The ‘Star Wars’ Prequels Into One 85-Minute Movie

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  • IamMedellin
    Everything Burns...
    • Nov 2008
    • 10910

    The ‘Star Wars’ Prequels Into One 85-Minute Movie

    Topher Grace Edited The ‘Star Wars’ Prequels Into One 85-Minute Movie and We Saw It


    Last month I received a cryptic e-mail inviting me to a private screening of a new Star Wars film edited by Topher Grace — which is funny because I had no idea there was a new Star Wars film in the works, with or without Grace’s involvement. I was told the screening was a secret private event arranged only for friends only and was asked not to talk about it beforehand. The event was held somewhere in the Hollywood area in a a screening room filled with filmmakers, editors, actors, actresses and only a few press friends. I was told I could blog about it afterwards if I wanted, so here goes…

    For those of you who don’t know, Topher Grace is a film geek. He loves the Star Wars films, the Back to the Future movies and all the same signature titles of any film geek who grew up in the 1980s. He recently became interested in the editing process and wanted to learn more about the art form. Instead of cutting a short film, he wanted to use something he was more familiar with.

    His idea was to edit the Star Wars prequels into one movie, as they would provide him a lot of footage to work with. He used footage from all three prequels, a couple cuts from the original trilogy, some music from The Clone Wars television series, and even a dialogue bit from Anthony Daniels’ (C-3PO) audio book recordings. He even created a new opening text crawl to set up his version of the story.

    The result is an 85-minute movie titled Star Wars: Episode III.5: The Editor Strikes Back. It should be noted that the Star Wars prequel trilogy is almost 7 hours in total length, and the shortest film (Episode 1) is more than 51 minutes longer than Grace’s fan cut. What this means is a lot of footage ended up on the editing room floor, and a lot of creative choices were made in the editing process. And the result? Topher Grace’s Star Wars film is probably the best possible edit of the Star Wars prequels given the footage released and available.

    Whats most shocking is that with only 85 minutes of footage, Topher was able to completely tell the main narrative of Anakin Skywalker’s road from Jedi to the Sith. While I know the missing pieces and could even fill in the blanks in my head as the film raced past, none of those points were really needed. Whats better is that the character motivations are even more clear and identifiable, a real character arc not bogged down by podraces, galactic senates, Jar Jar Binks, politics or most of the needless parts of the Star Wars prequels. It not only clarifies the story, but makes the film a lot more action-packed.

    The screening last night was a private gathering of Topher’s industry friends — a event that feels like it will surely become part of Hollywood quasi-urban legend. I wish you all could see Topher’s version of the Star Wars prequels, but we were told that this would be the one and only time he would screen his cut. Of course, there are tremendous legal issues which would prevent him from screening the edit in public. He has no intention of uploading the footage online, and doing a screening at, say, Comic-Con, would require uncle George’s permission — which probably would never happen.

    I will give you a rundown of what appeared and didn’t appear in Topher’s film below, but you’ll find that Grace was able to do a lot by removing just a few central aspects of the prequels: the politics, the clone storyline, and the majority of Phantom Menace. Scenes were also cleverly trimmed to get to the point and remove the fluff.

    The opening crawl establishes that assassins have been after the queen and Jedis have been sent to intervene. Topher’s version begins with Episode I’s climactic lightsaber fight between Darth Maul (Ray Park), Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson), and Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor), bypassing the majority of Phantom Menace completely. Starting the story in the middle of this fight was a brilliant choice. Qui-Gon’s dying request that Obi-Wan train Anakin perfectly sets up the story.

    Grace’s version of the film(s) centers on Anakin’s training and friendship with Obi-Wan, and his relationship with Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman). Gone are Trade Federation blockades, the Gungan city, the whole Padmé handmaiden storyline, the explanation of midichlorians, the galactic senate and the boring politics, Anakin’s origins (a backstory which never really needed to be seen in the first place), the droid army’s attack on Naboo, and Jar Jar Binks (Ahmed Best) appears only briefly for only one line of dialogue, used as a set-up to introduce us to the Queen.

