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  • dell71
    Enter Sandman
    • Mar 2009
    • 23919

    Originally posted by Palooza
    Dell is that the Tyler Perry movie where the chick cheats and gets AIDS?
    Spoiler tag for those who might still be interested in seeing it...

     
    Yes

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    • dell71
      Enter Sandman
      • Mar 2009
      • 23919


      2 Guns
      Directed by Baltasar Kormákur.
      2013. Rated R, 109 minutes.
      Cast:
      Denzel Washington
      Mark Wahlberg
      Paula Patton
      Edward James Olmos
      Bill Paxton
      Robert John Burke
      James Marsden
      Greg Sproles
      Fred Ward

      We meet Bobby (Washington) and Stig (Wahlberg) Reservoir Dogs style, sitting in a diner having a fun conversation and planning a bank robbery. They also go to see Mexican Cartel boss Papi Greco (Olmos) in order to make an exchange of fake passports for cocaine. That doesn’t go quite as planned. Quickly, we find out that Bobby is not who he seems. He is a DEA agent and all of this is part of his plan to take down Papi. In his grand scheme, Stig is just collateral damage. He is to be arrested after the bank robbery. In reality, the robbery goes off without a hitch, because Bobby’s people fail to show. Additionally, what was supposed to be three million dollars, at most, turns out to be forty-three million. $43.125 million, to be exact. And everyone is trying to get their hands on it. Then, there is the little matter of Stig’s actual identity. Or who anyone is, for that matter. Basically, everyone trying to kill everyone else over this money ensues.

      2 Guns hastily becomes one of those movies where all the good guys are dirtier than the bad guys, providing no safe haven for our heroes. The tougher task for the viewer is figuring out who isn’t crooked. The various angles from which the characters approach things plays out in elaborate fashion. Every few minutes gives us a new reveal which sends the movie careening in another direction. This is interesting for a while, but gets to be a bit much.


      On the plus side, the movie recognizes where its strength lies. It is within the personas of our two leads. Denzel does Denzel and Wahlberg does Wahlberg. Turns out, the two have great chemistry. Together, they are just fun to watch. We laugh often at their exchanges and wonder why it has taken so long for them to work together. Because of them, as I am sure it was intended, the whole thing has a Lethal Weapon or Bad Boys vibe that works really well. Regardless of the plot’s machinations, we can enjoy watching two guys who appear to be having a blast.

      The other major strength of 2 Guns is something true to the title. Between all the cheeky banter of the good guys and sinister posturing by everyone else we get lots of action. Things go boom real good and at fairly regular intervals. The best sequence, in my opinion, actually features our heroes squaring off against one another via car chase. Somehow this includes fisticuffs between them while both vehicles are moving. Please do not try this at home.

      When all is said and done, 2 Guns is a fun movie that rides its two stars to whatever success it enjoys. We are spared their life stories in favor of the chatter that entertains us pretty well. As mentioned, this chatter is aided by the action. It all works to mask its over-populated and convoluted story and does a good job. If ever a movie could breeze by on charm and personality, this is it.

      MY SCORE: 7/10

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      • dell71
        Enter Sandman
        • Mar 2009
        • 23919


        Frida
        Directed by Julie Taymor.
        2002. Rated R, 123 minutes.
        Cast:
        Salma Hayek
        Alfred Molina
        Geoffrey Rush
        Valeria Golino
        Diego Luna
        Antonio Banderas
        Mía Maestro
        Edward Norton
        Saffron Burrows
        Ashley Judd

        The life and times of real life Mexican artist Frida Kahlo (Hayek). We meet her as a young woman spying on an extra-marital affair by Diego Rivera (Molina), her country’s most famous artist. A short while later, Frida is badly injured when the trolley she is riding in has an accident. Doctors tell her she may never walk again. Of course she does, and it indeed affects her the rest of her life, but this isn’t the story. The story actually begins with her discovering her passion and ability for painting while confined to her bed. Soon, she seeks the counsel of none other than Rivera whom, if you couldn’t tell, is as renowned for his womanizing as he is for his artwork. The two embark on a tumultuous lifelong love affair.

