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  • dope
    Allons-y!
    • Feb 2009
    • 2096

    Originally posted by nflman2033
    man maybe Woody just isn't for you, i loved it
    same here...i wasn't expecting a 10/10 but i figured it'd be in the 6-7.5 range in the dell scale

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    • dell71
      Enter Sandman
      • Mar 2009
      • 23919

      Originally posted by nflman2033
      man maybe Woody just isn't for you, i loved it
      Originally posted by dope
      same here...i wasn't expecting a 10/10 but i figured it'd be in the 6-7.5 range in the dell scale
      I generally like Woody Allen. This particular movie just rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe I was expecting too much after Vicki Cristina Barcelona which I really liked.

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      • dell71
        Enter Sandman
        • Mar 2009
        • 23919


        More Than a Game
        Directed by Kristopher Belman.
        2009. Rated PG, 100 minutes.
        Cast:
        LeBron James
        Sian Cotton
        Dru Joyce III
        Willie McGee
        Romeo Travis
        Dru Joyce II

        Plot: We follow what would become known as "The Akron Fab Five" on their journey from when they played for the same AAU basketball team as middle-schoolers through their senior year together on the St. Vincent-St. Mary high school team.

        The Good: It's a well put together documentary that uses LeBron James as the bait to get us in. It does involve him quite a bit, but it also gives us much more. Learning of the relationships between the players with each other and their coaches is a real treat. We really get a feel for the maturation process each of the players underwent. To that end, the filmmakers do a good job not allowing the movie to become all about King James, thus relegating the others to sidekick status. Instead, we really get to know all the guys and understand what makes them tick. Still, LeBron is at the center of one of the most intriguing storylines. That one, details the growing pains he goes through and the way scrutiny around him increases and affects him once his first Sports Illustrated hits the newsstands. The other is a complex struggle between point guard Dru Joyce III and the coach, who happens to be his dad and namesake. Both try to compartmentalize their relationship into two sections: father/son and coach/player. Watching it play out is intriguing and occasionally unsettling. Finally, there is plenty of game footage mixed in.

        The Bad: The first thing that jumps out at us is the fact none of the guys are ever interviewed together. It would've been interesting to watch them interact with one another in a current setting and see if that chemistry between them remains. Second, we never meet anyone who's really open to admitting negative reactions about the team in general, or LeBron in particular. After all, not only was he suspended for accepting gifts but it was a high school team that played a schedule that required travel all over the country, often during the school week. No one rode the high horse to warn us of those sorts of evils. Yes, we've heard it all before but it feels strangely absent. Also, let's not forget this is the team that made it okay for regular season high school basketball to show up on national TV. However, not one ESPN personality showed up to comment on how they felt about what was going on. I would love to hear what Dick Vitale or Jay Bilas thought when they were given the assignment of covering these games or how they felt after getting an up close glimpse of the future in a young, unpolished LeBron.

        The Ugly: The local reporter shouting at LeBron "Hey, how 'bout a ride in that Hummer?"

        Recommendation: I'm pretty sure you already know if you want to see this or not

        The Opposite View: Nick Schager, Time Out New York

        What the Internet Says: 7.4/10 on imdb.com (2/25/10), 73% on rottentomatoes.com, 59/100 on metacritic.com

        MY SCORE: 7.5/10

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        • Senser81
          VSN Poster of the Year
          • Feb 2009
          • 12804

          Originally posted by dell71
          I would love to hear what Dick Vitale thought
          I swear to God, these reviews just keep getting worse and worse. Giving a movie a demerit because it DOESN'T have Dick Vitale in it? Lemme guess, did you give Blue Chips a 10/10 score?

          Here is what Dick Vitale thought..."I just talked to Jon Scheyer, and he said that he liked to eat pizza. Now that I think about it, PIZZA IS AWESOME BABY!!!"

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          • LiquidLarry2GhostWF
            Highwayman
            • Feb 2009
            • 15429

            Originally posted by Senser81
            I swear to God, these reviews just keep getting worse and worse. Giving a movie a demerit because it DOESN'T have Dick Vitale in it? Lemme guess, did you give Blue Chips a 10/10 score?

            Here is what Dick Vitale thought..."I just talked to Jon Scheyer, and he said that he liked to eat pizza. Now that I think about it, PIZZA IS AWESOME BABY!!!"
            HE'S A P-T-P'r...

            THATS PRIME TIME PIZZA BAYBEE!!!

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            • Senser81
              VSN Poster of the Year
              • Feb 2009
              • 12804

              Originally posted by Larry
              HE'S A P-T-P'r...

              THATS PRIME TIME PIZZA BAYBEE!!!



              DELL'S SCORE: 10/10

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              • Palooza
                Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                • Feb 2009
                • 14265

                Originally posted by Ricky
                Very good write ups man, I agree with your grading system and non-biased approach to watching film.

                I don't know if you've seen or heard of it, I recommend "In Bruges".
                thanked for In Bruges.

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                • dell71
                  Enter Sandman
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 23919

                  Originally posted by Senser81
                  I swear to God, these reviews just keep getting worse and worse. Giving a movie a demerit because it DOESN'T have Dick Vitale in it? Lemme guess, did you give Blue Chips a 10/10 score?