    The first time we see Anakin, he is grown up and played by Hayden Christensen (Jake Lloyd never appears in this version). Kenobi and Skywalker are assigned to protect Amidala from additional assassination attempts. This leads us quickly into the chase to capture the assassin in the skies of Coruscant. Anakin is assigned to accompany Padmé to her home planet of Naboo. Unlike George’s version, Obi-Wan doesn’t discover an army of clone troopers on Kamino, but instead stumbles upon Count Dooku’s motives.

    While the Clone troopers make a couple short appearances in this version of the film, the word “clone” is only used once, and the whole storyline is almost completely cut from the story. Jango Fett makes only a small appearance, and his son Boba Fett is left on the cutting room floor. Anakin returns to Tatooine and finds his mother tortured to death by the Tusken Raiders, but gone is the laughable aftermath.

    Padmé and Anakin’s love story is given more of a central spotlight, incorporating a deleted scene of a dinner with her family on Naboo. While the dialogue still sucks, and the romantic scenes are still a bit cheesy, I was left caring way more about this relationship than I was in the original prequels. The arena scene is still included, but shortened.

    And just like that, we’re already into episode 3. In this section, Topher has removed General Grievous.

    Padme tells Anakin that she’s pregnant. The Jedi Council orders Anakin to secretly monitor Palpatine and denies him the rank of Jedi Master. Anakin is frustrated with the Jedi and gets closer to Palpatine. He tells Anakin that the Dark Side of the force has the ability to prevent death. Anakin reports him to the Jedi Council, who doesn’t trust him to come along for the arrest. Palpatine/Sidious battles Jedi Master Mace Windu (Samuel L Jackson), Anakin shows up and turns on his old master to become an apprentice to Darth Sidious. Sidious issues Order 66 across the galaxy, and almost all the Jedi are killed.

    Obi-Wan informs Padmé that Anakin has joined the dark side. She travels to Mustafar to confront him, and realizes that Obi-Wan was telling the truth. Obi-Wan was able to hide aboard her ship, but Anakin believes that she brought him there to kill him. Anakin and Obi-Wan have their lightsaber battle in the middle of a lava flow, ending with Vader diced and burnt. Yoda and the Emperor have their lightsaber duel. Sidious finds Vader in time to save him, and Padmé gives birth to twins — but not intercut.

    The twins find their respective homes, Yoda goes into exile on Dagobah, the droids’ memories are erased, and the film ends with Anakin being turned into Darth Vader. The last shot features Vader’s helmet being lowered down onto Anakin, creating the most iconic villain. And we are left on that dark note.

    Yoda doesn’t teach Obi-Wan how to return from the netherworld to see Qui-Gon, and we don’t see Darth Vader learn of Padmé’s death — which also means we don’t see the resulting infamous laughable temper tantrum “Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!”

    Topher Grace’s Star Wars fan edit is an interesting experiment. You have to understand that Grace can only use the footage available to him, so some of the same problems exist that plagued the original films: some of the dialogue remains laughably bad, and you can’t change some of the stilted performances and stiff framing. I have seen a few of the other fan edits that have been online, including the famous Phantom Edit — and this is probably the best of the bunch. I’m not sure if it turns the saga into a great film, but its certainly a lot more entertaining.

    Before the film screened a trailer for another film Topher Grace is remixing — Steven Spielberg‘s Close Encounters of a Third Kind. I’m not sure that film needs a remix, or could even benefit from a remix, but am interested to see what the experiment will look like. After that, Grace hopes that other actors, editors and filmmakers will run with the ball, produce and showcase remixed films on a annual basis within this private community.

