


    Gunnin’ For That #1 Spot


    More Than a Game


    Pistol: The Birth of a Legend


    Semi-Pro


    Space Jam


    Sunset Park


    Teen Wolf



    BRICK!!!


    The 6th Man


    Celtic Pride


    Crossover


    Juwanna Mann


    O


    Rebound




    DNP – Coach’s Decision:

    (That means I haven’t seen these)


    Eddie


    Finding Forrester


    Forget Paris


    A Season on the Brink


    That Championship Season
  • G-men
    Posts too much
    • Nov 2011
    • 7579

    #2
    Coach Carter and Glory Road should have made the list IMO. and Like Mike should have at least gotten a mention.

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    • Argath
      $2 whore
      • Apr 2009
      • 9241

      #3
      Coach Carter and Glory Road are some of my all time favorites



      Space Jam was my shit when I was a kid


      What's up with totally excluding



      The name itself should have had it make the list

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      • Leftwich
        Bring on the Season

        • Oct 2008
        • 13700

        #4
        Space Jam and White Men Can't Jump are some of my favorite sports movies of all time. Glad WMCJ made the list and Space Jam at least got a mention.

        Originally posted by Tailback U
        It won't say shit, because dying is for pussies.

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        • j.hen
          Self Care
          • Oct 2008
          • 10058

          #5
          More Than a Game ftw

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          • j.hen
            Self Care
            • Oct 2008
            • 10058

            #6
            Glory Road is legit

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            • G-men
              Posts too much
              • Nov 2011
              • 7579

              #7
              Originally posted by Argath
              What's up with totally excluding



              The name itself should have had it make the list
              was thinking the same thing except i couldnt think of the name of the movie

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              • dell71
                Enter Sandman
                • Mar 2009
                • 23919

                #8
                Originally posted by Argath
                What's up with totally excluding



                The name itself should have had it make the list
                Saw "that one", didn't like it. The "Double Teamed" I liked was COMPLETELY different. ;)
                Last edited by dell71; 07-05-2010, 11:18 AM.

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                • Macken
                  Blah
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 7185

                  #9
                  above the rim shoulda been higher..

                  and how did Sunset Park not make the list?

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                  • EmpireWF
                    Giants in the Super Bowl
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 24082

                    #10
                    Eddie is a fun flick.

                    Forget Paris is too much of a romance film where Billy Crystal plays an NBA ref and falls in love with an American woman in Paris.

                    Good list...more love for Blue Chips though


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                    • Rush
                      vsn has rizzen

                      • Oct 2008
                      • 15931

                      #11
                      So many damn movies I had forgotten about. Great read as always Dell

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                      • Point Blank
                        Needs a hobby
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 14184

                        #12
                        Great thread, great list.

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                        • The Buddha
                          Junior Member
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 2401

                          #13
                          Needs more Air Bud


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                          • strahanfan92
                            Meat
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 5456

                            #14
                            Wow, just watched Hoop Dreams, unbelievable movie. I want to check out some others I haven't seen. Could someone hook me up with a link to Soul in the Hole, or Rebound: The Legend? Thanks

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                            • CrimsonGhost56
                              True Blue
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 5981

                              #15
                              celtic pride was good

                              fuck what ya heard

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