                  Here is what Dick Vitale thought..."I just talked to Jon Scheyer, and he said that he liked to eat pizza. Now that I think about it, PIZZA IS AWESOME BABY!!!"
                  lmao! But no, didn't give Blue Chips a '10' and the "demerit" was much more for the other stuff in that section, not specifically for Dickie V's absence, but point taken on his rambling and way over the top nature. However, you forgot that he would note how Duke is a legit national title contender and Coach K is the best coach to ever roam the sidelines.
                  Originally posted by Ricky
                  Very good write ups man, I agree with your grading system and non-biased approach to watching film.

                  I don't know if you've seen or heard of it, I recommend "In Bruges".
                  Thanx...BTW, I reviewed In Bruges here. See the first post in this thread for a list of & links to all the reviews here.
                  Last edited by dell71; 02-26-2010, 03:35 PM.

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                  • dell71
                    Enter Sandman
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 23919


                    The Proposal
                    Directed by Anne Fletcher.
                    2009. Rated PG-13, 108 minutes.
                    Cast:
                    Sandra Bullock
                    Ryan Reynolds
                    Betty White
                    Mary Steenburgen
                    Craig T. Nelson
                    Denis O'Hare
                    Malin Akerman
                    Oscar Nunez

                    Plot: When book editor Margaret Tate (Bullock) learns she is about to be deported to Canada she forces her assistant Andrew (Reynolds) to marry her so that she may remain in the United States.

                    The Good: Along the way, there are several gags that are genuinely funny. Usually, these involve either Betty White, as Andrew's "gammie" who is about to turn 90 years old, or the local everything Ramon (Nunez). White exhibits the gift for comic timing that's served her well over the years and is helped by the fact that her character has the best lines. As Ramon, Nunez is over the top as an easily detestable pest of a man. However, he seems to derive such joy from his antics that we occasionally get caught up in the madness.

                    The Bad: The story is a complete paint-by-numbers rom-com. To say it's easily predictable is an understatement. Nothing that has any bearing on the outcome of the story happens at all. If you don't agree, you've probably never sat through a movie before. There was also one thing we got too much of and another of which we got not enough. The Ramon character falls into the too much category. He's one of those movie characters that holds hundreds of jobs in a small town because, well, it's small and no one else could possibly work there (yes, italicized for sarcasm). True, he has some funny moments but in the end, it's overkill. On the not enough side there is the power struggle between Margaret and a colleague she tries to fire. More of this could've added to her anxiety and gave us some splashy arguments with tension different from the sexual one the rest of the movie is built on.

                    The Ugly: The "easter-egg" hunt.

                    Recommendation: It's not quite the blemish on cinematic history some have made it out to be. That said, it's completely unremarkable. Aside from the fact that Sandra Bullock, who has a squeaky clean and bordering on virginal image, does an almost-nude scene, there's nothing to separate it from the thousands of other chick-flicks that have come before. So, if rom-coms are your thing...or your significant other's thing...go for it. If not, don't worry. It's another movie that you've seen, even if you haven't seen it.

                    The Opposite View: Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times

                    What the Internet Says: 6.8/10 on imdb.com (2/26/10), 43% on rottentomatoes.com, 48/100 on metacritic.com

                    MY SCORE: 4.5/10

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                    • Houston
                      Back home
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 21231

                      lol do you watch movies even though you know they're gonna be horrible?

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                      • dell71
                        Enter Sandman
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 23919

                        Originally posted by Houston
                        lol do you watch movies even though you know they're gonna be horrible?
                        I try not to have pre-conceived notions, but sometimes yes. In this case, the wife saw the commercial a few dozen times and wanted to see it. She thoroughly enjoyed it, btw.

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                        • Palooza
                          Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 14265

                          Originally posted by dell71
                          I try not to have pre-conceived notions, but sometimes yes. In this case, the wife saw the commercial a few dozen times and wanted to see it. She thoroughly enjoyed it, btw.
                          I respect dell's reviews all the more because he has to make sacrifices with his viewing seeing as how he has a wife and kids.

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                          • dell71
                            Enter Sandman
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 23919

                            Originally posted by Palooza
                            I respect dell's reviews all the more because he has to make sacrifices with his viewing seeing as how he has a wife and kids.
                            Appreciated. Wife actually sees all the scores I give and usually disagrees with me. She's gonna have a fit when she sees The Proposal.

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                            • Leftwich
                              Bring on the Season

                              • Oct 2008
                              • 13700

                              Originally posted by dell71
                              Appreciated. Wife actually sees all the scores I give and usually disagrees with me. She's gonna have a fit when she sees The Proposal.
                              Tell her:

                              :learnvsn:

                              And all will be forgiven.

                              Originally posted by Tailback U
                              It won't say shit, because dying is for pussies.

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                              • Senser81
                                VSN Poster of the Year
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 12804

                                Hey Dell, have you given a review for Tron? I saw it on TV the other night, and I forgot how weird it was. I believe it was the first Disney movie to have a PG rating.

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