        In the titular role, Salma Hayek is an unstoppable force of nature. She emanates an irresistible flame that torches the screen. Aided by a prominent unibrow, Hayek is simply impossible to look away from. It is a magnificent performance starting with the very first time we see her. Since one great turn deserves another, what Hayek accomplishes is certainly complemented, and might not be possible, without the work of Alfred Molina as Rivera. He is essentially the perfect trampoline for her to bounce off. Seemingly everything she does is in reaction to him, even when he is not in the scene. To his credit, Molina doesn’t wither in her storms. He plays Diego as a large man, both literally and figuratively, with enormous pride and appetites. This isn’t a guy who curls up fetally when his woman is on a tirade. He constantly reminds her, and us, that she knew who he was right from the start.


        Along the way, director Julie Taymor adds some very nice touches that are nods to artists in general, and these two in particular. At times, characters themselves fade in or out of a painting. Other times, Frida’s work literally comes to life. On a few occasions, even less conventional things happen. It’s a wonderful way of adding layers to the film without endless exposition. Showing is more powerful than tells. The film does a great feel of showing this way and manages to do so without subtracting from the idea that we are watching a movie about real people.

        One are where the movie doesn’t do enough showing or telling is in regards to how she came to be so important to the Mexican people. We’re told often how good her work is, but just piles up in a back room of her house. Diego often lets well connected people give it a look. Eventually, this lands her a gig in Paris. Next thing we know she’s suddenly an icon in her native land. We never see any growth in her status. We are just told it is.

        Even if the movie could have done a better job at explaining the public side of her life, it so thoroughly and zestfully goes over the private side, we can’t help being enthralled. Here is a woman with so much passion it rubs off on everyone around her, including us in the audience. We lover her regardless of whether or not we are into art or agree with her politics. This is the towering achievement of Frida.

        MY SCORE: 8.5/10

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        • dell71
          Enter Sandman
          • Mar 2009
          • 23919


          The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
          Directed by Don Scardino.
          2013. Rated PG-13, 100 minutes.
          Cast:
          Steve Carell
          Steve Buscemi
          Olivia Wilde
          Jim Carrey
          James Gandolfini
          Alan Arkin
          Jay Mohr
          Michael Herbig
          Mason Cook
          Luke Vanek
          David Copperfield

          As a kid, Burt Wonderstone (Carell) receives a “magic kit” for a birthday gift and eagerly learns every trick in it as fast as he can. He soon amazes Anton (Buscemi) and the two bond over their love of magic and grow up to be wealthy and world famous magicians. However, after ten years of headlining a Las Vegas show together, things have gotten stale. The passion is no longer there. Worse yet, ticket sales are dwindling as their dated act has been marginalized by a popular, and possibly psychotic, street magician named Steve Gray (Carrey). Think Criss Angel mixed with David Blaine. After a stunt to reclaim their relevance goes horribly wrong, Bert and Anton break up. Anton travels the world doing humanitarian work. Sorta. We focus on Bert who is not only out of work, but also broke and trying to figure out how to get back in the game.

          Steve Carell is the absolute perfect person to play Burt Wonderstone. He embodies the character to such a degree we totally buy into this guy’s plight. He manages this while simultaneously ensuring we don’t really like him that much. There is no denying that Burt is a class A jerk. However, we always understand him to be a guy who has lost his way. This is what keeps us invested in the movie. We want to see if our hero can find himself again.

          Burt’s quest is greatly enhanced by the surrounding characters. Most notable are Jane (Wilde) and Steve Gray. They function as the angel and devil on Burt’s shoulders. Wilde is solid as a love interest and really isn’t asked to do much, but does ground Burt. Jim Carrey more than makes up for her as Burt’s big competition. He plays Gray as a totally unhinged parody of “modern” magic. Not to be outdone, Alan Alda shines as the yoda-like Rance Holloway. No, he is nothing like the master jedi in demeanor or personality, but his status in this world is similar. Alda plays it with his trademarked gruffness. Somehow, he is simultaneously dismissive and caring. This makes him lovable. As Burt’s partner-in-magic, Buscemi is much tamer than usual which serves the movie well. The same could be said for the late James Gandolfini.


