Entourage - Season 7

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So im confused.

The bag of coke Lloyd found at the end - was that Vince's? or did he find it in the crate of Tequila and it's being smuggled in the crates.

[DDRGuido]

This show keeps getting worse and worse imo, but I can't look away

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my cardroom here has avion tequila.

[DDRGuido]

imho, the scene with Carlos and Cuban was the worst I've seen in this whole series.

Where do they come up with this stuff.

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imho, the scene with Carlos and Cuban was the worst I've seen in this whole series.

Where do they come up with this stuff.

Thank you. This character Carlos is a fucking moron. He is offered 5 million by a billionaire, and says it has to be on his terms or nobody's terms.

Then as soon as the billionaire leaves, he admits that it's actually on his brother's terms since he owns more shares. Why on earth would he try to play hardball with Cuban when he has no bargaining leverage whatsoever? And why is he blaming Turtle for losing the company when he wasn't the one who insisted that a company he doesn't own be on his terms and his terms alone? If Carlos doesn't act like such a jackass (about a company he doesn't control despite pretending that he does), he gets his $5M and keeps his minority shares in the company.

That was either sloppy writing or they intended for his character to appear dumber than Turtle. I did LOL when Cubez dropped an f-bomb at the end, that kind of saved the scene.

Also, WTF were Ethan Suplee and Brian Urlacher doing in that one scene? That was the dumbest scene in Entourage history I think. So much didn't make sense. Why is Brian Urlacher sitting at a bar with Turtle, and why is Ethan Suplee bartending them? The writing in that scene was cringe-worthy too....


Urlacher: If you're lying to me, I'm gonna kill you, and then I'll kill Cuban.
Suplee/bartender: You don't want that Turtle.

.....scene

That is the only line Suplee gets. My question is, why did he even agree to do that? Is his career that bad right now where he's taking one-line spots on Entourage? Dude has been in dozens of movies and shows and he's playing a bartender in a scene with Jerry Ferrara and Brian Ulacher? And his one line is a throwaway after overhearing Urlacher threaten to kill Mark Cuban?

Why did Ethan Suplee agree to do that scene, and how did that terrible dialogue get past a writers' meeting?

Also, Amanda Daniels giving her "big reveal" speech to Ari in the restaurant was so fucking predictable and has already been done two other times. Were we supposed to be like "ZOMG THOSE GUYS ARE WITH THE NFL!"?

Carla Gugino is fucking hot but the way that character is written she is so fucking annoying. She always has these "reveal the twist" speeches, and they are always the same fucking tone and dialogue structure.

Remember when Vinny lost out on a movie because Ari and Nick Rubenstein pissed that guy off at Temple on a Jewish holiday? She pretty much delivered the exact same "Here is why I was right the whole time" speech with the same inflection in her voice at the end of that episode. There's two or three other times when they've used her character in this way as well. Just another example of all the plot devices and dialogue constructs that get recycled on this show.

Show is fucking repetitive and turrible now.

One last thing- I get that Lloyd is a bit more close with his clients than most agents so he'll be a bit more concerned, but come on, you're a big time Hollywood agent, act like you've seen an actor do drugs before. Sure it was a big bag of coke, but come the fuck on you work in Hollywood, IRL if an agent saw a big bag of coke at an actor's house he'd probably just shrug and keep moving.

I love Lloyd, I really do, but it's so unrealistic for him to be the one to fully out Vince (I say fully because there's a difference between E thinking he did a little blow at the party and Vinny having a mountain-sized stash of booger sugar). That's not his place and no agent would overstep those boundaries IRL. Now, they're gonna have some Vince-tervention next week because Johnny's gay agent snitched on him to the whole crew.

How many actors get their coke habit blown up by their brother's gay agent?

[Sean]

^^ so true

agreed, alot of this episode was really, why? Like why was Queen Latifah called by her real name?

so many cameos, so little had actual points, it was atleast nice to see 2 billionaires on the show, wonder if they did the show for free or not?

also saw that the guy who played E was the director, maybe thats why it sucks, was barely in the episode

and yea, i was joking with one of my friends that at the end of the series, Vince is gonna find out he has a few kids, and will take any role to pay off child support

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^^ so true

agreed, alot of this episode was really, why? Like why was Queen Latifah called by her real name?

so many cameos, so little had actual points, it was atleast nice to see 2 billionaires on the show, wonder if they did the show for free or not?

also saw that the guy who played E was the director, maybe thats why it sucks, was barely in the episode

and yea, i was joking with one of my friends that at the end of the series, Vince is gonna find out he has a few kids, and will take any role to pay off child support

Yeah, that threw me, especially when there's a semi-regular character named Dana who was featured in the "Last time on Entourage" scenes in the beginning. I went from being excited at an Ari-Dana Gordon confrontation to shaking my head at another cameo.

[Blade]

For all the numbskulls....Queen Latifah's birth name is Dana Elaine Owens.....I am the whitest indian guy you will ever meet and even I knew her name was Dana Owens.

