Top 10 Softest Rappers in the game

[Kuzzy Powers]

Ghostface Killah: Top 10 Softest Rappers In The Game Hustles

Hilarious read, written my Ghostface.

[Houston]

The one liners are the best.

[CaribbeanJoseph]

So much win.

Ayo 1…this nigga whole style is straight baby thighs son. Straight up. He might got some songs that yall might enjoy n shit but he a straight glitter blooded nigga wit a bullshit ass rhyme book when it come down to it nahmean. The nigga got yall fooled tho so I aint gon step on the nigga toes too much n shit but if you got male genitalia n shit n you listen to this nigga music you a vic nahmean. This nigga done flashed his wand on you. Or you mighta caught a contact off that fairy dust the niggas smokin.

Drake 1,2,3

[NAHSTE]

The nigga did serve a nigga in the crowd at his show wit the 1 piece combo so Imma give him that credit where its due n shit namsayin.

[IamMedellin]

5. Wale

Ayo this nigga scared of females n probably cries when he fucks. Straight up.

lmfao

[Kuzzy Powers]

Ahhhh you didnt even quote the best part!

Even tho that shit probably aint leave a mark on that nigga. That shit mussa took the nigga some heart at least nahmean.

Also..

Ayo Cudi aka Kid Cuddli at the bottom of the list right here. Ayo no offense cos the god actually dont hate this nigga or nothin…but the nigga joints is softer than cotton panties son.

[j.hen]

That's a real dude.

[MvP]

Kuzzy late, I was reading this on Boxden like 3 months ago. There used to be a bunch of other ones too on some blogspot called Ghostface Chronicles but the link got taken down.

I couldn't stop laughing when I read these. Shame it's not actually GK though.

[Woy]

Yeah I read this about two weeks ago, but it's still funny nonetheless.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Fuckers are slacking by not making a thread, that includes Strahan who linked it to me earlier. Dont hate.

[zack54attack]

I lol'd

[G-men]

i made it to "this nigga softer than cotton panties" before i busted out laughing.

[~Chance~]

Wheelchair jimmy. I lmao.

[FirstTimer]

No Kuzzy or OOBL?

[A Tasty Burgerr]

Hell yeah! Fuck yeah! Shit yeah! - I said that Ghostface Killah was my Charlie Sheen. Here

Tweets from ghostface:

On hygiene:

Clean your ass with the best soap. The best soap from the heavens above nigga. That’s Dove!

On the weather:

Be careful out there y’all. That ice gon have niggas looking like Barney Rubble running in place and shit. Peace!

In general:

Fuck That. Run! Cops got guns!

Again on hygiene:

Don’t wash your nuts and then wash your face. You feel me! You goin’ backwards. A lot of y’all niggas ain’t know that shit! Nah mean.

On motivation:

Think of an invention, make a new toilet bowl or some shit. Do something man. Y’all muthafuckas man, ya niggas kill me man, time to get up!

On fashion:

A lot of y’all muthafuckas just throw on whatever whatever whatever whatever and just think thats whats poppin man and it’s not poppin man.

More on hygiene:

Scrub your tongue man, thats where all your bad breath, your little fuckin corroded bacteria be runnin around tap dancing on yall fuckin tongue.

On dadumdumdadums:

All y’all smart dumb cats out there. Y’ll Dadumdadum niggas man. Knowledge yourself.

On science:

Yo the Sun can never be pussy, he always comes out. He’ll sit right there even if you pull your gun out.

More on weather:

Heavy rain fucked my kicks up. Wasn’t looking, splashed in a puddle. Bitch laughing. First thought was best the bitch up.

On humanity:

Be nice to crackheads. Sometimes they’re all you got.