          None of this would matter if the movie were not funny. Personally, I laughed quite a bit. A good deal of the jokes are double entendres. Others are pop culture references. Those dealing with tricks performed by Steve Gray are disgusting. Even the people in the movie recognize this. That self-awareness adds humor to them so they work. As a matter of fact, the movie is aware of all of its own absurdity. This knowledge of self adds an all-encompassing layer of sarcasm to the proceedings. In any event, most things are at least worthy of a snicker. This helps things move smoothly.

          That it moves so fluidly is a huge plus in favor of The Great Burt Wonderstone. It knows that it is shallow and light and doesn’t pretend to be anything different. As long as you don’t go searching for something deeper, you will have an enjoyable time.

          MY SCORE: 7/10

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          • dell71
            Enter Sandman
            • Mar 2009
            • 23919


            The Hangover Part III
            Directed by Todd Phillips.
            2013. Rated R, 100 minutes.
            Cast:
            Bradley Cooper
            Zach Galifianakis
            Ken Jeong
            Ed Helms
            Justin Bartha
            John Goodman
            Melissa McCarthy
            Jeffrey Tambor
            Heather Graham
            Mike Epps
            Jamie Chung

            There is a scene in The Hangover Part III in which a bunch of characters wake up from a night of debauchery in a strange place, wondering what they did and how they got there. Sadly, this happens at the end. Before this, you may spend a lot of time thinking you’re watching the wrong movie.

            Let me explain.

            Right away we know things are going to be different this time around. Instead of starting with a scene such as the one described above, the way the first two installments did, we kick things off with a prison break. It’s Mr. Chow (Jeong) escaping from a Bangkok jail. We quickly transition back to the USA where Alan (Galifianakis) is spiraling completely out of control due to the sudden death of his father. After some convincing, he agrees to enter a treatment facility, provided he is driven there by his buddies in the Wolfpack. Together, they hit the road, but they never make it. They get run off the road by Marshall (Goodman) and his goons, including Black Doug (Epps) from the first movie. Marshall informs them of Chow’s escape and that Chow stole $21 million is gold from him. He then kidnaps their Doug (Bartha) and demands the rest of them find and bring Chow to him. The boys trying to do precisely that ensues.


            Rather than another joke-a-minute recap of the night before we get a clunky hybrid crime thriller and dark comedy. Our heroes feel like they are way out of their element. In fact, Phil (Cooper) and Stu (Helms) take a back seat most of the time to whatever is going on with Chow and Alan. Almost none of this is funny. The biggest reason is that these two characters are the least able to support a movie. Truthfully, none of them are which is, in part, what makes the first two movies work. They are a true ensemble effort where each contributes equally to the overall cause. Here, two of them are forced into the lead and wind up exposing their own flatness. This is especially problematic with regards to Chow. We have always been told he is an internationally wanted criminal. This is one of those rare cases where showing instead of telling backfires. When we were only told of his nefarious life, it works okay. When we’re shown this, it fails to hold water. Everything about him is simply too ridiculous.

            As a whole, The Hangover Part III feels like an overreaction to criticism of Part II. Conventional wisdom says that its predecessor was too similar to the original. Truth told, it is a carbon copy. As blatant duplications go, however, it’s still a winner in my book. I didn’t laugh quite as often as I did the first time around, but I still laughed an awful lot. At the end of the day, that’s all I really want from my comedies. Sitting through the third installment yielded very few chuckles. I fully understand that comedy is highly subjective. What is funny to me might be deplorable to you, and vice-versa. Therefore, had the humor simply been of a different brand I would better understand the effort. It feels like this movie didn’t really try. It’s as if the powers that be thought that these characters were so great that they could effectively carry any story and stepping away from the franchise’s bread and butter wouldn’t be much of an issue. Turns out they can’t carry any old plot, particularly this one. Fish out of water tales can be wonderful. They usually focus on one fish trying to gain his/her footing in a new environment. In this case, all of the fish are out of water and we just watch them flop around for an hour and a half.