    Jason Reitman has been directing live stage reads of classic film screenplays at LACMA, showing how a filmmaker can make different choices with an interesting cast can completely change a written screenplay. This seems like the next evolution of that, but also an exercise in storytelling with the use of crafty editing. I’m not sure I completely understand Grace’s motives in creating this film, but I enjoyed it regardless.

    After the screening, I recorded a video blog reaction with Frosty from Collider, Alex from FirstShowing and Fanboys director Kyle Newman. Frosty and Kyle get into a fun spat over the overall quality of the Star Wars prequels:

    Video Blog: Topher Grace's 85-Minute STAR WARS Prequel from ColliderVideos on Vimeo.





  • Ravin
    Dishing the Gino's
    • Feb 2009
    • 6994

    #2
    Now this would be cool to see, and I got to say, the idea of movie "remixes" is kind of interesting. Some movies you wouldn't want to speed through, but I'm sure everyone could find some trilogy they didn't like and get through it quickly. The Matrix comes to mind for me. Though I love the Matrix, I know many people have issues with the last two films (big surprise, the love shit) and if they could just fast track through some of it, you may have a killer movie and a half.
    All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.

    "rammer" and "cummings"

    The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.

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    • Leftwich
      Bring on the Season

      • Oct 2008
      • 13700

      #3
      I wanna see it. Topher Grace of all people though.

      Originally posted by Tailback U
      It won't say shit, because dying is for pussies.

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      • ThomasTomasz
        • Nov 2024

        #4
        Originally posted by JayRock
        It's so disappointing to think how much potential the prequels had only to get fucked by George Lucas.

        Fuck him.
        The Expanded Universe novels are the stories to follow, as the only thing Lucas does anymore is approve the storylines, and nothing else. He's been too wrapped up in writing the stories for the live action show in any case to do much more.

        What I really liked was the Darth Plageuis book that was released recently. It shed new information on how everything in the prequels came to be.

        EDIT: and for the record, I can't stand Lucas anymore. Before he got "involved" again with the prequels, things were going great with the games at the time- Rogue Squadron, Dark Forces, X-Wing and Tie Fighter- and the novels were good. Now we've got the crappy prequels, an animated TV show, a live-action show which will never deliver on its hype (if it is even delivered) and since he's gotten more involved in the games, we've had crappy games like The Force Unleashed.

        At the very least, LucasArts put out an add for people who have worked on a flight simulator a few months back, so we can at least hope that a Rogue Squadron or X-Wing game is upcoming.

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        • Ravin
          Dishing the Gino's
          • Feb 2009
          • 6994

          #5
          It happens all the time when you focus on love stuff in an action movie. The originals were cool because Han Solo was a bad ass, and his love story with Leia was kind of one of those "yeah you want me" things, rather than the high school musical you get in the prequels.

          Thing is, it is hard not to have it so over the top. Why else would Anakin become Darth? Though I did think Lucas could have done something better. "Padme is dying, Empire knows how to save her, so bitch boy here go kill everyone so you can learn it as well, but first you are going to kill her so it doesn't make much difference."
          All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.

          "rammer" and "cummings"

          The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.

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          • Houston
            Back home
            • Oct 2008
            • 21231

            #6
            Originally posted by Ravin
            The Matrix comes to mind for me. Though I love the Matrix, I know many people have issues with the last two films (big surprise, the love shit)
            Some of us have issues with the corniness of the original.

            Originally posted by Ravin
            Why else would Anakin become Darth?

            Any reason, didn't have to be love. Lucas had almost a clean slate in terms of Anakin's story.

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            • Ravin
              Dishing the Gino's
              • Feb 2009
              • 6994

              #7
              Originally posted by Houston

              Any reason, didn't have to be love. Lucas had almost a clean slate in terms of Anakin's story.
              Hence why I said he could have done better. There was probably lots of good reasons he could have come up with, thing is, he kind of handcuffed himself with the Darth is Luke's father thing.
              All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.

              "rammer" and "cummings"

              The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.

