Lyrics you always thought were different

[DSpydr84]

Everybody has those songs where they think it's one thing but it's really something completely different. Here's a few of mine, from obvious to unique.


Rihanna - Only Girl
What She Says: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot ride"
What I Thought: "I want you to love me, like I'm a pot pie"


Manfred Man - Blinded By the Light
What He Says: "Revved up like a deuce"
What I Thought: "Wrapped up like a douche"


And of course this classic:

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
What He Says: "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"
What I Thought: "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

Start at 0:38

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSNkopRnuNc"]Scuse Me while I Kiss This Guy ~ Jimi Hendrix - YouTube[/ame]

[Woy]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWy-LCGDsd8"]2012 Passat Commercial: That's what he says? - YouTube[/ame]

[Houston]

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

What Cobain Says: "With the lights out, it's less dangerous"
What I Thought: "Well this lifestyle, is contagious"


I actually didn't realize this until a few days ago.

[IamMedellin]

Manfred Man - Blinded By the Light
What He Says: "Revved up like a deuce"
What I Thought: "Wrapped up like a douche"

[Aso]

When Aerials by System Of A Down came out I was little and didn't know much about music or paid much attention to it. I was in the car with my mom and Aerials was on the Radio.

I thought he was saying: "Oreos in the sky"
Serj actually says: "Aerials in the sky"

At that time I was wondering what idiot would make a song about Oreos.

[Trmszczykowski]

When Aerials by System Of A Down came out I was little and didn't know much about music or paid much attention to it. I was in the car with my mom and Aerials was on the Radio.

I thought he was saying: "Oreos in the sky"
Serj actually says: "Aerials in the sky"

At that time I was wondering what idiot would make a song about Oreos.

"And the fetus flies from the tablecloth!"

[G-men]

I thought the exact same about Blinded by the Light.

[ryne candy]

I had no idea, along with most people, what he was saying....only could make out "licky boom boom down...."

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo"]Snow - Informer 1992 HQ - YouTube[/ame]

[Rudi]

Eiffel 65 - Blue. I always thought the chorus was "Im blue if I were green I would die"

[ryne candy]

Eiffel 65 - Blue. I always thought the chorus was "Im blue if I were green I would die"

my friend and I would just start saying lines while laughing.....

indeed I would die....

[Sigona]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvtJPs8IDgU&ob=av3e"]Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi ft. Vanessa Carlton - YouTube[/ame]

I was ten when I heard this song and we were in Las Vegas when I first heard it.

What I thought: They pay paradise to put up a fuckin' light.
What it is: They pay paradise to put up a parking lot.

Also, in Fall Out Boy's "Sugar We're Going Down Swingin'"

I always thought it was: We're going down, down in a merry go round.
It really was: We're going down, down in an earlier round.

[NAHSTE]

WE LIKE CAAAAARS


AND WE LIKE CARTOOOOONS



(my version is still better)

[shag773]

Bush "Little Things"

What I thought

i touch your mouth
my willy is food
addicted to love
i'm addicted to prune juice

What it is

i touch your mouth
my willy is food
addicted to love
i'm addicted to fools

I have no idea where I got prune juice from, other than the fact I drank a lot in the mid 90's....

[Pitty]

Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi ft. Vanessa Carlton - YouTube

I was ten when I heard this song and we were in Las Vegas when I first heard it.

What I thought: They pay paradise to put up a fuckin' light.
What it is: They pay paradise to put up a parking lot.

Nick, you're so fucking stupid, it's "They paved paradise to put up a parking lot".

[IamMedellin]

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