            MY SCORE: 3/10

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            • dell71
              Enter Sandman
              • Mar 2009
              • 23919


              Baggage Claim
              Directed by David E. Talbert.
              2013. Rated PG-13, 96 minutes.
              Cast:
              Paula Patton
              Derek Luke
              Jill Scott
              Adam Brody
              Taye Diggs
              Jennifer Lewis
              Boris Kodjoe
              Trey Songz
              Djimon Hounsou
              Lauren London
              Christina Milian
              La La Anthony

              When Montana (Patton) learns that her younger sister Sheree (London) is getting married soon, and before she is, her world is sent spiraling out of control. Not only is Montana not married, she doesn’t have any prospects. This is a big problem. She’s been raised to believe that she simply is not a lady if she’s not married by thirty. That her sister will tie the knot first is a travesty of epic proportions. At the very least she wants to find Mr. Right in time to escort her to the wedding which is a mere thirty days away. Obviously, this is a daunting task, but it helps that she is an airline stewardess. However, rather than meeting men as she normally would in her profession, her work buddies talk her into what they think is a genius plan. They will track down her ex-boyfriends as they travel to see if any of them has developed into the man of her dreams since they broke up.

              Let’s just get this out of the way, first. That is an astonishingly dumb idea. Setting aside the fact that these are guys that she’s already found out were not “the one” for one reason or another, the execution of this plan is idiotic, at best. It involves her dropping everything the second her pals call her to let her know one of these guys is on a flight, high-tailing it to the airport to make said flight, and trying to instantly rekindle the flames. Yes, she always makes it to the plane just in time, but as you might imagine, these guys have the same problems that caused their break-up the first time around.

              In the midst of all the chaos that is her life, she has one stable relationship with a straight man. She grew up with the guy who lives across the hall. In fact, they are best friends. His name is William Wright (Luke). Hey, wait a sec…let me just repeat his name in case you somehow dodged that sledgehammer. William Wright. WRIGHT. Uh-huh.

              The overwhelming majority of romantic comedies are inane, predictable affairs. This is certainly no exception. The next moment is always precisely what you think it’s going to be. It simply runs down the rom-com checklist in order and on time. This strict adherence to the formula drains the life out of most jokes. It’s hard to laugh when you already know the punchline.


              Likewise, it is difficult to get wrapped up in the dilemmas on the screen when the performances of them are so plastic. Paula Patton normally does solid work. Here, I can see her ‘acting’ which is empirical evidence that the performer is doing a bad job. Her voice has the fake quality of a person trying but failing to prove that they are honest. The rest of the cast seems to be in a contest to see who can be the most photogenic. They take turns reciting their lines through the pearly whites of their megawatt smiles, just like in the pic above. Don’t get me wrong, it’s an impressive looking group of people and an accomplished bunch of actors, but to this particular production they bring all the depth of a cookie sheet. The only characters with any spunk whatsoever are Montana’s partners in romantic crime: Sam (Brody), her gay male friend, and Gail (Scott), her busty and perpetually horny gal pal. Sam is a walking stereotype, but at least he gets most of the movie’s best lines. Gail gets the best gestures and is the most interesting person in the movie. Love her or hate her, she has a zest for life and an independence sorely missing from the protagonist. A better movie could probably have been made about her.

              Everything I’ve mentioned thus far makes Baggage Claim a bad movie. Regardless of how terribly they go down, all of these elements are rather innocuous. They are things that render this fit for the skyward reaching junk pile of rom-coms, all of which are indistinguishable from the rest. However, right from the start this is a potentially damaging film. It repeatedly and explicitly pushes the idea that a woman absolutely, positively must have a husband or she is a failure at life. Sam impotently tries to dissuade Montana from this notion once or twice. When Montana herself comes to understand the fallacy of this ideal, the movie’s own finale completely undermines her. Honestly, it’s baffling that she believed this in the first place given the fact that marriage hasn’t actually worked for her own mother (Lewis), the one pushing this whole mindset. Mom’s been married five times, and even Montana understands she marries simply for the sake of being married. This is not a model to live by. The entire thing is an exercise in archaic thought. Sure, we all want someone to grow old with. Branding someone worthless for having yet found that person is backwards, at best, and anti-feminist, if not downright misogynist, at worst.