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              • Swarley
                A Special Kind of Cat
                • Jul 2010
                • 11213

                #8
                Originally posted by JayRock
                It's so disappointing to think how much potential the prequels had only to get fucked by George Lucas.

                Fuck him.
                While ep. 1 and 2 were definite crap, I thought 3 was fairly decent. So to me it was only 2/3 fucked lol.

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                • KINGOFOOTBALL
                  Junior Member
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 10343

                  #9
                  Ill never "hate" Lucas as Id rather have digital theaters , better sound , and industry leading CGI than just one set of better SW Prequels. But its clear his artistic decision making as an older guy is terrible. The original trilogy were pretty hokey as well. The actors I think were saved by having actual props and people to talk to. CGI was forced on actors in the new trilogy and Lucas had no idea how to make the dialogue work. Looking back I still think he picked a very good cast , decent story line , and amazing visual ideas....just failed to deliver coherency. His anal rapings of the old trilogy are whats truly mind boggling.
                  Best reason to have a license.

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                  • NAHSTE
                    Probably owns the site
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 22233

                    #10
                    Originally posted by KINGOFOOTBALL
                    Ill never "hate" Lucas as Id rather have digital theaters , better sound , and industry leading CGI than just one set of better SW Prequels. But its clear his artistic decision making as an older guy is terrible. The original trilogy were pretty hokey as well. The actors I think were saved by having actual props and people to talk to. CGI was forced on actors in the new trilogy and Lucas had no idea how to make the dialogue work.


                    Not this shit again.

                    Looking back I still think he picked a very good cast , decent story line , and amazing visual ideas....just failed to deliver coherency. His anal rapings of the old trilogy are whats truly mind boggling.



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                    • Villain
                      [REDACTED]
                      • May 2011
                      • 7768

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ravin
                      Thing is, it is hard not to have it so over the top. Why else would Anakin become Darth?
                      There are lots of great motivations that they could have used. Love is obvious and cliche. Personally I would love for there to have been a master heist set-up by Palpatine and you were left thinking "oh FUCK that guy!" Also factoring in could be a mishandling of current events by the Jedi Council, which could have lead to a jaded Anakin who was still young, arrogant, and confident he could fix everything himself.

                      Instead they put him like a whiney teenager trying to grow up but "they wouldn't let him" type of a story. So cheesy and hollow. Lucas could have gone much deeper with the story and really set it up like Palpatine was the devil himself and the ultimate master manipulator. "Trying to save life" is so corny. Sure it's easy to sit there as a writer and ask "what greater cause is there than love and the saving of life?" but come on. You can go further than that. That might be a trigger but there has to be more.

                      One of the reasons I avoid these movies so much is because of that hollowness and cheesiness. Even the lightsaber duels were boring (all except the one with Darth Maul) and it kills me that two of the best characters in the new movies - Darth Maul and Qui-Gon Jinn - were ousted in the first flick. Mace Winduu was great and SLJ did well, but even then it was like he was an old-school sheriff or something. His character wasn't complicated.

                      Darth Maul had mystery, wonder, and a freshness that hadn't been seen. He had a DIFFERENT LIGHTSABER and unknown origins. With the technology available, there could have been way better fights - maybe someone sporting a blaster and lightsaber simultaneously or more duel-weilding.

                      Instead we get the same old "light the saber and twirl it before you swing" and recycled characters like R2-D2, C-3PO, Boba Fett, etc. Is it so hard to make up new droids? New bounty hunters?

                      There is an entire GALAXY to work with and you decide to have Anakin grow up on the same planet as Luke and NO ONE TELLS HIM THERE WAS ANOTHER SKYWALKER? Darth Vader himself is the one who built C-3PO? R2-D2 used to be able to fly?

                      Sorry but I just had to rant. 11-year-old me had bigger ideas for those movies than Lucas did. He went to a formula and it was lame.