I want to know where Vinnie found all that coke, that is a decent sized bag he bought from his guy like he mentioned in the last episode after hanging out at the biker bar. It's not Carlos' coke, dogs would have smelled that shit a mile away like that. Most popular way to smuggle coke nowadays is to use this crazy method of soaking it up in clothes. Plus why didn't Diddy or Marky Mark find the coke either?

Also, since when the fuck did Ari lose all business sense. He goes from a guy who for 6 seasons, was always on top of business to this pathetic pussy. It's the only angle I don't like of this season, and I think it's ruining the show.

[Champ]

For all the numbskulls....Queen Latifah's birth name is Dana Elaine Owens.....I am the whitest indian guy you will ever meet and even I knew her name was Dana Owens.

I want to know where Vinnie found all that coke, that is a decent sized bag he bought from his guy like he mentioned in the last episode after hanging out at the biker bar. It's not Carlos is coke, dogs would have smelled that shit a mile away like that. Most popular way to smuggle coke nowadays is to use this crazy method of soaking it up in clothes. Plus why didn't Diddy or Marky Mark find the coke either?

Also, since when the fuck did Ari lose all business sense. He goes from a guy how for 6 seasons, was always on top of business to this pathetic pussy. It's the only angle I don't like of this season, and I think it's ruining the show.

Plus if you are going to smuggle coke in large cases of tequilla pretty sure you wouldn't have it just out in a zip lock bag.

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For all the numbskulls....Queen Latifah's birth name is Dana Elaine Owens.....I am the whitest indian guy you will ever meet and even I knew her name was Dana Owens.

I want to know where Vinnie found all that coke, that is a decent sized bag he bought from his guy like he mentioned in the last episode after hanging out at the biker bar. It's not Carlos is coke, dogs would have smelled that shit a mile away like that. Most popular way to smuggle coke nowadays is to use this crazy method of soaking it up in clothes. Plus why didn't Diddy or Marky Mark find the coke either?

Also, since when the fuck did Ari lose all business sense. He goes from a guy how for 6 seasons, was always on top of business to this pathetic pussy. It's the only angle I don't like of this season, and I think it's ruining the show.

I think everyone figured that out as soon as Queen Latifah appeared on screen and started reciting lines, no need to call everyone a numbskull. It wasn't confusing once she started talking, but it was still stupid for Ari to shout "DANA! DANA!" and go chase her down, because there's only one Dana any Entourage fan is going to expect.

[Blade]

I think everyone figured that out as soon as Queen Latifah appeared on screen and started reciting lines, no need to call everyone a numbskull. It wasn't confusing once she started talking, but it was still stupid for Ari to shout "DANA! DANA!" and go chase her down, because there's only one Dana any Entourage fan is going to expect.

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Plus if you are going to smuggle coke in large cases of tequilla pretty sure you wouldn't have it just out in a zip lock bag.

I know right lol at people thinking its being smuggled in the tequila.

yea cause big time drug dealers smuggle coke in hefty ziploc bags, double zipp FTW!

Bobsmuggins hit it on the head.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nRSOvscgAs

Who the fuck was crying? I was just pointing out a stupid piece of writing on a show filled with stupid writing.

[Bear Pand]

One last thing- I get that Lloyd is a bit more close with his clients than most agents so he'll be a bit more concerned, but come on, you're a big time Hollywood agent, act like you've seen an actor do drugs before. Sure it was a big bag of coke, but come the fuck on you work in Hollywood, IRL if an agent saw a big bag of coke at an actor's house he'd probably just shrug and keep moving.

I love Lloyd, I really do, but it's so unrealistic for him to be the one to fully out Vince (I say fully because there's a difference between E thinking he did a little blow at the party and Vinny having a mountain-sized stash of booger sugar). That's not his place and no agent would overstep those boundaries IRL. Now, they're gonna have some Vince-tervention next week because Johnny's gay agent snitched on him to the whole crew.

How many actors get their coke habit blown up by their brother's gay agent?

This. I also liked how everyone in that scene looked so mortified when Lloyd found the coke. Yo got Turtle an admitted former drug dealer, Walsh who already knew, and Drama who's been in Hollywood forever.

Dudes looked like they saw a ghost when he pulled it out. I doubt most people at VSN would have that reaction.

Also scust at Vince kissing Sasha Grey in the mouth another week.

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This. I also liked how everyone in that scene looked so mortified when Lloyd found the coke. Yo got Turtle an admitted former drug dealer, Walsh who already knew, and Drama who's been in Hollywood forever.

Dudes looked like they saw a ghost when he pulled it out. I doubt most people at VSN would have that reaction.

Also scust at Vince kissing Sasha Grey in the mouth another week.

Yep, plus their scumbag friend Dom who was into drugs. Remember when Ari poured all the fake powder on his office desk to tell them he got the Medillan offer? Dom pushed everyone out of the way and said "Me first if that's real blow"

Nobody got mad, or called him a bad influence, or anything, they just shrugged. The show has either forgotten what it once was, or it's forgotten what it once was. I'm leaning towards it has forgotten what it once was.