              To blame for this atrocity we have writer/director David E. Talbert, or Tyler Perry 2.0, as I like to call him. He’s taken essentially the same path to Hollywood as Mr. Madea. Talbert wrote and directed his own plays which he successfully toured around the nation targeting African-American female audiences. His work, that I’ve seen anyway, has a similar mix of Christianity and secularism, is thematically similar, but tends to be a bit more risqué. This holds true as their work translates to the big screen. Unfortunately, Talbert fails to realize that the time for labeling single women near (or in) their thirties as barren old maids has long since past. It’s also a terrible message for the young ladies in the audience. I’m not normally a cinematic moralist. I don’t need movies to have positive messages for me to enjoy them, but I don’t like to be brow-beaten, either. This is so persistent with its assertions, it galls me to no end.


              MY SCORE: 2/10

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              • dell71
                Enter Sandman
                • Mar 2009
                • 23919


                The Wolverine
                Directed by James Mangold.
                2013. Rated PG-13, 126 minutes.
                Cast:
                Hugh Jackman
                Will Yun Lee
                Tao Okamoto
                Rila Fukushima
                Hiroyuki Sanada
                Svetlana Khodchenkova
                Brian Tee
                Hal Yamanouchi
                Ken Yamamura
                Famke Janssen

                During World War II, Wolverine (Jackman) was a POW in Japan and was kept in a covered well near Nagasaki. How he let this happen is a mystery since it truly does appear that he’s letting them hold him. He shields a young Japanes soldier named Yashida (Yamanouchi) who jumps down into the well with him, thus saving his life after an Atomic bomb has been dropped on the nearby city. Yashida witnesses our hero’s self-healing powers and the two get to know each other a bit while waiting for it to be safe to leave the well. When they do, they go their separate ways. Fast-forward to the present and the young soldier is now a wealthy old man on his deathbed. He arranges for Wolverine, who of course doesn’t age, to come to Tokyo, presumably so he can thank him one last time for what he did all those years ago. In reality, he’s found a way to usurp the man’s healing abilities for himself and wants our hero to agree to the process. Wolverine doesn’t, Yashida dies and the old man’s goons come after our hero anyway. They are also after Mariko (Okamoto), the old man’s granddaughter whom he left everything to. Of course, she’s on the run with Wolverine.

                As expected, this is a movie with lots of action. Wolverine is definitely not shy about using his claws, either. This makes it about as brutal as a PG-13 flick can get. It has all the violence of an R-rated feature with almost none of the blood. All of it is shot very nicely and perhaps the best part is that our hero is not some perfect fighter. He takes his lumps during some spectacular sequences. My favorite of which is an amazing battle on top of a moving bullet-train.


                Honestly, the action is the easiest part of the movie to deliver on and it does. The trickier part is what happens between fight scenes. Thankfully, the movie manages to pull it off. The story holds together pretty well and dives into our hero’s psyche. For his part, Jackman presents Wolverine as compelling a figure as he has ever been on the big screen. The real genius of the movie is its simplicity. The last solo feature for our hero, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, as well as the ensemble movie before it, X-Men: The Last Stand suffered from overload. There were way too many mutants and just as many plotlines. This time things are pared down so that it really is about one guy. This keeps us engaged in the movie, instead of pulling us in thirty different directions.

                I must say that I was pleasantly surprised by this film. I didn’t come into this one expecting much at all. My apprehension was completely the product of my feelings about that first Wolverine movie. This time, the powers that be found the right balance between action and drama, making it an engrossing tale. It doesn’t go as deep metaphorically as a full-blown X-men movie, but it is intriguing and fun at the same time.