                      On-Topic: That Fan Edit sounds awesome, I wish I could see it.
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                      • Swarley
                        A Special Kind of Cat
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 11213

                        #12
                        ^^^While I understand what you mean, and that it's not an entirely different character (same family), that was actually Jango Fett, not Boba.

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                        • Villain
                          [REDACTED]
                          • May 2011
                          • 7768

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Swarley
                          ^^^While I understand what you mean, and that it's not an entirely different character (same family), that was actually Jango Fett, not Boba.
                          Boba Fett, no matter how cool his bounty hunter gear was and how much everyone loved him in the original trilogy, should've stayed there (in Episode V and VI). He doesn't need an axe to grind against the Jedis because one killed his father in front of his eyes. The whole thing is stupid. Why not make up a new, awesome bounty hunter? Fanboys and geeks could have fun debates; who's a better bounty hunter: HUNTER X from the new movies or Boba Fett from the Original trilogy? Know what I mean?

                          The potential for awesome was so high with these movies. Clever use of an imagination and bringing new things to the table for an untapped storyline would have and should have been amazing. Lucas could've blown everyone out of the seats and more people would be kissing his toes as one of the greatest of all times.

                          I don't think the storyline was as limiting as he made it out to be. There are really only a few things that had to happen:

                          *Anakin must be a great Jedi Knight who turns to the Dark Side and joins the Emperor.
                          *Anakin must have - at the minimum - twin children (he could've had older or other lost children, imagine the directions they could've gone...)
                          *One child must go to Bail Organa and Alderaan (Leia), the other to Owen and Beru Lars on Tatooine (Luke).
                          *Anakin must be maimed by Obi-Wan Kenobi over a lava pit.
                          *Anakin must be the primary murder/hunter-killer of the Jedi population.
                          *The twins cannont be old enough to remember their parents (their mother must die, in childbirth or otherwise).

                          Anyways, the point is that Star Wars was not as good as it could've been and I don't think Lucas has any valid excuse. He had plenty of time to come up with it, he had plenty of money to pay for it, and he had all the technology he said he wanted to make it happen. Essentially there were no limits. Personally, I think he failed miserably.
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                          • Swarley
                            A Special Kind of Cat
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 11213

                            #14
                            Oh I agree. They should have left that alone. The thing I loved about Boba was that there was so much mystery surrounding him. They ruined that with putting his father in the new trilogy. They definitely should have come up with a new bounty hunter.

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                            • Ravin
                              Dishing the Gino's
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 6994

                              #15
                              You hit the nail on the head with the R2-D2 flying thing, and it really makes you go "WTF, why is a lot of this shit not in the originals". A few case in points.


                              Why would the empire not make these fucking things? Fuck, they owned ass, and if you throw them in the Forest of Endor against the Ewoks, it would have been over in 10 minutes. No one had lightsabres, blasters did shit against their shields, and no ewok rock, ax, arrow or whatever was getting through them. I get they stopped all droid making, but this shit is just fuckign stupid.


                              Again, why the fuck would you not try and make more of this guy. Guy has four lightsabres and no jedi training. At the time with Darth being the only Jedi doing shit, this guy would have fucked up the rebel scum so fast, the rebellion would have been killed quickly. Obi-wan just got by this guy. Would love to see the rebels (who can't hit the side of a barn with blasters) try and knock the fuck out of this guy and his four arms.


                              You could seriously go on forever with this shit, and yeah we all know about the enitre "what could be done at the time in terms of technology, cgi, etc" stuff. But R2-D2 is a prime example of a droid who was cool as fuck in the prequel moves, and then turned into an oversized trash can in the originals by the standards they set in the prequels. Remember when R2 was getting the fuck kicked out of him by that little bitch in Jabba's boat thing...why didn't he just spray his ass with oil and light him on fire like he did to a bunch of other droids. Shit why didn't he just do that every time something happened to him.
                              All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.

                              "rammer" and "cummings"

                              The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.

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