Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

[leaffan]

He's really going to hate everything about life at the end of all of this.

I'd love to hear some of the conversations those writers and movie execs are starting to have with the fan backlash being so severe. They may simply just have a script for everything they say about the movie from here on out because they don't want to piss everyone off again.

[Herm]

I would not put it past Bay for another Ice sighting...

is it bad that i rewatched TMNT 2 last year and knew the whole song by heart still?


HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TURTLE GET DOOOOOOOOOWN?



while watching Ninja Rap on youtube i saw Jim Carrey's Ice Ice Baby parody from In Living Color, it was hilarious...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A7tLVIsuNw"]Jim carey does Vanilla Ice - YouTube[/ame]

[Diivox]

ADULT ALIEN ACTION REPTILES

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

It amazes me how seemingly intelligent adults can make such retarded decisions.
I mean you could have made the "Ooze" come from space and still kept the story.
Why are there turtles in space ? Why is there a rat in space ? Why do they know ninjitsu ?

There will be no suspension of disbelief. I hope this movie makes 224$ total opening weekend just to teach ego maniacal writers/producers a lesson.

[Cornelius]

Bad Boys (gimmick), Armegeddon(Blah) , The Island(Huge Turd) , The Rock(Nic Cage shitfest) , Transformers 1(nostalgic dump).

Bay gets too much shit from nerds who are always impossible to please.
Even the horror remakes he produced were tolerable considering how terrible the genre is doing.
But his ego has to be and always will need to be kept in check. If he doesnt bow to this pressure the movie may be a bust before its even cast.

Dude, sorry to break this to you. Michael Bay is a giant cocksucking douchebag who only cares about popcorn flicks and raking in mouth breathers to see his next shitty movie. This is par for the course for that fucknut. Then again, you thought the third X-Men was decent. So, fuck Bay and fuck you too.

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

Dude, sorry to break this to you. Michael Bay is a giant cocksucking douchebag who only cares about popcorn flicks and raking in mouth breathers to see his next shitty movie. This is par for the course for that fucknut. Then again, you thought the third X-Men was decent. So, fuck Bay and fuck you too.

Youve seen them all.
So are you a masochist or a retard ?

[killgod]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-michael-bay-reboot-ninja-turtles-explained/

[spiker]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-mich...les-explained/

I get the point but all of the bro-speak made it basically unreadable. You just can't write something with that many words and have it not contain one coherent sentence. My brain is now fried.

[Cornelius]

Youve seen them all.
So are you a masochist or a retard ?

Probably a bit of both. I watch a lot of movies. That helps me to know that Michael Bay movies and X Men 3 are all shit.

[Houston]

I could tolerate The Island because of Scarlett Johansson, but the only movie of his I actually liked is Transformers. Easily pass on all else.

[citizenerased]

I get the point but all of the bro-speak made it basically unreadable. You just can't write something with that many words and have it not contain one coherent sentence. My brain is now fried.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk"]That's the Joke - YouTube[/ame]

[strahanfan92]

Bad Boys (gimmick), Armegeddon(Blah) , The Island(Huge Turd) , The Rock(Nic Cage shitfest) , Transformers 1(nostalgic dump).

The Rock is phenomenal. You obviously didn't fuck the prom queen.

[Cornelius]

The Rock is phenomenal. You obviously didn't fuck the prom queen.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Btw, that movie shits all over the Rock because nobody fucks with the Jesus, man.

[JeremyHight]

The Rock is arguably my American action movie of all time. The fact that Bay had me actually rooting for a bitch like Nicholas Cage screams at how good the movie really was.

Honestly, I don't mind Bay that much as a director, but I just hope he goes with the darker overtones of the comics over the more childish antics of the show.

[Cornelius]

The Rock is arguably my American action movie of all time. The fact that Bay had me actually rooting for a bitch like Nicholas Cage screams at how good the movie really was.

I think you forgot a word.