                MY SCORE: 7.5/10

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                • dell71
                  Enter Sandman
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 23919


                  Pacific Rim
                  Directed by Guillermo del Toro.
                  2013. Rated PG-13, 131 minutes.
                  Cast:
                  Charlie Hunnam
                  Idris Elba
                  Rinko Kikuchi
                  Ron Perlman
                  Charlie Day
                  Burn Gorman
                  Max Martini
                  Robert Kazinsky
                  Clifton Collins Jr.

                  If you believe that there is life somewhere besides Earth then you probably also think that if/when they reach us, they will first appear in our skies after having traveled many light years to get here. Makes sense, right? Well, you would be wrong. Turns out, they come through a fissure located at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean that is really a portal between their dimension and ours. And since we live in a big-budget movie, they most certainly don't come in peace. By the way, these are not little green men with over-sized bulbous heads and football shaped eyes. These are monsters the size of skyscrapers with really bad dispositions. In an apparent nod to Godzilla flicks we have taken to calling them kaiju - the Japanese word for monster. To combat them, we develop the jaegers, the 'j' makes a 'y' sound, German for hunter. These are gigantic fighting robots controlled by a pair of human pilots located in the head. So yeah, someone took one of my favorite things of all time, Voltron, and one of my least favorite, The Power Rangers, put them in a blender and poured the concoction onto the screen.

                  That someone would be none other than Guillermo del Toro. He is the mastermind behind some outstanding movies like Pan's Labyrinth, Blade II and the Hellboy films. Whether he is practicing patient story-telling as in Pan's, or delivering an action-packed blockbuster as in the Hellboy pictures, his work is often visually stunning. He continues that trend with Pacific Rim. Both the kaiju and the jaegers are excellently rendered and give the whole movie a larger than life feel. This is evident right from the start when one of the kaiju slams itself on The Golden Gate Bridge. The battle scenes make the movie fun. They give us what we have come for: giant robots fighting giant monsters.


                  The issues come when our main attractions are not on the screen. The overall story is bland and predictable. Individual subplots hold slightly more intrigue, but fail to generate the emotion they seem to be going for. Worse, they also leave plot-holes as they go. For instance, there's "the drift." The drift is a portal where our two pilots must link mentally in order to properly operate a jaeger. Basically, it couples two people's brains together. The first time we meet Raleigh (Hunnam), he's piloting a jaeger with his brother who is literally ripped out of the machine and killed while the two were still mentally connected. We're made to understand that Raleigh now has to not only carry around his memory of what happened to his brother, but his brother's own memory of what happened, as well. Imagine having a loved one brutally killed in front of you and also being able to actually see the event from their point of view and feel what they felt at the moment. Sounds traumatic, doesn't it? Of course, it is. That's why Raleigh quits the jaeger program and disappears from the radar for five years. In desperate need of capable pilots, his old boss Stacker Pentecost (Elba), what a name, finds him and re-recruits him. So what's the problem? The problem is we soon meet Mako (Kikuchi), a young lady who has aced every test there is to become a pilot. Stacker won't let her anywhere near a jaeger because of something in her past. He tells her point blank, "You can't take that level of emotion into the drift!" Excuse me? Did you not just bring back a guy with at least "that level of emotion," if not more? There is no evidence of Raleigh ever receiving any therapy or dealing with his brother's death in any way other than stewing over it since it happened. Therefore, we have no choice but to conclude that how the drift works is subject to the needs of the plot making it a not self-contained entity. The sad part is it's a great idea and further exploring what our hero is going through would probably have generated the empathy this movie needs. We spend much more time on Mako's story. Her history is somewhat interesting, but too obvious for us to really get worked up about.

                  I know, it's a guy flick. Guys don't care about all that touchy-feely stuff. It's all about robots and monsters. Monsters and robots. I'm a guy. I get it. Except guys who say that are either lying or fooling themselves. Even for the ruffians among us, the story is what draws us into the movie. When this happens and we love or hate the people on the screen, we have a vested interest in what happens to them. We actively root for or against them. Action can do this if it's of a brutal, particularly visceral nature and...AND...seems realistic, not some stylized Matrix fantasy stuff. Even then, the movie has to give us sufficient reason why we should care. No matter how good it looks and how much of it there is, this can't be achieved simply by ridiculously large beasts taking on equally gargantuan machines. Therefore, even as we enjoy watching it, we remain distant from what we are seeing. That distance means Pacific Rim is okay, probably a good choice for a fun movie night, but ultimately forgettable.


