10) Luke Wilson in Old School - "Hi! I'm the whiny, constipated character that appears on the screen so you know when to stop laughing!"
9) Timothy Busfield in Field of Dreams -banking in Iowa is a cutthroat business.
8) Jack Nicholson in The Departed - just when you think I can't get any more cliche, I do!
7) Ellen Page in Juno - I act really cool and smart, but I'm really just a slut.
6) Christian Bale in The Dark Knight - "GRRRR!! I'm the Batman!!"
5) Roger Moore as James Bond - Are you jelly of his abs? He's been working out.
4) Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker - any coincidence Hamill's next best role was in The Guyver?
3) Brian Kuh in King of Kong - "There's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up..."
2) Sean Astin in Lord of the Rings - I read the books, and I don't recall Sam being such a whiny bitch.
1) Talia Shire in Rocky - Nothing is real!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz6oxIlmw_M"]Rocky III - Rocky Vs Adrian - YouTube[/ame]
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