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  • relaxedanderson
    I am not Abe Kabbible
    • Feb 2009
    • 1836
    #1

    Realistic career goals

    Had a lad come into my studio today; he is unemployed and probably heading towards prison next month. However, he has a plan; a foolproof way to better his life and make something of himself.

    If you're looking to turn your life around just follow these simple points.
    1. Go into the studio and play the engineer a Kanye West song on your phone
    2. Get him to make you a beat "just like that only better" in ten minutes
    3. Get behind the microphone and start freestyling
    4. Send a copy of the track to Eminem's record label
    5. Get signed by Eminem's record label
    6. Take delivery of an enormous consignment of cash
    7. Go out and buy a Lamborghini


    It's so simple I'm surprised nobody has thought of it before. I just hope the Lamborghini factory can keep up with the increased demand now that I've leaked this little secret onto the net.
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    ...and she said "Well I don't think you're a fishmonger. I think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory."
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    • Houston
      Back home
      • Oct 2008
      • 21231
      #2
      Does this mean you've heard a Kanye West song before

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        • Warner2BruceTD
          2011 Poster Of The Year
          • Mar 2009
          • 26142
          #3
          Originally posted by relaxedanderson
          Had a lad come into my studio today; he is unemployed and probably heading towards prison next month. However, he has a plan; a foolproof way to better his life and make something of himself.

          If you're looking to turn your life around just follow these simple points.
          1. Go into the studio and play the engineer a Kanye West song on your phone
          2. Get him to make you a beat "just like that only better" in ten minutes
          3. Get behind the microphone and start freestyling
          4. Send a copy of the track to Eminem's record label
          5. Get signed by Eminem's record label
          6. Take delivery of an enormous consignment of cash
          7. Go out and buy a Lamborghini


          It's so simple I'm surprised nobody has thought of it before. I just hope the Lamborghini factory can keep up with the increased demand now that I've leaked this little secret onto the net.
          Doesn't this usually work?

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            • Herm
              Boomshakalaka
              • Oct 2008
              • 9314
              #4
              Originally posted by Warner2BruceTD
              Doesn't this usually work?
              Im riding around and Im getting it, it mine i spend it.

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                • BigHouseUSA
                  Late to the party.
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 4907
                  #5
                  What's the market for Welsh rappers like?
                  Originally posted by mgoblue2290
                  If you want to win, put Drew in.

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                    • relaxedanderson
                      I am not Abe Kabbible
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 1836
                      #6
                      Originally posted by BigHouseUSA
                      What's the market for Welsh rappers like?
                      Filled.





                      The market for taking it seriously though? Non-existant.
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                      ...and she said "Well I don't think you're a fishmonger. I think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory."

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