                  MY SCORE: 6.5/10

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                  • dell71
                    Enter Sandman
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 23919


                    Turbo
                    Directed by David Soren.
                    2013. Rated PG, 96 minutes.
                    Cast:
                    Ryan Reynolds
                    Paul Giamatti
                    Samuel L. Jackson
                    Michael Peńa
                    Snoop Dogg
                    Maya Rudolph
                    Michelle Rodriguez
                    Luis Guzman
                    Bill Hader
                    Richard Jenkins
                    Ken Jeong
                    Mario Andretti

                    Ironically, Turbo (Reynolds) is a snail. He loves Formula One racing, especially his hero Guy Gagné (Hader) and wants nothing more than to go really fast. As you might imagine, being a snail makes this rather difficult. Still, a boy can dream. Unfortunately, that dreaming makes it hard for him to perform the mundane tasks of daily life. This includes doing his job for which he is under the supervision of his much more cautious brother Chet (Giamatti). Frustrated with life, Turbo finds himself looking over the freeway. Somehow he finds himself on it, barely surviving the harrowing ordeal. When he comes to, he discovers that his shell is suddenly a high-powered engine that enables him to travel at ridiculous speeds. One thing leads to another and Turbo and Chet wind up in the care of Tito (Peńa), a taco salesman/snail racer with big ideas. Trying to get Turbo into the Indy 500 ensues.

                    Following Turbo on his quest is a fun adventure that is well paced and breezes by easily. The racing scenes are all exciting and should bring the youngsters to the edge of their seats as a decent amount of tension is created by them. The story between them holds together pretty well, also. As nonsensical as it sounds, we buy into it. We get caught up in whether or not this little snail can do the impossible.


                    Helping to sell all of this to us is a remarkable cast. To me, this begins with two wonderful actors doing superb voice work, Paul Giamatti and the incomparable Samuel L. Jackson. Both are just plain amazing. Giamatti provides a persistent naysayer who makes his opinions clearly known. Jackson brings his familiar persona to the role and somehow makes it all the way through the film without dropping F-bombs. Between the two of them, they get most of the movie’s best lines. However, they are not alone. Michael Peńa, Bill Hader, Snoop, and Ken Jeong are all excellent, as well. Luis Guzman shines in the very nearly thankless role of Tito’s big brother Angelo, but not given nearly as much to do. All of them overshadow leading snail Ryan Reynolds. It’s not that he is bad, it’s that they are so good.

                    By the end, we have an easily graspable film about chasing your dreams and never giving up. This message is telegraphed pretty far in advance so that might lessen some of its potency, but it still works. Best of all, it’s not something we have to dwell on. Things are kept lighthearted enough so the kids don’t feel brow-beaten when it’s over. It stands a bit ahead of most animated kiddie fare, but is not quite special.


                    MY SCORE: 7/10

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                    • dell71
                      Enter Sandman
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 23919


                      The Place Beyond the Pines
                      Directed by Derek Cianfrance.
                      2013. Rated R, 140 minutes.
                      Cast:
                      Ryan Gosling
                      Bradley Cooper
                      Eva Mendes
                      Ray Liotta
                      Dane DeHaan
                      Emory Cohen
                      Rose Byrne
                      Ben Mendelsohn
                      Mahershala Ali
                      Bruce Greenwood
                      Gabe Fazio
                      Olga Merediz

                      Luke Glanton (Gosling) is a stunt motorcycle rider in a traveling carnival. When he finds out he has an infant son in one of the sleepy towns he breezes through, he quits his job and settles down there. Things are complicated because the child’s mother, Romina (Mendes) has moved on. She’s living with another man and doesn’t really want Luke’s help with the kid. Being the caring guy he is, Luke wants desperately to provide for his boy and at least give it a go with Romina. At the encouragement of his buddy Robin (Mendelsohn), he takes up robbing banks. And I’ll just leave it at that.

                      Narratively, this is a movie split into two equal halves. The second half deals with police officer Avery Cross (Cooper). I won’t say much more about him to keep from spoiling things. I will share that this part of the movie flows directly from the first half. Both parts are just gut wrenching. This is possibly the most emotional crime-drama in a decade. All of thoses feelings are stirred by the fact that the film focuses intently on father/son relationships and/or the effects of not having a good one. For us dads, this is like a horror flick.

                      To assist in pulling our heart strings, we get some excellent work out of our cast. Ryan Gosling continues to blow me away as I just feel so bad for Luke. Gosling makes it a very hard thing to watch a man with good intentions go down such a dark path. Bradley Cooper is just as good, but for different reasons. We love him early on when he is clearly a guy who wants to do the right thing. We admire his courage to go against the grain. As things progress, we see Cross is a man of ambition. That ambition does not lead him astray, but it obscures the most important things. This is when we start to dislike him.


                      Two more who makes us hurt for them are Dane DeHaan as Jason and Eva Mendes as Romina. We see how not having certain things has made Jason’s life difficult. At the very least, we sense that he feels incomplete, often powerless. It’s not terribly different from his role in the surprisingly good Chronicle, but once again he pulls it off very nicely. Mendes brings a depth she’s never before shown. However much we agree or disagree with her actions, we know she thinks she is doing what is right. In a nod to subtlety, her best moments are the ones in which she’s asked a direct question and says nothing.

                      In smaller roles, Ray Liotta, and Ben Mendelsohn also shine. Liotta has a delightfully nasty turn as one of Cross’ fellow officers. He brings his GoodFellas sensibilities to the proceedings and it works perfectly. As Robin, Medelsohn is not only Luke’s buddy, but something of a mentor. He gives us a perfect local yokel who seems to lighten the mood whenever he’s on the screen. In reality, he is stirring things up and is responsible for a couple turns of the plot.

                      Most intriguing, and mysterious, of all the supporting players is Romina’s guy, Kofi, played by Mahershala Ali. What we see of him works wonderfully. Like many guys, he measures his actions against what his lady thinks. He may even stop to ask how she feels about a situation, just to be sure, before he acts. Early, he seems to have a bit of an attitude problem, but it comes with good reason. Later, he is revealed to be a genuine and caring man. The one drawback here is on has to wonder if he knows everything we know.

                      In truth, the relationship between Kofi and Romina is not a focal point of the film and probably should not be. It is just a place where expansion is possible. That said, the rest of the movie is thorough in its exploration of subjects it has chosen. Therefore, expansion is not really necessary. The Place Beyond the Pines works marvelously as a multiple character study and does not let any of them off the hook. When it ends, we have much to try and wrap our heads around. Not least of these things is trying to figure out what will happen next to these people.


                      MY SCORE: 9/10

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                      • JimLeavy59
                        War Hero
                        • May 2012
                        • 7199

                        Such a great movie still have to watch Only God Forgives. Gosling has been on a tear of great movies lately.

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                        • dell71
                          Enter Sandman
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 23919

                          Still need to see Only God Forgives, myself.

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                          • Buzzman
                            Senior Member
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 6659

                            Originally posted by JimLeavy59
                            Such a great movie still have to watch Only God Forgives. Gosling has been on a tear of great movies lately.
                            Well, once you watch Only God Forgives, pop in Gangster Squad and see two awful POS movies.

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                            • JimLeavy59
                              War Hero
                              • May 2012
                              • 7199

                              Originally posted by Buzzman
                              Well, once you watch Only God Forgives, pop in Gangster Squad and see two awful POS movies.
                              I actually thought Gangster Squad was a okay film.

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                              • Buzzman
                                Senior Member
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 6659

                                Originally posted by JimLeavy59
                                I actually thought Gangster Squad was a okay film.
                                 


                                Ironically Gangster Squad sits at 15 worst of the year. The 14 below it are even worse.
                                Last edited by Buzzman; 02-07-2014, 10:42 PM.

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